Andy wrote:
> Recently it's been Oatmeal Crisp breakfast cereal.
>
> "Don't argue with your father."
> "Don't believe what you read."
> "It's an illusion."
>
> Stupidity.
>
> Yours?
>
> Andy

Ha! KFC. Luanne's got a KNIFE! Everyone in the office runs screaming.
Boss cautiously approaches. "Luanne, what are you doing?" "I'm eating
lunch from KFC. It's *real food* so it requires a fork and a knife." I
have to snort every time I think of KFC as "real food"

Jill