How to bake whales in my oven ?
 

They are very huge, so should I cut them into pieces before baking or
should I roast them outside over the fire ?

What can you recommend ?

How to bake whales in my oven ?
 

How to bake whales in my oven ?
 

"Roy Basan" > wrote in message
om...
> (Blaine Adamson) wrote in message
om>...
> > They are very huge, so should I cut them into pieces before baking or
> > should I roast them outside over the fire ?
> >
> > What can you recommend ?
>
> Hello mate....
> Please do me a favor.... find a funeral insititution and go directly
> to the crematorium,put your whale( besure that its cut up to pieces to
> fit ) and your self in two caskets and ask the person in charge of
> that institution to have you and your whale pieces cremated.
> Your last will will be that you and your butchered leviathan ashes
> will be scattered to the ocean....

That's a waste of a perfectly good whale. I think the OP should try
cremating himself first, just to see if it works.

How to bake whales in my oven ?
 

Blaine Adamson wrote:
>
> They are very huge, so should I cut them into pieces before baking or
> should I roast them outside over the fire ?
>
> What can you recommend ?


Make sure you get all the elephants out first.

gp

How to bake whales in my oven ?
 

"Vox Humana" > wrote in message >...
> "Roy Basan" > wrote in message
> om...
> > (Blaine Adamson) wrote in message
> om>...
> > > They are very huge, so should I cut them into pieces before baking or
> > > should I roast them outside over the fire ?
> > >
> > > What can you recommend ?
> >
> > Hello mate....
> > Please do me a favor.... find a funeral insititution and go directly
> > to the crematorium,put your whale( besure that its cut up to pieces to
> > fit ) and your self in two caskets and ask the person in charge of
> > that institution to have you and your whale pieces cremated.
> > Your last will will be that you and your butchered leviathan ashes
> > will be scattered to the ocean....
>
> That's a waste of a perfectly good whale. I think the OP should try
> cremating himself first, just to see if it works.

A perfectly good whale should be in the ocean and not in the home of a
dolt.

It is just a like asking how do you bake a bull or a cow if your oven
is tiny...A plain common sense can help him if he not lazy to think.

How to bake whales in my oven ?
 

I just baked an Alligator and it was wonderful

Roy Basan wrote:

> "Vox Humana" > wrote in message >...
>
>>"Roy Basan" > wrote in message
.com...
>>
(Blaine Adamson) wrote in message
>>
>> om>...
>>
>>>>They are very huge, so should I cut them into pieces before baking or
>>>>should I roast them outside over the fire ?
>>>>
>>>>What can you recommend ?
>>>
>>>Hello mate....
>>>Please do me a favor.... find a funeral insititution and go directly
>>>to the crematorium,put your whale( besure that its cut up to pieces to
>>>fit ) and your self in two caskets and ask the person in charge of
>>>that institution to have you and your whale pieces cremated.
>>>Your last will will be that you and your butchered leviathan ashes
>>>will be scattered to the ocean....
>>
>>That's a waste of a perfectly good whale. I think the OP should try
>>cremating himself first, just to see if it works.
>
>
> A perfectly good whale should be in the ocean and not in the home of a
> dolt.
>
> It is just a like asking how do you bake a bull or a cow if your oven
> is tiny...A plain common sense can help him if he not lazy to think.

How to bake whales in my oven ?
 

Dolkian wrote:

> I just baked an Alligator and it was wonderful

Switched your handle to avoid killfiles, eh troll? Still crossposting
too.

--
Reg email: RegForte (at) (that free MS email service) (dot) com

How to bake alligators/whales in my oven ?
 

Alligator is a very famous Danish pastry. What an idiot.
It is made with almond paste, pecans and other delights.

Reg wrote:

> Dolkian wrote:
>
>> I just baked an Alligator and it was wonderful
>
>
> Switched your handle to avoid killfiles, eh troll? Still crossposting
> too.
>

How to bake whales in my oven ?
 

Noooo!

How you bake a bull or a cow or a whale is...

Have a qualified butcher cut it up into manageable pieces, such as romp,
roast, sirlion and such and bake, grill, or broil the manageable pieces.

"Roy Basan" > wrote in message
m...
> "Vox Humana" > wrote in message
>...
> > "Roy Basan" > wrote in message
> > om...
> > > (Blaine Adamson) wrote in message
> > om>...
> > > > They are very huge, so should I cut them into pieces before baking
or
> > > > should I roast them outside over the fire ?
> > > >
> > > > What can you recommend ?
> > >
> > > Hello mate....
> > > Please do me a favor.... find a funeral insititution and go directly
> > > to the crematorium,put your whale( besure that its cut up to pieces to
> > > fit ) and your self in two caskets and ask the person in charge of
> > > that institution to have you and your whale pieces cremated.
> > > Your last will will be that you and your butchered leviathan ashes
> > > will be scattered to the ocean....
> >
> > That's a waste of a perfectly good whale. I think the OP should try
> > cremating himself first, just to see if it works.
>
> A perfectly good whale should be in the ocean and not in the home of a
> dolt.
>
> It is just a like asking how do you bake a bull or a cow if your oven
> is tiny...A plain common sense can help him if he not lazy to think.

How to bake whales in my oven ?
 

"Blaine Adamson" > schrieb im Newsbeitrag
m...
> They are very huge, so should I cut them into pieces before baking or
> should I roast them outside over the fire ?
>
> What can you recommend ?

You are in the false newsgroup. Try japanese cooking ! They will know.