I noticed this evening when I got home from work that my #1 and my #5 were
missing from the patio...The #1 was removed from the cart, but the #5 was on the
feet, and back in the corner.

The Sheriff's Department had fun with the Komodo dragon thing, until I showed
them pictures and the website. Then they just seemed unconcerned. What a bad
day.

I guess it's a good thing that the #3 is still at my brother's house.

BOB

On Thu, 1 Apr 2004 17:50:33 -0500, " BOB" > wrote:

>I noticed this evening when I got home from work that my #1 and my #5 were
>missing from the patio...The #1 was removed from the cart, but the #5 was on the
>feet, and back in the corner.
>
>The Sheriff's Department had fun with the Komodo dragon thing, until I showed
>them pictures and the website. Then they just seemed unconcerned. What a bad
>day.
>
>I guess it's a good thing that the #3 is still at my brother's house.
>
>BOB
>
Would the Date have anything to do with this, Bob?

Harry

" BOB" > wrote in message
...
> I noticed this evening when I got home from work that my #1 and my #5 were
> missing from the patio...The #1 was removed from the cart, but the #5 was
on the
> feet, and back in the corner.
>
> The Sheriff's Department had fun with the Komodo dragon thing, until I
showed
> them pictures and the website. Then they just seemed unconcerned. What a
bad
> day.
>
> I guess it's a good thing that the #3 is still at my brother's house.
>
> BOB
>
BOB,

I am stunned. So sorry, what a total bummer. I hope the pricks that took
'em have no clue how to use 'em.

Jack Curry

In article >, " BOB"
> wrote:

> I noticed this evening when I got home from work that my #1 and my #5 were
> missing from the patio...The #1 was removed from the cart, but the #5 was on
> the
> feet, and back in the corner.
>
> The Sheriff's Department had fun with the Komodo dragon thing, until I showed
> them pictures and the website. Then they just seemed unconcerned. What a bad
> day.
>
> I guess it's a good thing that the #3 is still at my brother's house.
>
Hope they trashed their backs lifting the 5 and dropped the 1 on a
foot.
I REALLY hope this is just a AprilFool's yank....

monroe(hates a thief)

" BOB" > wrote in message
...
> I noticed this evening when I got home from work that my #1 and my #5 were
> missing from the patio...The #1 was removed from the cart, but the #5 was
on the
> feet, and back in the corner.
>
> The Sheriff's Department had fun with the Komodo dragon thing, until I
showed
> them pictures and the website. Then they just seemed unconcerned. What a
bad
> day.
>
> I guess it's a good thing that the #3 is still at my brother's house.
>
> BOB
>
>
>


Dude! I cry real tears for you now.

I'm so sorry this happened to you.

TFM®

"Monroe, of course..." > wrote in message
...
> In article >, " BOB"
> > wrote:
>
> > I noticed this evening when I got home from work that my #1 and my #5
were
> > missing from the patio...The #1 was removed from the cart, but the #5
was on
> > the
> > feet, and back in the corner.
> >
> > The Sheriff's Department had fun with the Komodo dragon thing, until I
showed
> > them pictures and the website. Then they just seemed unconcerned. What
a bad
> > day.
> >
> > I guess it's a good thing that the #3 is still at my brother's house.
> >
> Hope they trashed their backs lifting the 5 and dropped the 1 on a
> foot.
> I REALLY hope this is just a AprilFool's yank....
>
> monroe(hates a thief)
>


Yeah, c'mon tell us it's all a big 4-1 gag.............

We're waiting ...

I hate thieves and liars. Good thing they're usually combined.

TFM®

Is this an April Fools joke?


" BOB" > wrote in message
...
> I noticed this evening when I got home from work that my #1 and my #5 were
> missing from the patio...The #1 was removed from the cart, but the #5 was
on the
> feet, and back in the corner.
>
> The Sheriff's Department had fun with the Komodo dragon thing, until I
showed
> them pictures and the website. Then they just seemed unconcerned. What a
bad
> day.
>
> I guess it's a good thing that the #3 is still at my brother's house.
>
> BOB
>
>

BOB wrote:
> I noticed this evening when I got home from work that my #1 and my #5 were
> missing from the patio...The #1 was removed from the cart, but the #5 was on
> the feet, and back in the corner.
>
> The Sheriff's Department had fun with the Komodo dragon thing, until I showed
> them pictures and the website. Then they just seemed unconcerned. What a bad
> day.
>
> I guess it's a good thing that the #3 is still at my brother's house.
>
> BOB

Hey guys, I really apreciate the concern. This group is really the best, but I
do have to admit that Harry, Monroe, TFM® and Bubba Unix Dude had me figured
out. I bit several 04/01 jokes today and just couldn't resist the temptation.

Sorry!

BOB

BOB wrote:
> BOB wrote:
>> I noticed this evening when I got home from work that my #1 and my
>> #5 were missing from the patio...The #1 was removed from the cart,
>> but the #5 was on the feet, and back in the corner.
>>
>> The Sheriff's Department had fun with the Komodo dragon thing, until
>> I showed them pictures and the website. Then they just seemed
>> unconcerned. What a bad day.
>>
>> I guess it's a good thing that the #3 is still at my brother's house.
>>
>> BOB
>
> Hey guys, I really apreciate the concern. This group is really the
> best, but I do have to admit that Harry, Monroe, TFM® and Bubba Unix
> Dude had me figured out. I bit several 04/01 jokes today and just
> couldn't resist the temptation.
>
> Sorry!
>
> BOB

You may get a pink belly fer that.

Jack Curry

*******!

--
Fosco Gamgee Whitfurrows
and his 6" boner

" BOB" > wrote in message
...
> BOB wrote:
> > I noticed this evening when I got home from work that my #1 and my #5
were
> > missing from the patio...The #1 was removed from the cart, but the #5
was on
> > the feet, and back in the corner.
> >
> > The Sheriff's Department had fun with the Komodo dragon thing, until I
showed
> > them pictures and the website. Then they just seemed unconcerned. What
a bad
> > day.
> >
> > I guess it's a good thing that the #3 is still at my brother's house.
> >
> > BOB
>
> Hey guys, I really apreciate the concern. This group is really the best,
but I
> do have to admit that Harry, Monroe, TFM® and Bubba Unix Dude had me
figured
> out. I bit several 04/01 jokes today and just couldn't resist the
temptation.
>
> Sorry!
>
> BOB

Bob , that's a Kevin kinda thing.
Jack

F.G. Whitfurrows wrote in alt.food.barbecue

> *******!
>

I'd call him a Bazard. It has a nice ring to it.

--
BigDog
To E-mail me, you know what to do.

Jack Sloan wrote:
> " BOB" > wrote in message
> ...
>> BOB wrote:
>>> I noticed this evening when I got home from work that my #1 and my #5 were
>>> missing from the patio...The #1 was removed from the cart, but the #5 was on
>>> the feet, and back in the corner.
>>>
>>> The Sheriff's Department had fun with the Komodo dragon thing, until I
showed
>>> them pictures and the website. Then they just seemed unconcerned. What a
>>> bad day.
>>>
>>> I guess it's a good thing that the #3 is still at my brother's house.
>>>
>>> BOB
>>
>> Hey guys, I really apreciate the concern. This group is really the best, but
>> I do have to admit that Harry, Monroe, TFM® and Bubba Unix Dude had me
figured
>> out. I bit several 04/01 jokes today and just couldn't resist the
temptation.
>>
>> Sorry!
>>
>> BOB
>
> Bob , that's a Kevin kinda thing.
> Jack

Jack, what did I ever do to you? It wasn't *that* bad, considering the date of
the day.

BOB

F.G. Whitfurrows wrote:
> "Jack Sloan" > wrote
>
>> Bob , that's a Kevin kinda thing.
>> Jack
>>
>>
>
> Hey hey hey! Be nice, now. You can call him *******, dickweed, jerk off, or
> maybe even felcher, but its goin waaaayyyyyy over the line to call him a
> Kevin! Don't make me come over there, Sloan.
>
> --
> Fosco Gamgee Whitfurrows
> and his 6" boner

Thanks, Fosco. I think it fit right in with the day. At least *I* was partly
on topic.

BOB

"F.G. Whitfurrows" > wrote in message
...
>
> "Jack Sloan" > wrote
>
> > Bob , that's a Kevin kinda thing.
> > Jack
> >
> >
>
> Hey hey hey! Be nice, now. You can call him *******, dickweed, jerk off,
or
> maybe even felcher, but its goin waaaayyyyyy over the line to call him a
> Kevin! Don't make me come over there, Sloan.
>
> --
> Fosco Gamgee Whitfurrows
> and his 6" boner
>
If ya do ...bring some of that fish and a coupla frozen packs of pulled
pork...I'm gettin' low.
Jack

" BOB" > wrote in message
...
> Jack Sloan wrote:
> > " BOB" > wrote in message
> > ...
> >> BOB wrote:
> >>> I noticed this evening when I got home from work that my #1 and my #5
were
> >>> missing from the patio...The #1 was removed from the cart, but the #5
was on
> >>> the feet, and back in the corner.
> >>>
> >>> The Sheriff's Department had fun with the Komodo dragon thing, until I
> showed
> >>> them pictures and the website. Then they just seemed unconcerned.
What a
> >>> bad day.
> >>>
> >>> I guess it's a good thing that the #3 is still at my brother's house.
> >>>
> >>> BOB
> >>
> >> Hey guys, I really apreciate the concern. This group is really the
best, but
> >> I do have to admit that Harry, Monroe, TFM® and Bubba Unix Dude had me
> figured
> >> out. I bit several 04/01 jokes today and just couldn't resist the
> temptation.
> >>
> >> Sorry!
> >>
> >> BOB
> >
> > Bob , that's a Kevin kinda thing.
> > Jack
>
> Jack, what did I ever do to you? It wasn't *that* bad, considering the
date of
> the day.
>
> BOB
>
Hmmmmm, thought that might rile ya up a bit.Dragon cookers indeed.
Jack