"Nancy Young" > wrote in
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> As I was jabbing my corn on the cob with my little
> metal cornholders, I remember I ordered new ones that
> haven't arrived. Right there, in front of the soon-to-be old
> ones, I mentioned I'd ordered their replacements!
>
> What was I thinking.
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> A couple of bites in, the left hand corn holder took
> revenge. Escaped from the end of my cob and jabbed
> into my cheek.
>
> Now I know how the corn feels.
>
> nancy
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You better copyright that name "When corn holders attack". What a perfect
B movie horror flick name.

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The house of the burning beet-Alan

It'll be a sunny day in August, when the Moon will shine that night-
Elbonian Folklore