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This is the proper etiquette for bringing watermelons to parties and
cookouts.

1) Don’t bring one. If your host thought it would be good to have a
watermelon they would have bought one themselves.

2) If you do bring one, cut it yourself. Don’t just bring it and leave
it somewhere, expecting the host to think about it , find a knife and
cutting board, and serve it. It won’t happen and no one will remember
about it until they’re cleaning up and find it after the party is over.

3) If you bring one and it doesn’t get served, take it home. Don’t
expect your host to have to deal with largest possible food item as a
leftover.

:O:
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MoonsOfJupiter wrote:
> This is the proper etiquette for bringing watermelons to parties and
> cookouts.
>
> 1) Don’t bring one. If your host thought it would be good to have a
> watermelon they would have bought one themselves.
>
> 2) If you do bring one, cut it yourself. Don’t just bring it and leave
> it somewhere, expecting the host to think about it , find a knife and
> cutting board, and serve it. It won’t happen and no one will remember
> about it until they’re cleaning up and find it after the party is over.
>
> 3) If you bring one and it doesn’t get served, take it home. Don’t
> expect your host to have to deal with largest possible food item as a
> leftover.


And if you bring it, bring it COLD. Show some respect.

By the way, having raised 4 voracious teenagers, I have learned to cut
watermelon up very quickly (seedless).

1. cut it in half
2. take a half and plop the cut side down on the board. Cut the top off parallel
to the board, exposing red flesh.
3. Quickly make big cuts around the edge, removing all the rind.
4. Chop the now rindless melon half into chunks of the desired size.
5. repeat for other half.

GWE
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MoonsOfJupiter > wrote:
> This is the proper etiquette for bringing watermelons to parties and
> cookouts.
>
> 1) Don’t bring one. If your host thought it would be good to have a
> watermelon they would have bought one themselves.
>
> 2) If you do bring one, cut it yourself. Don’t just bring it and leave
> it somewhere, expecting the host to think about it , find a knife and
> cutting board, and serve it. It won’t happen and no one will remember
> about it until they’re cleaning up and find it after the party is over.
>
> 3) If you bring one and it doesn’t get served, take it home. Don’t
> expect your host to have to deal with largest possible food item as a
> leftover.


Same with jackfruit, only moreso.

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> And if you bring it, bring it COLD. Show some respect.
>
> By the way, having raised 4 voracious teenagers, I have learned to cut
> watermelon up very quickly (seedless).
>
> 1. cut it in half


It would be better if you could find a regular seeded melon. The seedless
are lacking in flavor. Spitting seeds is half the fun for teenagers too.


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"Grant Erwin" > wrote in message
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> MoonsOfJupiter wrote:
>> This is the proper etiquette for bringing watermelons to parties and
>> cookouts.
>>
>> 1) Don’t bring one. If your host thought it would be good to have a
>> watermelon they would have bought one themselves.
>>
>> 2) If you do bring one, cut it yourself. Don’t just bring it and leave it
>> somewhere, expecting the host to think about it , find a knife and
>> cutting board, and serve it. It won’t happen and no one will remember
>> about it until they’re cleaning up and find it after the party is over.
>>
>> 3) If you bring one and it doesn’t get served, take it home. Don’t expect
>> your host to have to deal with largest possible food item as a leftover.

>
> And if you bring it, bring it COLD. Show some respect.


Oooh, good one.

1) Don’t bring one. If your host thought it would be good to have a
watermelon they would have bought one themselves.

2) If you do bring one, bring it COLD. And cut it yourself. Don’t just
bring it and leave
it somewhere, expecting the host to think about it , find a knife and
cutting board, and serve it. It won’t happen and no one will remember
about it until they’re cleaning up and find it after the party is over.

3) If you bring one and it doesn’t get served, take it home. Don’t
expect your host to have to deal with largest possible food item as a
leftover.




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Nunya Bidnits wrote:
> In t,
> MoonsOfJupiter > typed:
>
> Here's an idea. Wrap it in foil, cook till interior turns to mush, then lop
> off one end, cut some eyeholes and a blowhole, and mash it down on your
> head. Do not remove the foil.
>
> This is called a troll helmet.
>
> MBKC
>


LOL, and no propeller either, you have to earn your wings...
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MoonsOfJupiter wrote:
> "Grant Erwin" wrote ...
>> MoonsOfJupiter wrote:
>>> This is the proper etiquette for bringing watermelons to parties and
>>> cookouts.
>>>
>>> 1) Don’t bring one. If your host thought it would be good to have a
>>> watermelon they would have bought one themselves.
>>>
>>> 2) If you do bring one, cut it yourself. Don’t just bring it and
>>> leave it somewhere, expecting the host to think about it , find a
>>> knife and cutting board, and serve it. It won’t happen and no one
>>> will remember about it until they’re cleaning up and find it after
>>> the party is over. 3) If you bring one and it doesn’t get served, take it home. Don’t
>>> expect your host to have to deal with largest possible food item as
>>> a leftover.

>>
>> And if you bring it, bring it COLD. Show some respect.

>
> Oooh, good one.
>
> 1) Don’t bring one. If your host thought it would be good to have a
> watermelon they would have bought one themselves.
>
> 2) If you do bring one, bring it COLD. And cut it yourself. Don’t just
> bring it and leave
> it somewhere, expecting the host to think about it , find a knife and
> cutting board, and serve it. It won’t happen and no one will remember
> about it until they’re cleaning up and find it after the party is
> over.
> 3) If you bring one and it doesn’t get served, take it home. Don’t
> expect your host to have to deal with largest possible food item as a
> leftover.


Or bring one that has had a few days or weeks to properly soak up a
fifth of vodka.

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Nunya Bidnits wrote:
> In t,
> MoonsOfJupiter > typed:
>
> Here's an idea. Wrap it in foil, cook till interior turns to mush, then lop
> off one end, cut some eyeholes and a blowhole, and mash it down on your
> head. Do not remove the foil.
>
> This is called a troll helmet.
>
> MBKC
>


And if you foil it well, you won't have to listen to those irritating
voices anymore ..

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Grant Erwin wrote:

>
> 1. cut it in half
> 2. take a half and plop the cut side down on the board. Cut the top off
> parallel to the board, exposing red flesh.
> 3. Quickly make big cuts around the edge, removing all the rind.
> 4. Chop the now rindless melon half into chunks of the desired size.
> 5. repeat for other half.
>
> GWE


FWIW, we've had parties where some invited guests would 'surprise' us
with a watermelon. While it was a thoughtful gift, the comments about
bringing it cold and particularly disposing of it are sure correct.
While I would probably not take one to a party unsolicited;

DO THE CARVING AT HOME and bring just the chunks in a chilled bowl.

If not, then

1) Bring along heavy duty plastic garbage bags to hold the rind
2) Offer on taking the bags home with you after the party
3) Cut the watermellon up yourself and CLEAN UP afterward

Like others, I've found it a bit irksome when a watermelon or other
large melon shows up at a party. Inevitably, the juice gets all over
the counter and floor, flies are attracted and the rind ends up in the
trash to draw more flies and ants.

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"Nonnymus" > wrote in message
> Like others, I've found it a bit irksome when a watermelon or other large
> melon shows up at a party. Inevitably, the juice gets all over the
> counter and floor, flies are attracted and the rind ends up in the trash
> to draw more flies and ants.
>
> --
> Nonny


But watermelon is "outside" food. The rind ends up on the compost pile.
Never had a problem with them at an outdoor shindig.




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On Jun 17, 8:03*pm, Denny Wheeler
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> I have this to say about seedless watermelon:
>
> #### >> BLECHHHHHHHH << ####
>
> (I wouldn't be so annoyed by 'em if you could still find GOOD
> watermelon--that is, seeded--to buy)
>

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On Jun 17, 12:18*am, MoonsOfJupiter > wrote:
> This is the proper etiquette for bringing watermelons to parties and
> cookouts.
>
> 1) Don’t bring one. If your host thought it would be good to have a
> watermelon they would have bought one themselves.
>
> 2) If you do bring one, cut it yourself. Don’t just bring it and leave
> it somewhere, expecting the host to think about it , find a knife and
> cutting board, and serve it. It won’t happen and no one will remember
> about it until they’re cleaning up and find it after the party is over.
>
> 3) If you bring one and it doesn’t get served, take it home. Don’t
> expect your host to have to deal with largest possible food item as a
> leftover.
>
> :O:
> wd


Great topic, I have made some small changes as a suggestion.

This is the proper etiquette for bringing watermelons to parties and
cookouts.
1) Don’t bring one. If your host thought it would be good to have a
watermelon they would have bought one themselves.
2) Don’t bring one. If your host thought it would be good to have a
watermelon they would have bought one themselves.
3) Don’t bring one. If your host thought it would be good to have a
watermelon they would have bought one themselves.

Cam

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Eddie wrote:
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> But I hesitate to take over a large piece to each of them because both
> neighbors are black.
> Has anybody every had this predicament?
> Should I go ahead and share, or not?


Sure. I wouldn't hesitate a bit, although I feel why it would give you
pause. Your neighbors have a good relationship with you. You've shared other
things with them. I doubt that they would even have a thought about any
hidden motivation for sharing a good watermelon.

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On Fri, 19 Jun 2009 14:46:07 -0500, Eddie >
wrote:

>On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 00:18:03 -0400, MoonsOfJupiter
> wrote:
>
>>This is the proper etiquette for bringing watermelons to parties and
>>cookouts.
>>

><snip>
>
>This is a little bit of a sensitive question. I have two neighbors on
>each side of my house. They are the most wonderful, considerate,
>honest and friendly neighbors one could have. They've been my
>neighbors for 20 years on one side and 18 years on the other side.
>One is a childless couple, both professionals and recently retired
>from public service. The other is a single guy who currently serves
>as a deputy sheriff.
>When I do a large Q I always share with the both of them. Also when I
>buy fruits I bring over a bag full.
>Now here is the sensitive part. I love watermelon. And now that I
>can't eat (I could easily eat half of one by myself) and Lucille eats
>very little that leaves a lot extra after my two girls have had some.
>But I hesitate to take over a large piece to each of them because both
>neighbors are black.
>Has anybody every had this predicament?
>Should I go ahead and share, or not?
>Thanks for any opinions
>Eddie in San Jose


It would be OK provided you also bring a bucket of fried chicken too!

JUST KIDDING!

I once managed a group of 10 people, 7 of which were black. I had the
group over to the house for a party and I q'ed ribs not thinking that
it could be considered a racist kinda thing.

And DUH, I also served watermelon.

Not one complaint. These people knew me. Hell, they praised my ribs! I
had hand picked all of them for my team. The only guy who couldn't eat
the ribs was black. He had changed religions and could not eat pork. I
grilled him a big fat burger!

These people should KNOW you by now. Take over the Mellon.

PS.....do NOT hang your laundry out to dry the day you take over the
Mellon. If a white bed sheet falls off the line and blows onto you as
they answer the door there will be NO explaining it!


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"VegA" > wrote in message
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> On Fri, 19 Jun 2009 14:46:07 -0500, Eddie >
> wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 00:18:03 -0400, MoonsOfJupiter
> wrote:
>>
>>>This is the proper etiquette for bringing watermelons to parties and
>>>cookouts.
>>>

>><snip>
>>
>>This is a little bit of a sensitive question. I have two neighbors on
>>each side of my house. They are the most wonderful, considerate,
>>honest and friendly neighbors one could have. They've been my
>>neighbors for 20 years on one side and 18 years on the other side.
>>One is a childless couple, both professionals and recently retired
>>from public service. The other is a single guy who currently serves
>>as a deputy sheriff.
>>When I do a large Q I always share with the both of them. Also when I
>>buy fruits I bring over a bag full.
>>Now here is the sensitive part. I love watermelon. And now that I
>>can't eat (I could easily eat half of one by myself) and Lucille eats
>>very little that leaves a lot extra after my two girls have had some.
>>But I hesitate to take over a large piece to each of them because both
>>neighbors are black.
>>Has anybody every had this predicament?
>>Should I go ahead and share, or not?
>>Thanks for any opinions
>>Eddie in San Jose

>


After all those years, I'm sure they know you. Share, and don't worry about
any racial "slur" by offering them good food. I had a black neighbor once
and when we had them over with some other neighbors, I served what I wanted
to serve- ribs, potato salad and watermelon. When they had us over for
dinner, they had fried chicken.

You're being far too sensitive and worried about a non-issue.

We have a Muslim neighbor and when they come over for a cookout, I just
either cook a brisket or have something else that they can eat if I'm
serving pork. Unlike Kosher cooking, the Muslims aren't worried about the
products coming from separate kitchens etc., but if I'm smoking a brisket
and butt at the same time, I put the butt on a lower shelf so there's no
drippings on the brisket.

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am with doug on this one, Lee
"DougW" > wrote in message
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> MoonsOfJupiter wrote:
>> "Grant Erwin" wrote ...
>>> MoonsOfJupiter wrote:
>>>> This is the proper etiquette for bringing watermelons to parties and
>>>> cookouts.
>>>>
>>>> 1) Don't bring one. If your host thought it would be good to have a
>>>> watermelon they would have bought one themselves.
>>>>
>>>> 2) If you do bring one, cut it yourself. Don't just bring it and
>>>> leave it somewhere, expecting the host to think about it , find a
>>>> knife and cutting board, and serve it. It won't happen and no one
>>>> will remember about it until they're cleaning up and find it after
>>>> the party is over. 3) If you bring one and it doesn't get served, take
>>>> it home. Don't
>>>> expect your host to have to deal with largest possible food item as
>>>> a leftover.
>>>
>>> And if you bring it, bring it COLD. Show some respect.

>>
>> Oooh, good one.
>>
>> 1) Don't bring one. If your host thought it would be good to have a
>> watermelon they would have bought one themselves.
>>
>> 2) If you do bring one, bring it COLD. And cut it yourself. Don't just
>> bring it and leave
>> it somewhere, expecting the host to think about it , find a knife and
>> cutting board, and serve it. It won't happen and no one will remember
>> about it until they're cleaning up and find it after the party is
>> over.
>> 3) If you bring one and it doesn't get served, take it home. Don't
>> expect your host to have to deal with largest possible food item as a
>> leftover.

>
> Or bring one that has had a few days or weeks to properly soak up a
> fifth of vodka.
>
> --
> DougW
>



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walmart Sam's and meijer carry both varieties in the midwest, Lee
"Denny Wheeler" > wrote in message
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> On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 22:37:33 -0700, Grant Erwin
> > wrote:
>
>>
>>By the way, having raised 4 voracious teenagers, I have learned to cut
>>watermelon up very quickly (seedless).

>
> I have this to say about seedless watermelon:
>
>
> #### >> BLECHHHHHHHH << ####
>
> (I wouldn't be so annoyed by 'em if you could still find GOOD
> watermelon--that is, seeded--to buy)
>
> --
> -denny-
>
> Some people are offence kleptomaniacs -- whenever they see
> an offence that isn't nailed down, they take it ;-)
> --David C. Pugh, in alt.callahans
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Well, I disagree, if you come to my house, you can bring watermelon, the
seed kind.
"Stormmee" > wrote in message
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> am with doug on this one, Lee
> "DougW" > wrote in message
> ...
>> MoonsOfJupiter wrote:
>>> "Grant Erwin" wrote ...
>>>> MoonsOfJupiter wrote:
>>>>> This is the proper etiquette for bringing watermelons to parties and
>>>>> cookouts.
>>>>>
>>>>> 1) Don't bring one. If your host thought it would be good to have a
>>>>> watermelon they would have bought one themselves.
>>>>>
>>>>> 2) If you do bring one, cut it yourself. Don't just bring it and
>>>>> leave it somewhere, expecting the host to think about it , find a
>>>>> knife and cutting board, and serve it. It won't happen and no one
>>>>> will remember about it until they're cleaning up and find it after
>>>>> the party is over. 3) If you bring one and it doesn't get served, take
>>>>> it home. Don't
>>>>> expect your host to have to deal with largest possible food item as
>>>>> a leftover.
>>>>
>>>> And if you bring it, bring it COLD. Show some respect.
>>>
>>> Oooh, good one.
>>>
>>> 1) Don't bring one. If your host thought it would be good to have a
>>> watermelon they would have bought one themselves.
>>>
>>> 2) If you do bring one, bring it COLD. And cut it yourself. Don't just
>>> bring it and leave
>>> it somewhere, expecting the host to think about it , find a knife and
>>> cutting board, and serve it. It won't happen and no one will remember
>>> about it until they're cleaning up and find it after the party is
>>> over.
>>> 3) If you bring one and it doesn't get served, take it home. Don't
>>> expect your host to have to deal with largest possible food item as a
>>> leftover.

>>
>> Or bring one that has had a few days or weeks to properly soak up a
>> fifth of vodka.
>>
>> --
>> DougW
>>

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nonono don't care about the seeds either way, its the vodka i agree about,
Lee
"Granby" > wrote in message
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> Well, I disagree, if you come to my house, you can bring watermelon, the
> seed kind.
> "Stormmee" > wrote in message
> ...
>> am with doug on this one, Lee
>> "DougW" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> MoonsOfJupiter wrote:
>>>> "Grant Erwin" wrote ...
>>>>> MoonsOfJupiter wrote:
>>>>>> This is the proper etiquette for bringing watermelons to parties and
>>>>>> cookouts.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 1) Don't bring one. If your host thought it would be good to have a
>>>>>> watermelon they would have bought one themselves.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 2) If you do bring one, cut it yourself. Don't just bring it and
>>>>>> leave it somewhere, expecting the host to think about it , find a
>>>>>> knife and cutting board, and serve it. It won't happen and no one
>>>>>> will remember about it until they're cleaning up and find it after
>>>>>> the party is over. 3) If you bring one and it doesn't get served,
>>>>>> take it home. Don't
>>>>>> expect your host to have to deal with largest possible food item as
>>>>>> a leftover.
>>>>>
>>>>> And if you bring it, bring it COLD. Show some respect.
>>>>
>>>> Oooh, good one.
>>>>
>>>> 1) Don't bring one. If your host thought it would be good to have a
>>>> watermelon they would have bought one themselves.
>>>>
>>>> 2) If you do bring one, bring it COLD. And cut it yourself. Don't just
>>>> bring it and leave
>>>> it somewhere, expecting the host to think about it , find a knife and
>>>> cutting board, and serve it. It won't happen and no one will remember
>>>> about it until they're cleaning up and find it after the party is
>>>> over.
>>>> 3) If you bring one and it doesn't get served, take it home. Don't
>>>> expect your host to have to deal with largest possible food item as a
>>>> leftover.
>>>
>>> Or bring one that has had a few days or weeks to properly soak up a
>>> fifth of vodka.
>>>
>>> --
>>> DougW
>>>

>>
>>

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Coconut run is much better. I was wondering, guess I read that wrong.
"Stormmee" > wrote in message
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> nonono don't care about the seeds either way, its the vodka i agree about,
> Lee
> "Granby" > wrote in message
> ...
>> Well, I disagree, if you come to my house, you can bring watermelon, the
>> seed kind.
>> "Stormmee" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> am with doug on this one, Lee
>>> "DougW" > wrote in message
>>> ...
>>>> MoonsOfJupiter wrote:
>>>>> "Grant Erwin" wrote ...
>>>>>> MoonsOfJupiter wrote:
>>>>>>> This is the proper etiquette for bringing watermelons to parties and
>>>>>>> cookouts.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> 1) Don't bring one. If your host thought it would be good to have a
>>>>>>> watermelon they would have bought one themselves.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> 2) If you do bring one, cut it yourself. Don't just bring it and
>>>>>>> leave it somewhere, expecting the host to think about it , find a
>>>>>>> knife and cutting board, and serve it. It won't happen and no one
>>>>>>> will remember about it until they're cleaning up and find it after
>>>>>>> the party is over. 3) If you bring one and it doesn't get served,
>>>>>>> take it home. Don't
>>>>>>> expect your host to have to deal with largest possible food item as
>>>>>>> a leftover.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And if you bring it, bring it COLD. Show some respect.
>>>>>
>>>>> Oooh, good one.
>>>>>
>>>>> 1) Don't bring one. If your host thought it would be good to have a
>>>>> watermelon they would have bought one themselves.
>>>>>
>>>>> 2) If you do bring one, bring it COLD. And cut it yourself. Don't just
>>>>> bring it and leave
>>>>> it somewhere, expecting the host to think about it , find a knife and
>>>>> cutting board, and serve it. It won't happen and no one will remember
>>>>> about it until they're cleaning up and find it after the party is
>>>>> over.
>>>>> 3) If you bring one and it doesn't get served, take it home. Don't
>>>>> expect your host to have to deal with largest possible food item as a
>>>>> leftover.
>>>>
>>>> Or bring one that has had a few days or weeks to properly soak up a
>>>> fifth of vodka.
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>> DougW
>>>>
>>>
>>>

>>
>>

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haven't had it with rum, need to try that, we may come visit you soon, Lee
"Granby" > wrote in message
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> Coconut run is much better. I was wondering, guess I read that wrong.
> "Stormmee" > wrote in message
> ...
>> nonono don't care about the seeds either way, its the vodka i agree
>> about, Lee
>> "Granby" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> Well, I disagree, if you come to my house, you can bring watermelon, the
>>> seed kind.
>>> "Stormmee" > wrote in message
>>> ...
>>>> am with doug on this one, Lee
>>>> "DougW" > wrote in message
>>>> ...
>>>>> MoonsOfJupiter wrote:
>>>>>> "Grant Erwin" wrote ...
>>>>>>> MoonsOfJupiter wrote:
>>>>>>>> This is the proper etiquette for bringing watermelons to parties
>>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>>> cookouts.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> 1) Don't bring one. If your host thought it would be good to have a
>>>>>>>> watermelon they would have bought one themselves.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> 2) If you do bring one, cut it yourself. Don't just bring it and
>>>>>>>> leave it somewhere, expecting the host to think about it , find a
>>>>>>>> knife and cutting board, and serve it. It won't happen and no one
>>>>>>>> will remember about it until they're cleaning up and find it after
>>>>>>>> the party is over. 3) If you bring one and it doesn't get served,
>>>>>>>> take it home. Don't
>>>>>>>> expect your host to have to deal with largest possible food item as
>>>>>>>> a leftover.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> And if you bring it, bring it COLD. Show some respect.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Oooh, good one.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 1) Don't bring one. If your host thought it would be good to have a
>>>>>> watermelon they would have bought one themselves.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 2) If you do bring one, bring it COLD. And cut it yourself. Don't
>>>>>> just
>>>>>> bring it and leave
>>>>>> it somewhere, expecting the host to think about it , find a knife and
>>>>>> cutting board, and serve it. It won't happen and no one will remember
>>>>>> about it until they're cleaning up and find it after the party is
>>>>>> over.
>>>>>> 3) If you bring one and it doesn't get served, take it home. Don't
>>>>>> expect your host to have to deal with largest possible food item as a
>>>>>> leftover.
>>>>>
>>>>> Or bring one that has had a few days or weeks to properly soak up a
>>>>> fifth of vodka.
>>>>>
>>>>> --
>>>>> DougW
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>>

>>
>>

>
>



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Default OT -- Watermelon Laws

Wait until the smoker comes, those site to store save money but are hard on
my patience. Himself can put it together! Is this called using your
friends or what?


"Stormmee" > wrote in message
...
> haven't had it with rum, need to try that, we may come visit you soon, Lee
> "Granby" > wrote in message
> ...
>> Coconut run is much better. I was wondering, guess I read that wrong.
>> "Stormmee" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> nonono don't care about the seeds either way, its the vodka i agree
>>> about, Lee
>>> "Granby" > wrote in message
>>> ...
>>>> Well, I disagree, if you come to my house, you can bring watermelon,
>>>> the seed kind.
>>>> "Stormmee" > wrote in message
>>>> ...
>>>>> am with doug on this one, Lee
>>>>> "DougW" > wrote in message
>>>>> ...
>>>>>> MoonsOfJupiter wrote:
>>>>>>> "Grant Erwin" wrote ...
>>>>>>>> MoonsOfJupiter wrote:
>>>>>>>>> This is the proper etiquette for bringing watermelons to parties
>>>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>>>> cookouts.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> 1) Don't bring one. If your host thought it would be good to have
>>>>>>>>> a
>>>>>>>>> watermelon they would have bought one themselves.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> 2) If you do bring one, cut it yourself. Don't just bring it and
>>>>>>>>> leave it somewhere, expecting the host to think about it , find a
>>>>>>>>> knife and cutting board, and serve it. It won't happen and no one
>>>>>>>>> will remember about it until they're cleaning up and find it after
>>>>>>>>> the party is over. 3) If you bring one and it doesn't get served,
>>>>>>>>> take it home. Don't
>>>>>>>>> expect your host to have to deal with largest possible food item
>>>>>>>>> as
>>>>>>>>> a leftover.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> And if you bring it, bring it COLD. Show some respect.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Oooh, good one.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> 1) Don't bring one. If your host thought it would be good to have a
>>>>>>> watermelon they would have bought one themselves.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> 2) If you do bring one, bring it COLD. And cut it yourself. Don't
>>>>>>> just
>>>>>>> bring it and leave
>>>>>>> it somewhere, expecting the host to think about it , find a knife
>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>> cutting board, and serve it. It won't happen and no one will
>>>>>>> remember
>>>>>>> about it until they're cleaning up and find it after the party is
>>>>>>> over.
>>>>>>> 3) If you bring one and it doesn't get served, take it home. Don't
>>>>>>> expect your host to have to deal with largest possible food item as
>>>>>>> a
>>>>>>> leftover.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Or bring one that has had a few days or weeks to properly soak up a
>>>>>> fifth of vodka.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> --
>>>>>> DougW
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>>

>>
>>

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a bit off topic but i was just thinking you need t order your rice flour
that way, its one thing if you order a smoker this way... but make those
buttwipes work same for a four dollar bag of flour, *giggles* have you
checked your tracking number? Lee
"Granby" > wrote in message
...
> Wait until the smoker comes, those site to store save money but are hard
> on my patience. Himself can put it together! Is this called using your
> friends or what?
>
>
> "Stormmee" > wrote in message
> ...
>> haven't had it with rum, need to try that, we may come visit you soon,
>> Lee
>> "Granby" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> Coconut run is much better. I was wondering, guess I read that wrong.
>>> "Stormmee" > wrote in message
>>> ...
>>>> nonono don't care about the seeds either way, its the vodka i agree
>>>> about, Lee
>>>> "Granby" > wrote in message
>>>> ...
>>>>> Well, I disagree, if you come to my house, you can bring watermelon,
>>>>> the seed kind.
>>>>> "Stormmee" > wrote in message
>>>>> ...
>>>>>> am with doug on this one, Lee
>>>>>> "DougW" > wrote in message
>>>>>> ...
>>>>>>> MoonsOfJupiter wrote:
>>>>>>>> "Grant Erwin" wrote ...
>>>>>>>>> MoonsOfJupiter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> This is the proper etiquette for bringing watermelons to parties
>>>>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>>>>> cookouts.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> 1) Don't bring one. If your host thought it would be good to have
>>>>>>>>>> a
>>>>>>>>>> watermelon they would have bought one themselves.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> 2) If you do bring one, cut it yourself. Don't just bring it and
>>>>>>>>>> leave it somewhere, expecting the host to think about it , find a
>>>>>>>>>> knife and cutting board, and serve it. It won't happen and no one
>>>>>>>>>> will remember about it until they're cleaning up and find it
>>>>>>>>>> after
>>>>>>>>>> the party is over. 3) If you bring one and it doesn't get served,
>>>>>>>>>> take it home. Don't
>>>>>>>>>> expect your host to have to deal with largest possible food item
>>>>>>>>>> as
>>>>>>>>>> a leftover.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> And if you bring it, bring it COLD. Show some respect.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Oooh, good one.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> 1) Don't bring one. If your host thought it would be good to have a
>>>>>>>> watermelon they would have bought one themselves.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> 2) If you do bring one, bring it COLD. And cut it yourself. Don't
>>>>>>>> just
>>>>>>>> bring it and leave
>>>>>>>> it somewhere, expecting the host to think about it , find a knife
>>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>>> cutting board, and serve it. It won't happen and no one will
>>>>>>>> remember
>>>>>>>> about it until they're cleaning up and find it after the party is
>>>>>>>> over.
>>>>>>>> 3) If you bring one and it doesn't get served, take it home. Don't
>>>>>>>> expect your host to have to deal with largest possible food item as
>>>>>>>> a
>>>>>>>> leftover.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Or bring one that has had a few days or weeks to properly soak up a
>>>>>>> fifth of vodka.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>> DougW
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>>

>>
>>

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The dang blasted thing started in Bentonville AZ and is now in St Joseph Mo.
They say by the 31st of July;
"Stormmee" > wrote in message
...
>a bit off topic but i was just thinking you need t order your rice flour
>that way, its one thing if you order a smoker this way... but make those
>buttwipes work same for a four dollar bag of flour, *giggles* have you
>checked your tracking number? Lee
> "Granby" > wrote in message
> ...
>> Wait until the smoker comes, those site to store save money but are hard
>> on my patience. Himself can put it together! Is this called using your
>> friends or what?
>>
>>
>> "Stormmee" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> haven't had it with rum, need to try that, we may come visit you soon,
>>> Lee
>>> "Granby" > wrote in message
>>> ...
>>>> Coconut run is much better. I was wondering, guess I read that wrong.
>>>> "Stormmee" > wrote in message
>>>> ...
>>>>> nonono don't care about the seeds either way, its the vodka i agree
>>>>> about, Lee
>>>>> "Granby" > wrote in message
>>>>> ...
>>>>>> Well, I disagree, if you come to my house, you can bring watermelon,
>>>>>> the seed kind.
>>>>>> "Stormmee" > wrote in message
>>>>>> ...
>>>>>>> am with doug on this one, Lee
>>>>>>> "DougW" > wrote in message
>>>>>>> ...
>>>>>>>> MoonsOfJupiter wrote:
>>>>>>>>> "Grant Erwin" wrote ...
>>>>>>>>>> MoonsOfJupiter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> This is the proper etiquette for bringing watermelons to parties
>>>>>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>>>>>> cookouts.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> 1) Don't bring one. If your host thought it would be good to
>>>>>>>>>>> have a
>>>>>>>>>>> watermelon they would have bought one themselves.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> 2) If you do bring one, cut it yourself. Don't just bring it and
>>>>>>>>>>> leave it somewhere, expecting the host to think about it , find
>>>>>>>>>>> a
>>>>>>>>>>> knife and cutting board, and serve it. It won't happen and no
>>>>>>>>>>> one
>>>>>>>>>>> will remember about it until they're cleaning up and find it
>>>>>>>>>>> after
>>>>>>>>>>> the party is over. 3) If you bring one and it doesn't get
>>>>>>>>>>> served, take it home. Don't
>>>>>>>>>>> expect your host to have to deal with largest possible food item
>>>>>>>>>>> as
>>>>>>>>>>> a leftover.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> And if you bring it, bring it COLD. Show some respect.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Oooh, good one.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> 1) Don't bring one. If your host thought it would be good to have
>>>>>>>>> a
>>>>>>>>> watermelon they would have bought one themselves.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> 2) If you do bring one, bring it COLD. And cut it yourself. Don't
>>>>>>>>> just
>>>>>>>>> bring it and leave
>>>>>>>>> it somewhere, expecting the host to think about it , find a knife
>>>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>>>> cutting board, and serve it. It won't happen and no one will
>>>>>>>>> remember
>>>>>>>>> about it until they're cleaning up and find it after the party is
>>>>>>>>> over.
>>>>>>>>> 3) If you bring one and it doesn't get served, take it home. Don't
>>>>>>>>> expect your host to have to deal with largest possible food item
>>>>>>>>> as a
>>>>>>>>> leftover.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Or bring one that has had a few days or weeks to properly soak up a
>>>>>>>> fifth of vodka.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>>> DougW
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>>

>>
>>

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>



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you would have thought it would have gone to indy instead of st joe, that is
out past the casino. Lee
"Granby" > wrote in message
...
> The dang blasted thing started in Bentonville AZ and is now in St Joseph
> Mo. They say by the 31st of July;
> "Stormmee" > wrote in message
> ...
>>a bit off topic but i was just thinking you need t order your rice flour
>>that way, its one thing if you order a smoker this way... but make those
>>buttwipes work same for a four dollar bag of flour, *giggles* have you
>>checked your tracking number? Lee
>> "Granby" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> Wait until the smoker comes, those site to store save money but are hard
>>> on my patience. Himself can put it together! Is this called using your
>>> friends or what?
>>>
>>>
>>> "Stormmee" > wrote in message
>>> ...
>>>> haven't had it with rum, need to try that, we may come visit you soon,
>>>> Lee
>>>> "Granby" > wrote in message
>>>> ...
>>>>> Coconut run is much better. I was wondering, guess I read that wrong.
>>>>> "Stormmee" > wrote in message
>>>>> ...
>>>>>> nonono don't care about the seeds either way, its the vodka i agree
>>>>>> about, Lee
>>>>>> "Granby" > wrote in message
>>>>>> ...
>>>>>>> Well, I disagree, if you come to my house, you can bring watermelon,
>>>>>>> the seed kind.
>>>>>>> "Stormmee" > wrote in message
>>>>>>> ...
>>>>>>>> am with doug on this one, Lee
>>>>>>>> "DougW" > wrote in message
>>>>>>>> ...
>>>>>>>>> MoonsOfJupiter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> "Grant Erwin" wrote ...
>>>>>>>>>>> MoonsOfJupiter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> This is the proper etiquette for bringing watermelons to
>>>>>>>>>>>> parties and
>>>>>>>>>>>> cookouts.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> 1) Don't bring one. If your host thought it would be good to
>>>>>>>>>>>> have a
>>>>>>>>>>>> watermelon they would have bought one themselves.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> 2) If you do bring one, cut it yourself. Don't just bring it
>>>>>>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>>>>>>> leave it somewhere, expecting the host to think about it , find
>>>>>>>>>>>> a
>>>>>>>>>>>> knife and cutting board, and serve it. It won't happen and no
>>>>>>>>>>>> one
>>>>>>>>>>>> will remember about it until they're cleaning up and find it
>>>>>>>>>>>> after
>>>>>>>>>>>> the party is over. 3) If you bring one and it doesn't get
>>>>>>>>>>>> served, take it home. Don't
>>>>>>>>>>>> expect your host to have to deal with largest possible food
>>>>>>>>>>>> item as
>>>>>>>>>>>> a leftover.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> And if you bring it, bring it COLD. Show some respect.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Oooh, good one.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> 1) Don't bring one. If your host thought it would be good to have
>>>>>>>>>> a
>>>>>>>>>> watermelon they would have bought one themselves.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> 2) If you do bring one, bring it COLD. And cut it yourself. Don't
>>>>>>>>>> just
>>>>>>>>>> bring it and leave
>>>>>>>>>> it somewhere, expecting the host to think about it , find a knife
>>>>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>>>>> cutting board, and serve it. It won't happen and no one will
>>>>>>>>>> remember
>>>>>>>>>> about it until they're cleaning up and find it after the party is
>>>>>>>>>> over.
>>>>>>>>>> 3) If you bring one and it doesn't get served, take it home.
>>>>>>>>>> Don't
>>>>>>>>>> expect your host to have to deal with largest possible food item
>>>>>>>>>> as a
>>>>>>>>>> leftover.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Or bring one that has had a few days or weeks to properly soak up
>>>>>>>>> a
>>>>>>>>> fifth of vodka.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>>>> DougW
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>>

>>
>>

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