"Alice" > wrote in message
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> One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked
> about his bill and the barber replies, "I cannot accept money from you.
> I'm
> doing community service this week."
> The florist is pleased and leaves the
> shop.
>
> Next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you
> card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
>
> Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the
> barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community
> service this week."
> The cop is happy and leaves the shop.
>
> Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and
> a
> dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
>
> Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his
> bill
> the barber a gain replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing
> community service this week."
> The Republican is very happy and leaves the
> shop.
>
> Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a
> dozen different books, such as "How to Improve Your Business" and
> "Becoming
> More Successful."
>
> Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill
> the
> barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community
> service this week."
> The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop.
>
> The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen
> Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.
>
>
>
>
>
> And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between left
> and right


What it illustrates is the fundamental lack of any intelligence you clearly
do not possess. It's really better, Alice, to let people assume you are an
idiot rather than showing them that you are.

Paul
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