I just saw this on rec.food.cercipes and had to sha

Crustacean Inspired Garlic Noodle

1 lb Asian style egg noodles (fresh, not dried)
4 Tbsp butter
6 cloves garlic smashed
2 Tbsp oyster sauce
2 tsp fish sauce
1/4 cup parmesan cheese

Somebody has been strung out on opium and opium-derivatives for a
few too many months.

-sw