On Fri, 24 Aug 2007 20:40:06 -0400, "Nancy Young" >
wrote:

>As I was jabbing my corn on the cob with my little
>metal cornholders, I remember I ordered new ones that
>haven't arrived. Right there, in front of the soon-to-be old
>ones, I mentioned I'd ordered their replacements!
>
>What was I thinking.
>
>A couple of bites in, the left hand corn holder took
>revenge. Escaped from the end of my cob and jabbed
>into my cheek.
>
Ouch.

>Now I know how the corn feels.

Dollars to donuts, you have more nerves in your cheek than one would
find in an ear of corn.

I'll just keep mum around my old Mickey Mouse corn holders, anyway.
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