On Sep 9, 8:42?pm, Bobo Bonobo? > wrote:
> On Sep 9, 8:58 am, raymond > wrote:
>
> > for two days, so it's time for my annual tribute to my college days.
>
> > Dinner tonight (Sunday) is a fried Spam sandwich. A can of Spam sliced
> > into four big slices and fried, that goes onto white bread slathered
> > with real Mayo with dill pickle slices and iceberg lettuce. In a
> > concession to modern times I will forego the cheese and I'll use Lite
> > Spam.
>
> > Breakfast tomorrow morning (Monday) will be fried baloney with eggs
> > and white bread toast. Lunch will finish the baloney on sandwiches
> > with real mayo, dill pickle slices and iceberg lettuce.
>
> Real mayo, straight out of the jar that says, "Real mayonnaise."
>
>
>
> > Dinner tomorrow night is Chili-O with about 1/4 box of elbow macaroni
> > mixed in.
>
> > Tuesday I'll finish up the baloney, white bread, and iceberg lettuce.
>
> > This stuff got me through college.
>
> > Tuesday night the wife'll be back in time for dinner which will be
> > grilled salmon with vinegar-dressed cole slaw and pesto soba noodles.
>
> When my wife leaves town, I have sex with the skankiest, most diseased
> whores my town has to offer. Just kidding. I was trying to compete
> with your post, but it's hopeless.

Hopeless?

Coulda had a winner had you said you have that skanky sex with
Raymond's wife... and your diseased wife has sex with Raymond. hehe

Sheldon