On Aug 20, 6:09 pm, "Snickers" > wrote:
> Nancy - re your comment: "If it's not one thing, it's another." I used to
> work with a woman with a heavy southern accent. She used to say, "If it
> ain't rats, it's roaches!" Cracked us up!
>

Hmmmm. I suspect your friend was a southern urbanite. Rural
Southerners say "If it ain't bugs, it's worms."