In article >, Andy <q> wrote:
>http://www.tinyurl.com/32ouoj

Reminds me of the famous (?) song "Cows with guns".

<http://tinyurl.com/bvaq6> or, if you prefer the full bottle:

<http://www.danalyons.
com/lyrics/lyrics_for_public/cows_with_guns_lyrics.html>

Extract:
<quoting>
The President said "enough is enough
These uppity cattle, its time to get tough"
Cow dung flung

The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief
Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef
Cows on buns

The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed
They mooed their last moos,
they chewed their last hay
Cows out gunned

The order was given to turn cows to whoppers
Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers
But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers

Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers
</quoting>

Cheers, Phred.

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LID