On Sun, 09 Sep 2007 18:30:56 -0700, Bobo Bonobo® >
wrote:

>On Sep 9, 4:57 pm, sf wrote:
>> On Sun, 09 Sep 2007 22:38:23 -0000, Bobo Bonobo® >
>> wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>> >On Sep 9, 4:24 pm, sf wrote:
>> >> On Sun, 09 Sep 2007 21:34:36 -0000, Bobo Bonobo® >
>> >> wrote:
>>
>> >> > I
>> >> >thought it's be funny (it'd only cost about $30) to send a letter to
>> >> >every house on the street that simply said, "HAHA, you live on a
>> >> >street named GAYOLA
>>
>> >> How do you react to Enola ***?
>>
>> >See? To me the really funny thing is that neighbors would be
>> >seriously itching to know if their other neighbors got one of those
>> >letters, but how could they find out without broaching the
>> >uncomfortable topic of "anal intercourse"? I have been laughing about
>> >this on and off over the past couple of hours. I almost wish that I
>> >hadn't posted about it, and had just done it, but I really can't
>> >afford to spend the money.
>>
>> Personally, I think it would be a waste of money anyway. Most people
>> would toss it in recycling and not think twice about it.
>>
>Ah, but some would not do that. The following is something I posted
>to alt.punk about 7 years ago:
>
>
>I would like to find a freshly hit roadkill possum, wrap it in a baby
>blanket with its face covered by the blanket, and put it in a
>stroller.
>Then I would get a female confederate to push the stroller around the
>mall,
>in the vicinity of a store that had multiple entrances, until she sees
>a
>good victim. She could look in panic at some stranger--a woman in her
>30s
>would be best--and say very quickly, "Oh my god! I left my purse in
>the
>restroom. Could you watch my baby for just a second? Thanks." Not
>waiting
>for a response, she leaves the stroller and runs into the store, and
>out the
>other doors, into the parking lot, into her car, and away. The woman
>who
>was asked to watch the baby would be irritated, but would feel obliged
>to
>watch the baby anyway. As time passed, she would wonder where the
>hell the
>mother was. Eventually, she would pull back the baby blanket that was
>swaddling the roadkill possun, expecting to see the cute cherubic face
>of a
>human infant, but instead being confronted by the face of the roadkill
>possum. She would very likely scream, and others might well come over
>to
>try to assist her. Imagine the scene. Her explaining how the woman
>asked
>her to watch her baby...
>Me and my buddies could be sitting on benches nearby, witnessing the
>hilarious spectacle.
>
>
I have only one question: What makes you think that's even remotely
funny? Did you have some kind of retarded childhood?
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