Flippin' Pancakes!!!

Family members always removed my assets,
they worked hard all my life to remove
anything that was ever important to me.
My dad is Samuel Wesley Kabatoff, his
Doukhobor (no guns) parents were very upset
with him when he became a police officer.
When he married Ruby Hnedish, Sam's parents
bought them a run down house in Kinley,
expecting him to stay there and continue
to help out with the impoverished farm on
the outskirts of Kinley. All Sam would ever
do for me is take away my assets and force
me to come to Kinley with him and assist
his parents with the work on the farm. And
Sam would force me to go to Struan and
assist him assist my mother's sister and her
husband (Phil and Annette Donesky) with
their farm. Annette was the oldest of 4 kids,
she is my mother's older sister, and when
she married Phil, Phil took my grandfather's
land. Sam would force me to come with him to
Struan, there he would bring alcohol and
work for Phil for free, Sam would pay for
the privilege of working for another by
bringing alcohol and by bringing his kids
(my brother Randal and I). Sam and Phil
would drink with each other and with other
people from around the Struan community,
and Sam would always become verbally abusive
to his family members who were basically
held captive in Struan, for Sam had the
only car.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * *

222 Sam 21 12 29 355/10 +9920
Samuel 71 Wesley 89 Kabatoff 62

176 Ruby 10 5 30 130/235 +9780
Ruby 66 Ellen 48 Kabatoff 62

152 Randal 25 5 54 145/220 +999
Randal 50 Allan 40 Kabatoff 62

187 Dar 17 2 57 48/317 00
Daryl 60 Shawn 65 Kabatoff 62

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254 Phil 2 4 23 92/273 +12375
Phillip 82 William 79 Donesky 93

172 Annette 26 8 28 239/127 +10402
Annette 79 Donesky 93

214 Debbie 25 1 55 25/340 +754
Deborah 53 Gwenne 68 Donesky 93

245 Sheryl 4 5 57 124/241 76
Sheryl 87 Lynn 65 Donesky 93

My parents were always so unhappy whenever
I tried to acquire and purchase a vehicle,
they did not want me to have independence
and would escalate the level of abuse to
force me to get rid of whatever vehicle I
had. I managed to complete a 4 year advanced
degree in Anthropology and found employment
as a Social Worker in Whitecourt Alberta,
Ruby kept on phoning me there and demanding
that I sell my bus (she was incessantly
bitching at me to sell my bus for years).
Finally Sam and Ruby came to Whitecourt
and Sam assaulted me, they returned to
Saskatoon and Sam sold the bus for $1,000
(less than the Cummins V6 was worth). I
was upset, my job performance suffered and
I lost my job. I returned to Saskatoon in
1988 and here they had me arrested for
failing to kiss their God-damned arses (and
because Protestants and Catholics were
lobbying them to shut me up, for my criticisms
of their churches was most unwelcome). They
had me arrested and repeatedly tortured,
and when I made efforts to make money, they
would have me arrested again, they worked so
hard to take away the things I valued in
life. The rich relatives would come over
and freeload off Sam, and Sam would always
provide them with alcohol and steaks, never
did Sam's Christmas gifts and birthday gifts
to me approach what he would spend on
alcohol when one of the wealthy Elloway's
would come to freeload. Rich doctor and
dentist relatives (many of whom were Seventh
Day Adventists) would come and freeload from
police officer Sam, Sam would provide for
them rather than for his own children
(Sam would take away my vehicle and self
confidence, give me a slap and a new pair
of pants, and then claim that he was
providing for my needs). Ruby would condemn
my every interest and tell me throughout my
first 30 years of life how badly she wanted
me to be a doctor like Peter Elloway. But I
hated Doctor Peter Elloway, there was no
way that I was going to grow up and be a
doctor like him. Doctor Peter Elloway would
drive up from Palos Verdes California each
summer in a new Cadillac and freeload off
of Sam, later in life Doctor Peter Elloway
would fly up to Canada and freeload off Sam.
Annually Doctor Peter Elloway would come to
Saskatoon and lecture me over and over about
how dirty and lazy the black people were in
Los Angeles, he hated blacks more than
anybody I ever met. And Sam hated Indians
and would lecture Peter and me about how
lazy and filthy the Indians were here,
funny that Sam would end up spending his
fortune at Indian run casinos.

233 Peter 30 9 10 273/92 +16942
Peter 64 Sidney 76 Elloway 93

155+ Gloria
Gloria 62 Elloway 93

236 Nina 6 10 48 280/86 +3056
Nina 38 Christine 105 Elloway 93

296 Peter 11 5 55 131/234 +648
Peter 64 Christopher 139 Elloway 93

http://www.cauc.ca/MainPages/Alumni/ServiceElloway.htm

Before Doctor Peter Elloway died, his wife
Gloria stuck him in a care home and then
took over the bank accounts, leaving little
Peter (their only surviving child) nothing.
Then Peter Elloway Junior would get into the
act and come to Saskatchewan each year and
continue to find free room and board with
Sam, coming to Saskatchewan for the summer
and staying with Sam is an economical way
to spend one's holidays. Peter Elloway Junior
lost his eyebrows and all of the rest of his
hair, my belief is that his own mother Gloria
Elloway poisoned him, but she managed to take
the family fortune by transferring everything
to her name without additional violence.
Their daughter Nina married Putnam (wealth
marrying into wealth) but she died shortly
after the marriage, resulting in me being
related to Amelia Earhart.

Gloria absolutely hates Ruby and stopped
coming on the family trips to Saskatchewan
long before her husband died. I remember the
last time Gloria Elloway came to Saskatoon,
she wanted to make pancakes but Ruby got
into an argument with Gloria over the
issue of how much to beat the pancake mix.

http://groups.google.com/groups?q=el... e.com&rnum=1

God helps those who are in need of help. My
life really started going downhill when I
started criticizing churches, and then took a
greater slide when I started defending God's
Seventh Day Sabbath. There is a god of this
world (Satan) who works hard to make life
difficult for people who criticize his
churches. Now I have a choice, I can
complain about the way you people treated
me and request compensation. Or I can
try to raise an army and put you assholes
into prisons until Jesus returns (Revelation
13:10). The option of going to Asia and
teaching English is not open to me, for my
record of complaining of churches and my
psychiatric history would prevent employment.
And I am not the only person in Canada who
has been tortured in psychiatric facilities,
it isn't right for me to quietly leave
others in the same predicament that I was
in.

Daryl S. Kabatoff
Box 7134
Saskatoon Sask.
Canada
S7K 4J1





> wrote in message
news:R2tYb.26479$D_5.10865@edtnps84...
> In calgary.general Marcia, Bethany and Me > wrote:
>
> > Closing your hearts to me and
> > leaving me a broken person in poverty and
> > futily begging for assistance to flee Canada
> > is a violation of everything Christ
> > ever stood for.
>
> 1) Poverty? In Canada?
>
> 2) God helps those who help themselves. What
> have YOU done to save money to get out of the
> country? It doesn't take much.

<snip>

"Daryl S. Kabatoff" > lurched drunkenly into the group
and rudely farted the following noxious cloud:


> Flippin' Pancakes!!!


You've flipped out all right scumbag.


<<<snipped a lot of psycho crap from Shawn "pedophile-boy" Kabatoff>>>


The following (courtesy of Waxy.org) is sort of an unofficial "FAQ"
explaining the psychotic nonsense posted to Usenet by Shawn Daryl
Kabatoff AKA "Dar", AKA "Probababbilities". And now AKA "marcia and
me".

WARNING: Read below before even thinking about responding to this
twit.

http://www.waxy.org/archive/2002/05/...a.shtml#000643


Usenet has the tendency to provide a public forum for those who would
normally be scribbling in a closet. For example, take Daryl "Shawn"
Kabatoff. For the last few years, he's methodically gathered
"statistics" from various sources, ranging from local newspaper
obituary pages to the food court of the Saskatoon Midtown Plaza mall.
With all the raw data he's collected, he's attempting to prove daily
that our full names are in "mathematical harmony" with our birthdays.
His rants normally focus on a single individual he's met or read
about, starting with calculations related to their birthdate and full
names, blending in whatever other personal information about their
family members, spouses, birthplace, and career he's been able to
glean. From there, it descends into a mix of numerology, religious
zealotry, and personal torment. I've never seen anything like it.
With all the prime numbers, Fibonacci sequences and biblical
references, it's like reading the notebooks of Maximillian Cohen and
John Nash combined. Unsurprisingly, several posts unfold to reveal a
history of painful mental illness. If you have some time, take a look.
I've detailed his posting history and a several sample posts below.

Usenet Posting History:

January 27, 1999 to July 5, 2000 as

December 9, 2000 to May 4, 2001 as

Oct 30, 2001 to Oct 31, 2001 as

January 20, 2002 to April 17, 2002 as (original
posts have been

removed from Google Groups archive)

April 26, 2002 to Present as

Selected Posts:
Tessa Lynne Smith
Dastageer Sakhizai and Helen Smith
Brett David Maki
Andrew Meredith Cotton
Kathryn Lee Hipperson
Amanda Dawn Newton
Mona Marie Etcheverry
Tony Peter Nuspl
Lisa Charlene McMillan
Grant Allyn Wood

Comments
scarier still is that saskatoon is my hometown, though not my current
residence. and every single place he's mentioned in his posts (most
notably nervous harold's and the roastary) were either places i've
been (as it's a small city of 200K) or hangouts, ie. the two places
mentioned. chances are i could email some friends back home and find
out if they know of him, they (my friends that is) being of the
broadway-centred slacker ilk. myself, too, until i got out of there.
eh, anyways. thought it odd to see all this. midtown mall. i ate my
meals there, whilst waiting several days in line for star wars episode
one, at the theatre across the street.
posted by andy raad on May 22, 2002 06:20 PM

Fascinating. It's like he's trying to take chaos and bind it into
whatever rules he can find, religious, logical and otherwise. Numbers
and math have a reliable pattern, something that can always be proven
to true or false. People and religion do not. It reminds me of Darren
Aronofsky's movie Pi. It's the story of an paraniod genius who is
trying to find a pattern in Pi. A group that takes interest in his
work is convinced that the existence of Pi, a number whose existence
can be proven but no quantified, is proof of the existence of God.
Kabatoff's hunt for patterns in something as random as name selection
is a way to reconcile his deeply logical thought process with his
conflicting religious views.
posted by matt on May 23, 2002 11:19 AM

Exactly. I probably shouldn't have, but I e-mailed Daryl yesterday,
asking him if he'd be willing to create a numerological analysis for
me. I also asked him if he had seen either Pi or A Beautiful Mind, and
what he thought of them. If he replies, I'll be sure to post it.
posted by Andy Baio on May 23, 2002 11:24 AM

I baked many pumpkin pies for Shawn (he likes pumpkin pies). I rubbed
pumpkin pie all over my breasts for him, and my breasts turned orange.
I am a pumpkin for Shawn.
posted by Trisha Blondie on July 24, 2002 10:41 PM

Um, that's swell. So, you're in love with him?
posted by Andy Baio on July 25, 2002 07:10 AM

Shawn once went to a funeral for a Jehovah Witness that shot himself
and the lemon tarts were very bad, they were not only sour but were
rubbery as well. Shawn said that the guy was some kind of Jehovah
Witness prophet, he saw in advance that the lemon tarts at his funeral
were to be very very bad, and so he shot himself. Shawn said that he
never ate pumpkin pie at a funeral but would like to some day. Shawn
likes pumpkin pie and so I have been practicing to make very good
pumpkin pies.
posted by Trisha Blondie on July 25, 2002 02:49 PM

Shawn said that the lemon tarts were sour, bitter and rubbery.
posted by Trisha Blondie on July 30, 2002 12:32 AM

I don't think this guy takes notes. I think he has Total Recall, and
it has driven him insane...
posted by Todd Smith on December 26, 2002 11:00 AM

Oh... I almost forgot... I didnt spend thousands of dollars a day
tormenting Daryl... We got a deal on tormenting that fiscal year, it
only came to about 37cents a day....
posted by Dr Claw on December 30, 2002 01:56 AM

Mr. Kabatoff attempts to portray himself as a victim, but in fact he
is a violent predatory pedophile who is well known to his local law
enforcement. In his post to multiple newsgroups with the subject
"Collecting Mail For The Coming Anti-Christ", he encourages mothers to
send him photos of their naked daughters. Mr Kabatoff explains, "I
personally did not want photographs being mailed to (the coming
Ant-Christ) that were of underage children unless the parent was
signing consent." He is banned from virtually all the shopping malls
in his community because he stalks young people and sexually harasses
them. He has an extensive arrest record which includes sexual
molestation charges. He's been hospitalized in mental institutions
several times because he likes to accost "nubile cuties." He writes
about his contact with young girls in many posts. Search newsgroup
archives for posts by him containing the word "nubile". As part of his
harrassment, he provides personal details in a public forum, such as
the real names of real children, in these and other posts. About one
girl he met at a mall, he writes, "I wanted Callie in my bed or I
wanted her and her sister dead."
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=Da....dfncis.de&rnu
He not only curses children and prays for their death in his posts, he
also enjoys attending the funerals of young people: "And so, since
nubile sweeties are found in greatest abundance at the funerals of
high school students, then it is the funerals of high school students
that make the very very best funerals, especially if there is food...
I stuff my face (and my pockets) with all the good food and look at
all the pretty nubile sweeties and have the time of my life..
..http://groups.google.com/groups?q=Da...le+sex&hl=en&l
r=&ie=UTF-8&scoring=d&selm=LfXN8.63042%24R53.25142039%40twis ter.socal.rr.
com&rnum=1
Many of his posts are sent to alt.teens.advice. However, he liberally
spams, floods and crossposts his off-topic threatening and offensive
missives to countless newsgroups. Some people HAVE problems and some
folks ARE problems. Don't dismiss Mr. Kabatoff as a harmless nut. When
he sends these posts to any newgroup, please help by reporting him to
his ISP. Thanks.
posted by nospam on January 5, 2003 04:39 AM

I knew of him when I was attending the University of Saskatchewan.
He'd hang out in the Arts computer lab and all you'd see is screens of
numbers racing by on his laptop. I have an original copy of his
"Collecting Mail for the Coming Anti-Christ" pamphlet, and have seen
him be hauled away by campus security on more than one occasion. My
friends and I refer to him as "Crazy Number Man".
posted by Mr. Somebody on April 10, 2003 11:09 AM

I've been posting to (and about) Shawn for over two years with big
gaps in between. He has seen Pi and didn't like it and didn't think it
resembled him at all. (Wrong, it fits him to a tee) He doesn't have
total recall and has stated that he travels with a lap top to notate
items. Also, he uses "cut n' paste" a lot if you read all the way
through his ramblings. He is anti-social as shown by his angry
statements towards those who, by his own admission, have been kind
(but not kind enough) to him. Still, he's intelligent and seems to be
able to "take a joke" on occassion. That's where I came in.
posted by Gambol on May 19, 2003 02:22



ALOHA

Reply to group
(Unsolicited e-mail is deleted from the server unread
if it comes from anyone not already in my addressbook.
I'll never even see it)

"Thomas" > wrote in message
om...
<snip>

James Takayama posted libel against me using the name
"nospam", now he frequently quotes this libel using
the name "Thomas." -Daryl S. Kabatoff
HALOHA

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

See Hebrews 4, here is New Testament Scripture
in chapter 4 telling us to remember to honor God's 4th
Commandment. The pre-incarnate Jesus created
heaven and earth and provided us with the Ten
Commandments. Then He came to earth in human form
and abided by His Ten Commandments. Then He was
crucified on the 6th day of the week, RESTED in the
tomb on the 7th day of the week, then rose on the first
day of the week to resume His ministry (His WORK).
He rose on a Sunday to resume His work while the
filthy churches teach you that His rising on a Sunday
changes His day of rest to Sunday.

Let us strive to enter that rest and honor what God
desires that we honor rather than continue to strive
to hold onto the things that our are important to
our friends, family and ourselves. -Daryl S. Kabatoff

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