On Sat, 01 Nov 2003 06:40:14 -0700, Miles >
wrote:

>Marvin wrote:
>
>> Stick your tongue in a littel deeper now
>> milesh likes it when you tickle his ass hole like that
>
>Three old worn out jokes in one day? The ol sexual innuendo. You
>really can't think up something new all on your own!

That's three times in this thread alone that you've used the "the ol'
fill-in-the-blank" retort, followed by a comment about a lack of
creativity. Please, Smiles, this is an older irony meter I'm using.
It's kind of delicate.

--
Kevin S. Wilson
Tech Writer at a University Somewhere in Idaho
"Who put these fingerprints on my imagination?"

On Sat, 01 Nov 2003 00:51:58 +0000, "Another Wise Guy - Macon, GA USA"
> wrote:

>
>It's actually a tiny minority who want to flame people rather than talk
>about barbecue. They make a lot of noise, but don't represent the
>majority.

I'll bet the lurkers support you in e-mail, too.

Are we going to hear from that "majority" any time soon? So far, the
only favorable response your dickitude has received has come from
AFB's Resident Punching Bag.

--
Kevin S. Wilson
Tech Writer at a University Somewhere in Idaho
"Who put these fingerprints on my imagination?"

On Sat, 01 Nov 2003 06:35:34 -0700, Miles >
wrote:

>Marvin wrote:
>> Clueless and Miles, sitting in a tree
>> K I S S I N G
>
>You're too late. That ol' joke has already been told. Geez you guys
>really are clueless and instead can only think up jokes that others did
>decades ago.

That's four. Let's see if you can make it an even dozen.

--
Kevin S. Wilson
Tech Writer at a University Somewhere in Idaho
"Who put these fingerprints on my imagination?"

On Sat, 01 Nov 2003 06:37:26 -0700, Miles >
wrote:

>Marvin wrote:
>
>> You can take your alter-ego "clueless-newbie" with your mouldy ass.
>> You could call it rec.argues.with.ourselves.and.plonks.everyone.else
>
>Oh geez. 1st it's the ol couple joke and now once again the lets make
>up a fake NG name joke. Already done, you're too late. Originality is
>not your forte.

Five. Do you have a macro for that retort?

--
Kevin S. Wilson
Tech Writer at a University Somewhere in Idaho
"Who put these fingerprints on my imagination?"

says...
>
>So as not to ruffle any feathers here, could you go to rec.food.cooking and
>post your technique of pressure cooking the ribs? I would like to try it but I
>don't want to experiment. What kind of ribs, how much liquid, and cooking time
>is what I'm looking for. Thanks -RP


Here is the recipe I used:
(I have also had good luck adding barbecue sauce to the liquid)

http://www.s-t.com/daily/03-97/03-05-97/b01ho078.htm

BROWN SUGAR SHORT RIBS

3 pounds lean short ribs of beef, cut into 3-inch pieces

Seasoned flour for dredging

2 to 4 tablespoons corn or vegetable oil

1 jumbo onion, sliced thick

1 large clove garlic, minced or pressed

1 cup beef stock

2 to 4 tablespoons packed brown sugar

Salt, freshly ground black pepper

Cook's notes: You will need a pressure cooker for this recipe. Follow
manufacturer's instructions, making certain that all equipment is in
proper working order and none of the pressure releases is clogged.

Procedu Using a clean bag or a shallow bowl, dredge the short ribs
in seasoned flour to coat thoroughly, then shake off excess flour.
Transfer to a plate.

Heat some of the oil in pressure cooker until sizzling; brown the
beef, using tongs to turn and sear meat on all sides.

Remove meat, drain pan, wipe with paper towel, then add an additional
tablespoonful of oil and heat.

Brown the onion until golden, then stir in garlic.

Add the ribs and beef stock; crumble brown sugar over the meat and
season with salt and pepper to taste.

Following directions in your owner's manual, carefully seal the
pressure cooker and continue heating pan over medium-high heat until
steam begins to emit and regulator begins to rock. Adjust heat to safe
level (according to owner's manual) and cook for 20 to 25 minutes.

Remove pan from heat and let cool; do not hasten process with cold
water or other means. Do not open pan until pressure naturally
subsides.

Presentation: You may wish to thicken the sauce. You can remove the
meat to a separate dish and keep it warm, skim excess fat, then cook
sauce uncovered until liquid evaporates (stir frequently and avoid
scorching) or stir in bits of beurre manie (softened butter kneaded
with flour) until thickened to taste. Serve short ribs over hot
noodles with sauce, and with steamed carrots on the side.

Yield: Makes 3 to 4 servings.

I also like the recipe at http://pork.allrecipes.com/AZ/mzingRibs.asp


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Now filtering "Marvin" by path to defeat her email address changing
to avoid killfiles. Complaint sent to .

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On Sat, 01 Nov 2003 22:07:15 +0000, "Another Wise Guy - Macon, GA USA"
> wrote:

>
>Now filtering "Marvin" by path to defeat her email address changing
>to avoid killfiles. Complaint sent to .
>
The sad part is that this bozo seems to think someone here cares.

--
Kevin S. Wilson
Tech Writer at a University Somewhere in Idaho
"Who put these fingerprints on my imagination?"

In article m>,
"Marvin" > wrote:

> In ,
> milesh > typed:
> > "Another Wise Guy - Macon, GA USA" wrote:
> >
> >>
> >> No true. I want to discuss barbecue and alternatives to barbecue.
> >
> > You can only talk about other forms of cooking and Q' alternatives if it
> > is in aggrement with the radical purists here. Subjects such as slow
> > roasting in an oven, grilling etc. have been discussed here many times.
>
> SO, GO AWAY

And suck on each other's Q-32 Explosive Space Modulators......

monroe(now I'm a RADICAL purist - what an upgrade!)

In article m>,
"Marvin" > wrote:
> <smack>
> another kissy-poo from macon-bacon guy to miles

That would be Pork and Dork!

monroe(Can't spell Gayz without GA or AZ)

In article >, Kevin S.
Wilson > wrote:
> How many times are you going to use this ploy, Smiles? We've seen you
> do it dozens of times:
>
> "Oh, the old mental health flame . . . "
> "Oh, the old insult my mother flame . . ."
> "Oh, the old spelling and grammar flame . . ."
>
> Always followed by an exhortation for your detractors to be more
> creative. The irony meter registers 11.

He blew the circuits on my irony meter long ago. Now he's got a Georgia
peach to bite. And blow. So cute-and soo typically informative. Miles
has taught us so much ya know.

monroe(want my yenta fee)

In article >, Kevin S.
Wilson > wrote:

> On Fri, 31 Oct 2003 20:04:48 -0700, Miles >
> wrote:
>
> >
> >
> >The Fat Man® wrote:
> >
> >> Seriously, why don't you check out alt.boiled.shit for some company more
> >> geared toward your style. You'll find no compassion here.
> >>
> >> Tell yer mama my balls itch somethin' fierce!
> >
> >You're about as humorous and original as Monroe. The ol' lets make up a
> >fake NG name routine.
>
> The ol' "the ol' [fill in the blank]" retort. And you're calling him
> unoriginal?

How about the old "Clueless Newbie is my old suckbuddy this new
Wiseguy stuffs me harder" routine?

monroe(ain't love grand)

In article >, "Another Wise Guy -
Macon, GA USA" > wrote:

> says...
> >
> >So as not to ruffle any feathers here, could you go to rec.food.cooking and
> >post your technique of pressure cooking the ribs?

Dumb**** posted the recipe HERE anyway...
What the hell CAN ya say?

<snip disgusting sounding waste of time and meat>

monroe(this ain't RFC, bozo)

On Sat, 01 Nov 2003 00:45:52 +0000, "Another Wise Guy - Macon, GA USA"
> wrote:

>
says...
>
>>Not a matter of objecting. Just hysterical at the number of replies doing
>>exactly what this guy asked.
>
>Right. I want them to flame me. That's why I asked. After a while
>I will have killfiled everyone who thinks that this is alt.flame and
>will be able to have a conversation with those who came here to talk
>about barbecue. It is rather funny how the ones who don't want to
>talk about barbecue are lining up and identifying themselves.
>
>
>----------------------------------------------------------------------
>| Just Another Internet Wise Guy Macon, GA USA |
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"plink"

Too shallow for a "plonk"

Harry

"Monroe, of course..." > wrote:
> []
>
> monroe(want my yenta fee)

Shouldn't that be your shadkhin fee?

--
Nick, Retired in the San Fernando Valley www.boonchoo.com
"Giving violent criminals a government guarantee that their intended
victims are defenseless is bad public policy."
- John Ross, "Unintended Consequences"

On Sun, 02 Nov 2003 03:29:43 GMT, "Monroe, of course..."
> wrote:

>Dumb**** posted the recipe HERE anyway...
>What the hell CAN ya say?
>
><snip disgusting sounding waste of time and meat>
>
>monroe(this ain't RFC, bozo)

Note that I un x-posted this reply...

the guy did post to RFC, but in order to show what a dork he is, he
crossposted it here...where it was clear that it was not welcome.

Shows his level of intelligence...

Bob

says...

>the guy did post to RFC, but in order to show what a dork

*plonk*

>he is, he crossposted it here...where it was clear that it
>was not welcome.

If you want people refrain from doing something, ask nicely and you
will usually get what you want. If you insult someone who has never,
ever insulted you in any way, don't be surprised if they don't care
about what you think is or is not welcome. You have to give some
politeness if you wish to receive any politeness.



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Dear Mr. or Ms. Just Another Internet Wise Guy, Macon, GA USA,

I would like to politely ask you to refrain from making any further posts
to this NewsGroup. Thank you very much.

With fond memories of the girls around Warner-Robins, I remain,

--
Nick, Retired in the San Fernando Valley www.boonchoo.com
"Giving violent criminals a government guarantee that their intended
victims are defenseless is bad public policy."
- John Ross, "Unintended Consequences"

On Sun, 02 Nov 2003 18:12:07 +0000, "Another Wise Guy - Macon, GA USA"
> wrote:

>
says...
>
>>the guy did post to RFC, but in order to show what a dork
>
>*plonk*

Jeez, it took long enough...He apparently missed my total agreement to
whichever of us was pointing out his hobby of blowing goats.

Bob

On 31 Oct 2003 21:35:21 GMT, milesh > wrote:

>Not a matter of objecting. Just hysterical at the number of replies doing
>exactly what this guy asked.

36 of these replies are yours, Miles. That's 17% of the total posts
in the thread, and far more than any other single person.

Congrats!

-sw

On Sun, 02 Nov 2003 18:12:07 +0000, "Another Wise Guy - Macon, GA USA"
> wrote:

>If you want people refrain from doing something, ask nicely and you
>will usually get what you want. If you insult someone who has never,
>ever insulted you in any way, don't be surprised if they don't care
>about what you think is or is not welcome. You have to give some
>politeness if you wish to receive any politeness.

In case anybody's irony meter isn't already broken, this was the first
post that showd up when I Google'd him:

<http://groups.google.com/groups?q=%22another.wise.guy%22+macon&hl=en&lr=&ie =UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&selm=vneub2te33gmfa%40corp.supernews.com&rnum= 2>


-sw

On Sat, 01 Nov 2003 22:07:15 +0000, "Another Wise Guy - Macon, GA USA"
> wrote:

>Now filtering "Marvin" by path to defeat her email address changing
>to avoid killfiles. Complaint sent to .

"Dear Teranews,

Marvin called me names.

Sincerely,

Dumb****"

In article >, Steve Wertz
> wrote:

> On Sun, 02 Nov 2003 18:12:07 +0000, "Another Wise Guy - Macon, GA USA"
> > wrote:
>
> >If you want people refrain from doing something, ask nicely and you
> >will usually get what you want. If you insult someone who has never,
> >ever insulted you in any way, don't be surprised if they don't care
> >about what you think is or is not welcome. You have to give some
> >politeness if you wish to receive any politeness.
>
> In case anybody's irony meter isn't already broken, this was the first
> post that showd up when I Google'd him:
>
>
> <http://groups.google.com/groups?q=%2...=en&lr=&ie =U
> TF-8&oe=UTF-8&selm=vneub2te33gmfa%40corp.supernews.com&rnum= 2>
>
Oh dear - I may have been amiss in flaming such a brave champion of
people's rights and such a stand-up guy. It took guts to post that in
the face of such adversity and such....
Then again maybe not.....

monroe(googling really shows this stupe's stupidity)

On Mon, 03 Nov 2003 03:14:21 GMT, "Monroe, of course..."
> wrote:

>monroe(googling really shows this stupe's stupidity)

He has this annoying habit of putting his moniker "Another Wise Guy"
in the subject of every post he responds to, essentially breaking
threading by subject for many newsreaders and for no particular reason
another than making a butthead of himself.

That would be reason enough to plonk him. Apparently he's no stranger
to geting plonked himself.


-sw

wa

Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
> Sonny, we've been talking about barbecue for a long time before you
> stumbled in here

Wow, that's tell'n him! Is this one of your BBQ posts?

Kevin S. Wilson wrote:

>
> How many times are you going to use this ploy, Smiles?
>
> "Oh, the old mental health flame . . . "

If the shoe fits! Keep whining some more k?

Kevin S. Wilson wrote:

> The ol' "the ol' [fill in the blank]" retort. And you're calling him
> unoriginal?

Geez, that shoe is get'n shoved up there pretty tight. Comfy for ya yet?

Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
> Are we going to hear from that "majority" any time soon? So far, the
> only favorable response your dickitude has received has come from
> AFB's Resident Punching Bag.

Don't worry. You're a minority player. Very minor indeed.

Kevin S. Wilson wrote:

> Five. Do you have a macro for that retort?

How many times are you gonna whine and rant?

In news:0Mspb.40219$Rd4.19249@fed1read07,
Miles > typed:
> Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
>
>> The ol' "the ol' [fill in the blank]" retort. And you're calling him
>> unoriginal?
>
> Geez, that shoe is get'n shoved up there pretty tight. Comfy for ya yet?

Hey Smiles, please enlighten us with a reference where you posted about
barbecue. One will do fine.
REAL barbecue, not that shit you and/or your sock puppets call barbecue.

Preferably, it will be a post without you argueing/flaming someone, or you
trying to say that your definition is the true one and that this newsgroup is
incorrect.

In news:YOspb.40221$Rd4.20131@fed1read07,
Miles > typed:
> Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
>
>> Five. Do you have a macro for that retort?
>
> How many times are you gonna whine and rant?

Miles, go play with your new wise guy and leave the adults alone.

Monroe, of course... wrote:

> Miles
> has taught us so much ya know.

Nah. Your brains full with a couple whiner lines and can't be taught
anything new.

In news:1Lspb.40218$Rd4.3356@fed1read07,
Miles > typed:
> Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
>
>>
>> How many times are you going to use this ploy, Smiles?
>>
>> "Oh, the old mental health flame . . . "
>
> If the shoe fits! Keep whining some more k?

Your shoe is so far up your own ass that it stinks

In news:7Nspb.40220$Rd4.17828@fed1read07,
Miles > typed:
> Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
>> Are we going to hear from that "majority" any time soon? So far, the
>> only favorable response your dickitude has received has come from
>> AFB's Resident Punching Bag.
>
> Don't worry. You're a minority player. Very minor indeed.

Do you have this thing for kevin's leg?
Or are you just jealous that he's paying attention to your new squeeze?

Steve Wertz wrote:
> 36 of these replies are yours, Miles. That's 17% of the total posts
> in the thread, and far more than any other single person.

I'm not the one whining about it. You guys are. 83% worth.

Foghorn wrote:

> Preferably, it will be a post without you argueing/flaming someone

Now that would deviate from the typical banter of this NG. Wouldn't
want to upset you with OT posts.

Foghorn wrote:

> Miles, go play with your new wise guy and leave the adults alone.

Adults? Now thats funny.

Foghorn wrote:

>
> Your shoe is so far up your own ass that it stinks

Kiss'n my ass or just sniff'n?

On Mon, 03 Nov 2003 13:35:06 GMT, "Foghorn" > wrote:

>In news:0Mspb.40219$Rd4.19249@fed1read07,
>Miles > typed:
>
>Hey Smiles, please enlighten us with a reference where you posted about
>barbecue. One will do fine.
>REAL barbecue, not that shit you and/or your sock puppets call barbecue.
>
>Preferably, it will be a post without you argueing/flaming someone, or you
>trying to say that your definition is the true one and that this newsgroup is
>incorrect.
>
He won't do it, because he can't. He also won't answer a direct
question, no matter how sincerely asked or how much it might be
relevant to the point at hand. Instead, he will creatively edit
anything he's following up to and then rummage around in his Bag of
Cliche flames until he comes up with one to his liking.

It's what he does. It's predictable, and boring.

--
Kevin S. Wilson
Tech Writer at a University Somewhere in Idaho
"Who put these fingerprints on my imagination?"

On Mon, 03 Nov 2003 13:37:58 GMT, "Foghorn" > wrote:

>In news:7Nspb.40220$Rd4.17828@fed1read07,
>Miles > typed:
>> Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
>>> Are we going to hear from that "majority" any time soon? So far, the
>>> only favorable response your dickitude has received has come from
>>> AFB's Resident Punching Bag.
>>
>> Don't worry. You're a minority player. Very minor indeed.
>
>Do you have this thing for kevin's leg?
>Or are you just jealous that he's paying attention to your new squeeze?
>
Even when the question isn't directed at him, he STILL follows up to
sidestep it. Amazing.

--
Kevin S. Wilson
Tech Writer at a University Somewhere in Idaho
"Who put these fingerprints on my imagination?"

On Sun, 02 Nov 2003 18:51:21 -0600, Steve Wertz
> wrote:

>On Sun, 02 Nov 2003 18:12:07 +0000, "Another Wise Guy - Macon, GA USA"
> wrote:
>
>>If you want people refrain from doing something, ask nicely and you
>>will usually get what you want. If you insult someone who has never,
>>ever insulted you in any way, don't be surprised if they don't care
>>about what you think is or is not welcome. You have to give some
>>politeness if you wish to receive any politeness.
>
>In case anybody's irony meter isn't already broken, this was the first
>post that showd up when I Google'd him:
>
><http://groups.google.com/groups?q=%22another.wise.guy%22+macon&hl=en&lr=&ie =UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&selm=vneub2te33gmfa%40corp.supernews.com&rnum= 2>
>
>
<snicker>

My prediction? He won't even attempt to explain the apparent
hypocrisy.

--
Kevin S. Wilson
Tech Writer at a University Somewhere in Idaho
"Who put these fingerprints on my imagination?"