In article >,
Steve Wertz > wrote:

> On Wed, 08 Aug 2007 13:37:19 -0500, Scott wrote:
>
> >> Putting the toilet seat back down when you're done peeing is
> >> probably the single most important thing a man can do in a unisex
> >> bathroom (as well as lifting it up beforehand, of course).
> >
> > I never did understand that, if a guys forgets to put down the seat and
> > a girl walks in...doesn't she notice that the seat is up and then take
> > the extra time (1/2 sec tops) to put it down. I know it's hard to
> > believe but guys do forget every now and then.
>
> I don't get it either. We guys can remember to put the seat up,
> but heaven forbid if *they* forget to put it back down.
>
> You'll know when you hear the scream coming from the bathroom
> that she plopped herself right down into the toilet.
>
> My theory is that they're too busy looking at themselves in
> the mirror.
>
> -sw <ducking>

You moron! ROTFL!! It's about illusion, fercripesake. If the seat
and lid are down, I do not know what has transpired before I got there,
which is just the way I like it. I don't need to enter the bathroom
and, even for the most fleeting nanosecond, think, "Huh! He took a
leak." It's about The Mystery.
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