"zxcvbob" > wrote in message
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> JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
>> "zxcvbob" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> I know how to make mayonnaise, but (except for in egg salad) I like
>>> Miracle Whip better. (It's what I grew up with) Especially the old
>>> Miracle Whip that had soybean oil as the first ingredient instead of the
>>> second. So what do I need to mix into homemade mayo to make homemade
>>> Salad Dressing. Corn starch and water paste, paprika, and sugar?
>>>
>>> Thanks,
>>> Bob
>>
>>
>> First you say you like Miracle Whip (branding yourself as a mutant), and
>> then you ask about salad dressing, which you had to reason to capitalize.
>> Are you asking how to make your mayo taste like Miracle Whip, or some
>> other thing?
>
>
> I thought that was obvious. Yes, I want to make my own Miracle Whip clone
> to use on sandwiches and in salads. I've made "boiled salad dressing"
> before, but it isn't fatty enough. I'll continue to use real mayo when I
> make egg salad or deviled eggs, which are the two legitimate uses for it.
>
> (You're afraid of dog shit, what does that make you?)
>
> Bob


Maybe try adding sugar to your mayo, and maybe some of those colored
sprinkles kids put on ice cream. That should give you a pretty good Miracle
Whip imitation.