On Aug 11, 8:42 pm, pamjd > wrote:
> On Aug 8, 8:59?pm, zxcvbob > wrote:
>
> > I know how to make mayonnaise, but (except for in egg salad) I like
> > Miracle Whip better. (It's what I grew up with) Especially the old
> > Miracle Whip that had soybean oil as the first ingredient instead of the
> > second. So what do I need to mix into homemade mayo to make homemade
> > Salad Dressing. Corn starch and water paste, paprika, and sugar?
>
> > Thanks,
> > Bob
>
> Homemade Miracle Whip
> Recipe #417815 ratings
> I found this recipe for homemade Miracle Whip in the local paper.
> Miracle Whip is not available where I live, so it's nice to have a jar
> of this in the fridge.

I have a recipe for corny dogshit.

Feed you dog a can of corn. Check after every defecation. Eventually
there will appear corny dogshit. Goes well with Miracle Whip.

--Bryan