Andy wrote:
> Sheldon writes:
>
> >And there is no ambiguous North American spelling... ketchup is
> >spelled "Heinz"[period] Stan will concur, and Stan is the first and
> >final authority in ketchupdom.
>
> shouldn't that be "final authority in ketchupdumb"? :-D


Huh... dumb... compared with your sorry cornholed ass Stan is Albert
Einstein.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cornhole

Sheldon