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On Jul 25, 11:23 pm, ah > wrote:
> Holly wrote:
> > On Jul 24, 9:56 pm, ah > wrote:
> >> Holly wrote:
> >> > On Jul 23, 8:51 pm, ah > wrote:
> >> >> Holly wrote:
> >> >> > On Jul 23, 7:30 pm, ah > wrote:
> >> >> >> Holly wrote:
> >> >> >> > On Jul 22, 11:31 pm, ah > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> Holly wrote:
> >> >> >> >> > On Jul 22, 7:05 pm, ah > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> Holly wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> > On Jul 22, 2:20 pm, ah > wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> Holly wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Through the cellofeign I see your stark plight,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > A charem of women who have lost their knight.

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> >> >> >> >> >> >> > When I open the lid, I feel your distress.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > You're all ravished and trembling from PTS.

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> >> >> >> >> >> >> > What draws me disturbs, I start to salivate.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > I have no charity for I simply take.

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> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Having eaten and put you all out of sight,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> > I'm surprised, I do not feel a bit contrite.

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> >> >> >> >> >> >> IAWTP.

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> >> >> >> >> >> >> I feel the same about a package of crackers.

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> >> >> >> >> >> > Little cute animal ones?

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> >> >> >> >> >> Doesn't really matter.

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> >> >> >> >> > Again. You are not Ah. Change back this instant!

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> >> >> >> >> *poip*

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> >> >> >> >> Better?-

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> >> >> >> > Appreciate it.

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> >> >> >> Why are you morphing?-

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> >> >> > Phase two.

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> >> >> Oho!

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> >> >> Are you free of prescribed medication.-
> >> > What is it you're looking for?

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> >> Any ergot-derived substance will do.-

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> > That sounds serious. I hope you are jesting.

>
> Not at all.
>
> You got any?-


"ergot-derived substance"?

First, I thought you were talking about a medication for Parkinson's
or valvular heart disease. I gasped and my eyes rolled in fear that
you may not be well. I subspoke "Poor nervous man. First concrete
slabs and now this."
Second, when you posted this and <I am googling this as I write> OHO!
you did not mean these ... derived substances, but rather you were
referring to a substance directly grown out in the open fields under
the rays of the sun and from which ... so forth and so on ...

You are either a NARC-a-zoid posing as an innocent kitten huffer or
<damn I dropped a slice of freeze-dried mango in the dirt> WHEN in
fact, and I take umbrage with this option, <hold up, I'm thirsty --
gotta get some diet tonic> you are trying to discredit the sweet
nature of Holly BY suggesting that she must be on some mind-altering
substance above and beyond the sweet air she breathes and the sweet
water (tonic in this case) she drinks.

Well sir, despite your slithering, side-winding, worm-wood-spoken
folly, my true and honest answer to you is *NO*. No, I do not have
any ill-gotten substances ... no sirree. My mind is in and of itself
sufficiently uplifted by the day-to-day exchanges I am so fortunate to
experience with such fine fellows as yourself, sir, and the good
master of the grump, Mr. MBB -- ergot-derived though the two of you
may be...AND ... my regular trips in the time machine.