On Thu, 23 Aug 2007 07:06:18 -0500, Dave W > wrote:

>Well, golly! Only in America could a turkey like me win a contest like
>this. I don't usually wear hats but I'd prolly look pretty super in #5
>(the Formal Occasions top hat). Now if I could only find my tux.

Did you look in the bottom drawer?
http://www.tuxedotshirts.com/tuxedoclassic1.jpg


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