Alice wrote:
> One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he
> asked about his bill and the barber replies, "I cannot accept money
> from you. I'm doing community service this week."
> The florist is pleased and leaves the
> shop.
>
> Next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank
> you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
>
> Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill
> the barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing
> community service this week."
> The cop is happy and leaves the shop.
>
> Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you
> card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
>
> Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay
> his bill the barber a gain replies, "I cannot accept money from you.
> I'm doing community service this week."
> The Republican is very happy and leaves the
> shop.
>
> Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card
> and a dozen different books, such as "How to Improve Your Business"
> and "Becoming More Successful."
>
> Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his
> bill the barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm
> doing community service this week."
> The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop.
>
> The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen
> Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.
>
> And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between
> left and right

Uh, yeah. In your rainbow perfect world. Don't think for an instance this
reflects real life.