Muffins are EVIL, they're the work of the devil, made to collect your
souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.

If you like muffins, you will lose your soul to be damned
for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
for all eternity.

So stop eating this satanic food now to save your soul.

Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
prevent his victory at ARMAGEDDON.

Muffins are EVIL, eating muffins is BLASPHEMY , only HERETICS and
WITCHES like muffins.And HERETICS and WITCHES shall BURN !

Muffins were created by SATAN in HELL'S KITCHEN with the help of the
Antichrist in SODOM !!!