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Default More supermarket flirting.


"Andy" <q> wrote in message ...
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> I passed an older woman in one aisle at the supermarket today and noticed

a
> box of honey/sugar coated peanuts in her short cart.
>
> I saw her again in another aisle with an added box of "devil-dogs"
> (chocolate cake with cream in the middle thingys).
>
> I bumped into her again in another aisle looking at the bags of candy.
>
> I stopped to watch her and finally said "You sure have a sweet tooth!"
>
> She looked at me and half blushed and said, "I'm buying them for my
> grandson for his birthday party."
>
> I replied emphatically, "Oh SURE!!!", as I wheeled my cart of "health"

food
> down the aisle. She blushed and laughed! Quite blushed, I might add.
>
> I LOVE doing that!!!



Hmmm .. so I am shopping for salad ingredients and I ask the woman at the
cucumber display if she'd mind if I squeezed in and grabbed one., She
giggledm then tugged my arm and whispered into my ear and said "how about we
go to my place for crazy sex" I was so confused. Was she trying to tell
me something? I mean I don't even know where she lives.

Paul