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In article >,
Peter A > wrote:

> In article >,
> says...
> > "Dan Abel" > wrote in message
> > ...
> > > In article >,
> > > zxcvbob > wrote:
> > >
> > >> wrote:
> > >> > Who has time or wants to wash/
> > >> > scrub a bag of green potatoes you get from the grocery store?
> > >> >
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> Because you are so busy doing what?
> > >
> > >
> > > Are you kidding? Five kids under the age of six?
> >
> > If they are her biological kids (not adopted), then she's lying about
> > having
> > that many kids.
> >
> >
> >
>
> Why? Do the math. It's not unusual for a woman to be able to get
> pregnant 3 months after giving birth. It's crazy, to be sure, but
> possible.
>
> Groucho joke from that funny TV show he did for a while. His guest was a
> woman with some huge number of kids.
>
> Groucho: How is it you come to have so many children?
>
> Woman: (Giggle) I really love my husband!
>
> Groucho: (eyebrows levitating) Well, I love my cigar but I take it our
> of my mouth once in a while.

She might be Catholic...
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