On Aug 9, 6:19 am, Peter A > wrote:
> In article >,
> says...
>
> > Maybe try adding sugar to your mayo, and maybe some of those colored
> > sprinkles kids put on ice cream. That should give you a pretty good Miracle
> > Whip imitation.
>
> If the poor sap wants to make Miracle Whip, let him. Next he'll want to
> know how to make Velveeta at home, or how to brew Bud Light. Have some
> sympathy.

Or how to replicate Chef Boyardee canned spaghetti and meatballs.
>
> 5 seconds with Google turns up a bunch of recipes.

Why are we not surprised?
>
> --
> Peter Aitken

--Bryan