Pillsbury Doughboy Dies
 

This rumor has been floating around the internet for years but some of you
may not have heard the tragic news. Please keep in mind it's only a rumor.

Pillsbury Doughboy Dies from Servere Yeast Infection

Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, The Pillsbury Doughboy, died yesterday of a
severe yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes to the belly.
He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in one of the largest funeral ceremonies in recent
years. Dozens of celebrities turned out, including Mrs.Butterworth, the
California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, The Hostess Twinkees,
Captain Crunch.

The graveside was piled high with flours as longtime friend, Aunt Jemima,
delivered the eulogy. She described the Doughboy as a man who never knew how
much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his life lately was filled with
many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of
his dough on half-baked schemes. Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a
roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his second wife, Play
Dough. They have two children and one in the oven.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

Pillsbury Doughboy Dies
 

Well Done!

Frank103 wrote:
> This rumor has been floating around the internet for years but some of you
> may not have heard the tragic news. Please keep in mind it's only a rumor.
>
> Pillsbury Doughboy Dies from Servere Yeast Infection
>
> Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, The Pillsbury Doughboy, died yesterday of a
> severe yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes to the belly.
> He was 71.
> Doughboy was buried in one of the largest funeral ceremonies in recent
> years. Dozens of celebrities turned out, including Mrs.Butterworth, the
> California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, The Hostess Twinkees,
> Captain Crunch.
>
> The graveside was piled high with flours as longtime friend, Aunt Jemima,
> delivered the eulogy. She described the Doughboy as a man who never knew how
> much he was kneaded.
>
> Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his life lately was filled with
> many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of
> his dough on half-baked schemes. Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a
> roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his second wife, Play
> Dough. They have two children and one in the oven.
>
> The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
>
>
>

Pillsbury Doughboy Dies
 

This sad story got a rise out of me.

Pillsbury Doughboy Dies
 

In article >, says...
>
> This rumor has been floating around the internet for years but some of you
> may not have heard the tragic news. Please keep in mind it's only a rumor.
>
> Pillsbury Doughboy Dies from Servere Yeast Infection
>
>
Well, I, for one, demand proof!

Bob

Pillsbury Doughboy Dies
 

very clever

Pillsbury Doughboy Dies
 

<Alan > wrote in message
...
> On Sat, 30 Dec 2006 10:53:08 -0800, "Frank103"
> > wrote:
>
>>This rumor has been floating around the internet for years but some of you
>>may not have heard the tragic news. Please keep in mind it's only a rumor.
>>
>>Pillsbury Doughboy Dies from Servere Yeast Infection
>>
>
> Sorry, but I think this is one of those web legends....
>
> :-0

> Alan

Alan, can you proof that? Oops, I mean "can you prove that?"
Is that proofable?
Dee