On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 04:49:49 GMT, "Zippy P" > wrote:

>> When my wife leaves town, I have sex with the skankiest, most diseased
>> whores my town has to offer. Just kidding. I was trying to compete
>> with your post, but it's hopeless.
>
>Damn that's almost exactly what I was going to post! Except for the 'just
>kidding' part.
>
Well, there's the rub. There aren't any skanky, diseased whores where
I live, so I'm stuck with Spam.