"Terry" > wrote in message
...
> Hello all,
>
> When your appetite appears to be getting the best of you.... when
> you're trying to watch your weight or cholesterol or blood glucose or
> simply trying to be a healthier eater...
>
> ...visit this site. Guaranteed to bring hilarity to your spoiled
> appetite or your electrons back!
>
> http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/
>
> Knudsen's stuff looks okay til you get to the "Mashed Potato
> Surprise". I think I shall now skip lunch. And dinner. And maybe
> tomorrow's breakfast.
>
> Best -- Terry


I know someone who still makes stuff like this! When there's a family
gathering and she asks "What can I bring?", everyone wants to tell her "How
about a 12 pack of bottled water?", because they've all been victims of her
food. Her specialty is taking a perfectly good fresh fruit salad and
wrecking it by adding what appears to be a mixture of heavy cream, lime
Jell-o, and pre-digested mini-marshmallows. It's often "garnished" with
slices of banana on top, which of course turn brown before she even leaves
the house with the train wreck dish.

Its presence frightens the other food nearby on the table. Flies love it,
though.