"Damsel in dis Dress" > wrote in message
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> I'm taking this opportunity, while Crash is sleeping and I'm not, to
> use his computer to let y'all know that I'm on a short leave of
> absence against my will. Last Thursday, I spilled half a can of diet
> cola into my keyboard, and can now only type i, 0, 2, 3, 6. 8, and 9
> on my computer. I'm reading the group, but can't respond to posts or
> to e-mail.
>
> Anywho, I should be back in a couple weeks. Enjoy your holiday!
>
> Andy: Got the Chuckle of the Day for the 16th. <THWACK!>
>
> Smoochers,
> Carol
>

Keyboard: $20.00. Should be take up a collection for you? You can even plug
one into the back of your laptop, if that's what you're using.