Those sample ladies, what does Tammy call them?

They pretend to be so nice, so earnest in their belief in the
greatness of their product, but don't buy it. They are there to
kill you.

Last time I took a sample from some sweet lady, it was a
cracker with dip on it ... I almost choked trying to swallow it
without water. Dryyyy.

Today, I was trapped into it again, Kirkland all natural peanut
butter on a piece of rye. Very tasty. Uh, you don't have any of
those little milk samples to wash it down, do you? Gack.

nancy