Barbecue (alt.food.barbecue) Discuss barbecue and grilling--southern style "low and slow" smoking of ribs, shoulders and briskets, as well as direct heat grilling of everything from burgers to salmon to vegetables.

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
  #1 (permalink)   Report Post  
BOB
 
Posts: n/a
Default Where Is Steve W. When We Need Him?

PLEASE, everybody

Do Not Feed The Trolls!

BOB
with 20# of wings grillin' on the K3 and K1 for a party tomorrow at work


  #2 (permalink)   Report Post  
Reg
 
Posts: n/a
Default Where Is Steve W. When We Need Him?

BOB wrote:

> BOB
> with 20# of wings grillin' on the K3 and K1 for a party tomorrow at work
>
>


As I remember

10 lbs of wings = 50 wings = 100 pieces

so you're gonna have 200 pieces. That's quite a load of wings.

--
Reg email: RegForte (at) (that free MS email service) (dot) com

  #3 (permalink)   Report Post  
BOB
 
Posts: n/a
Default Where Is Steve W. When We Need Him?

Reg wrote:
> BOB wrote:
>
>> BOB
>> with 20# of wings grillin' on the K3 and K1 for a party tomorrow at work
>>
>>

>
> As I remember
>
> 10 lbs of wings = 50 wings = 100 pieces
>
> so you're gonna have 200 pieces. That's quite a load of wings.
>
> --
> Reg email: RegForte (at) (that free MS email service) (dot) com


I haven't counted 'em. It was two 10# bags. One of the supervisors handed me
the 2 bags and asked if I could cook 'em for the party. Short notice, but what
could I say?

And I meant to type: "on the K5, the K3 and K1 for a party tomorrow..." It
does take all three to cook 'em all at the same time. Thie to go do the *flip
'em* thing. I'll try to count.

BOB



  #4 (permalink)   Report Post  
Stephen Russell
 
Posts: n/a
Default Where Is Steve W. When We Need Him?


"Reg" > wrote in message
m...
> 10 lbs of wings = 50 wings = 100 pieces
>
> so you're gonna have 200 pieces. That's quite a load of wings.


sounds like feeding 10 to 15 people.


  #5 (permalink)   Report Post  
Monroe, of course...
 
Posts: n/a
Default Where Is Steve W. When We Need Him?

In article >, "Stephen
Russell" > wrote:

> "Reg" > wrote in message
> m...
> > 10 lbs of wings = 50 wings = 100 pieces
> >
> > so you're gonna have 200 pieces. That's quite a load of wings.

>
> sounds like feeding 10 to 15 people.


Or me and a buddy having a contest....

monroe(BTDT)


  #6 (permalink)   Report Post  
Reg
 
Posts: n/a
Default Where Is Steve W. When We Need Him?

BOB wrote:

> I haven't counted 'em. It was two 10# bags. One of the supervisors handed me
> the 2 bags and asked if I could cook 'em for the party. Short notice, but what
> could I say?


Your supervisor, eh? That's cool. You're probably the only K owner
in the office. You could get a promotion out of it.

How will you serve.. will you reheat on site? Are you going to sauce them?

--
Reg email: RegForte (at) (that free MS email service) (dot) com

  #7 (permalink)   Report Post  
BOB
 
Posts: n/a
Default Where Is Steve W. When We Need Him?

Reg wrote:
> BOB wrote:
>
>> I haven't counted 'em. It was two 10# bags. One of the supervisors handed

me
>> the 2 bags and asked if I could cook 'em for the party. Short notice, but
>> what could I say?

>
> Your supervisor, eh? That's cool. You're probably the only K owner
> in the office. You could get a promotion out of it.
>
> How will you serve.. will you reheat on site? Are you going to sauce them?
>
> --
> Reg email: RegForte (at) (that free MS email service) (dot) com


There must have been *thousands* of them wings. Or it seemed like that when I
was turning them. ;-)
They were smaller than I usually see, so more per #.

I *have* to feed 'em every now and then, just to rub it in.
No promotion, I'd have to replace one of the owners to get that.

I don't know anything more about the party than the wings, and we all have to be
there at 2 PM.
They were all brined in a solution of soy sauce and a little vinegar and each
gallon zip-lok bag had a different "rub" dumped in. I couldn't get very
organized with only a couple hours notice. Each batch was good, though (had to
sample!)

BOB


  #8 (permalink)   Report Post  
Kevin S. Wilson
 
Posts: n/a
Default Where Is Steve W. When We Need Him?

On Sat, 19 Jun 2004 15:09:18 -0500, Steve Wertz
> wrote:

>On Mon, 14 Jun 2004 17:14:59 -0400, " BOB" >
>wrote:
>
>
>>PLEASE, everybody
>>
>>Do Not Feed The Trolls!

>
>I must of missed this as I was away for a few days. Was there
>more trolling other than the usual Kent and CL?
>
>On a related note, I was just looking at my ISP's mailbox, which I
>never use, and it appears that Kevin turned me in for trolling
>back on Febuary 18th for a forged post by our ex-resident troll.
>
>If that doesn't take the cake <shaking head>.
>

You want some cheese to go with that whine?


--
Kevin S. Wilson
Tech Writer at a university somewhere in Idaho
"Who put these fingerprints on my imagination?"
  #9 (permalink)   Report Post  
Reg
 
Posts: n/a
Default Where Is Steve W. When We Need Him?

Kevin S. Wilson wrote:

> You want some cheese to go with that whine?


Why would report someone for an obviously forged post? There
was a rash of forgeries coming through at that time and
it should have been obvious.

--
Reg email: RegForte (at) (that free MS email service) (dot) com

  #10 (permalink)   Report Post  
Reg
 
Posts: n/a
Default Where Is Steve W. When We Need Him?

Steve Wertz wrote:

> Still. My stance on trolling is pretty well-known, as evidenced
> by the nature of this thread. To turn me in over something that
> looks like I was trolling is pretty chicken-shit. Never
> underestimate the mind of an idiot and admitted troller.
> The irony is almost priceless.


In part it's a suprise because of the fact that Kevin seems
pretty net savvy, technically and otherwise, and would
be able to distinguish based on the headers.

> ObBBQ: Boiling ribs in beer as we speak, then I'll be grilling
> them over evergreen and sasafras.


As for me, beef back ribs. Albertson's was selling them this week
for 99 cents a pound, and I pretty much bought them out.

--
Reg email: RegForte (at) (that free MS email service) (dot) com



  #11 (permalink)   Report Post  
Douglas Barber
 
Posts: n/a
Default Where Is Steve W. When We Need Him?



Steve Wertz wrote:
> <snip> ObBBQ: Boiling ribs in beer as we speak <snip>
>
> -sw


Person could get reported for that

  #12 (permalink)   Report Post  
Jack Curry
 
Posts: n/a
Default Where Is Steve W. When We Need Him?

Steve Wertz wrote:

-clipped all Wertz vs Wilson stuff -


Steve wrote:
> ObBBQ: Boiling ribs in beer as we speak, then I'll be grilling
> them over evergreen and sasafras.
>

I didn't want this to go unappreciated, since it's a little-known technique.
You will be drinking the beer, of course and the precious resins that
collect on the ribs should be scraped and saved. It's myrrh. Or
frankincense, I forget.
The rib bones may be hung in a closet like windchimes; they repel silverfish
and roaches while giving your clothes a lingering and expensive smell. Like
fine root beer aged in a cedar closet.

Jack Curry





  #13 (permalink)   Report Post  
Monroe, of course...
 
Posts: n/a
Default Where Is Steve W. When We Need Him?

In article >, "Jack
Curry" <Jack-Curry deletethis @cfl.rr.com> wrote:

> Steve Wertz wrote:
>
> -clipped all Wertz vs Wilson stuff -
>
>
> Steve wrote:
> > ObBBQ: Boiling ribs in beer as we speak, then I'll be grilling
> > them over evergreen and sasafras.
> >

> I didn't want this to go unappreciated, since it's a little-known technique.
> You will be drinking the beer, of course and the precious resins that
> collect on the ribs should be scraped and saved. It's myrrh. Or
> frankincense, I forget.
> The rib bones may be hung in a closet like windchimes; they repel silverfish
> and roaches while giving your clothes a lingering and expensive smell. Like
> fine root beer aged in a cedar closet.
>

Cut it out Jack-You're making me hungry!

monroe(drinking a turpentine and tonic)
  #15 (permalink)   Report Post  
Monroe, of course...
 
Posts: n/a
Default Where Is Steve W. When We Need Him?

In article >, Steve Wertz
> wrote:

> Belive me, if I were to ever troll this group, I could shut this
> whole group down and turn y'all into babbling idiots.
>

Dude-stomping on baby ducks would be harder and much more gratifying.

monroe(grilled fruitbat.....droooool)


  #16 (permalink)   Report Post  
BOB
 
Posts: n/a
Default Where Is Steve W. When We Need Him?

Douglas Barber wrote:
> Steve Wertz wrote:
>> <snip> ObBBQ: Boiling ribs in beer as we speak <snip>
>>
>> -sw

>
> Person could get reported for that


rotfl!

BOB


  #17 (permalink)   Report Post  
Scotland Yard Department of Tire Mischief
 
Posts: n/a
Default Where Is Steve W. When We Need Him?



Matthew L. Martin wrote:
> Steve Wertz wrote:
>
>> Belive me, if I were to ever troll this group, I could shut this
>> whole group down and turn y'all into babbling idiots.
>>

>
> I'm not sure anyone would be able to tell the difference.
>
> Matthew (ducking and covering)
>


Well said

  #18 (permalink)   Report Post  
Kevin S. Wilson
 
Posts: n/a
Default Where Is Steve W. When We Need Him?

On Sat, 19 Jun 2004 21:39:20 GMT, Reg > wrote:

>Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
>
>> You want some cheese to go with that whine?

>
>Why would report someone for an obviously forged post? There
>was a rash of forgeries coming through at that time and
>it should have been obvious.


I couldn't tell you for sure whether I reported the forged post or
not. Wertz posted no proof, so I guess I'll just take him at his word.
<shrug> I'm having a difficult time giving a red rat's ass either way.

That said, you never made a mistake reading headers before?

--
Kevin S. Wilson
Tech Writer at a university somewhere in Idaho
"Who put these fingerprints on my imagination?"
  #19 (permalink)   Report Post  
Kevin S. Wilson
 
Posts: n/a
Default Where Is Steve W. When We Need Him?

On Sat, 19 Jun 2004 16:57:39 -0500, Steve Wertz
> wrote:

>FWIW - I was just guessing it was you that did it based on the
>Path: uni-berlin. Thanks for the confirmation.


I'm confirming nothing until you post a copy of the complaint.

--
Kevin S. Wilson
Tech Writer at a university somewhere in Idaho
"Who put these fingerprints on my imagination?"
  #20 (permalink)   Report Post  
Reg
 
Posts: n/a
Default Where Is Steve W. When We Need Him?

Kevin S. Wilson wrote:

> That said, you never made a mistake reading headers before?


Certainly. Personally I'm usually rather overloaded, and it's easy
to make a mistake on the simplest of things. All the more reason to
hesitate before pulling the trigger on a complaint letter. It's not
something I'd want to do in error.

ObBBQ: Just pulled a load of pork jowl out of the cure, getting
ready to turn it into guanciale. A day of cold smoke then 3 weeks
of drying/aging and it's done.

Guanciale rocks. It's slowly replacing smoked bacon in
many dishes around here.

--
Reg email: RegForte (at) (that free MS email service) (dot) com



  #21 (permalink)   Report Post  
Kevin S. Wilson
 
Posts: n/a
Default Where Is Steve W. When We Need Him?

On Sun, 20 Jun 2004 10:59:26 -0500, Steve Wertz
> wrote:

>On Sun, 20 Jun 2004 04:12:09 -0600, Kevin S. Wilson
> wrote:
>
>>On Sat, 19 Jun 2004 16:57:39 -0500, Steve Wertz
> wrote:
>>
>>>FWIW - I was just guessing it was you that did it based on the
>>>Path: uni-berlin. Thanks for the confirmation.

>>
>>I'm confirming nothing until you post a copy of the complaint.

>
>What a chicken-shit pussy. You even helped HTML'ize the nfilter
>instructions for getting rid of troll posts and then you have the
>nerve to narc on my ISP for calling me a troll.
>

English, please.

You know what, Wertz? You seem intent on stirring up shit by dredging
up some half-baked bullshit that you haven't even attempted to prove.
We're all supposed to just take your word for it, right Mr. X-NO
ARCHIVE?

I ain't gonna play, putz. I'm going to ignore you for a while, until
you learn some manners. That ought to about drive you nuts.

I'd ask you to stop posting to Usenet while you're drunk, but I know
what a small window of opportunity that is for you.

--
Kevin S. Wilson
Tech Writer at a university somewhere in Idaho
"Who put these fingerprints on my imagination?"
  #22 (permalink)   Report Post  
Douglas Barber
 
Posts: n/a
Default barbecue mailing lists

Here's a page full of links to various barbecue lists.

http://www.cbbqa.com/links/MailingLists.html

  #23 (permalink)   Report Post  
BOB
 
Posts: n/a
Default Where Is Steve W. When We Need Him?

Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
> On Sun, 20 Jun 2004 10:59:26 -0500, Steve Wertz
> > wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 20 Jun 2004 04:12:09 -0600, Kevin S. Wilson
>> > wrote:
>>
>>> On Sat, 19 Jun 2004 16:57:39 -0500, Steve Wertz
>>> > wrote:
>>>
>>>> FWIW - I was just guessing it was you that did it based on the
>>>> Path: uni-berlin. Thanks for the confirmation.
>>>
>>> I'm confirming nothing until you post a copy of the complaint.

>>
>> What a chicken-shit pussy. You even helped HTML'ize the nfilter
>> instructions for getting rid of troll posts and then you have the
>> nerve to narc on my ISP for calling me a troll.
>>

> English, please.
>
> You know what, Wertz? You seem intent on stirring up shit by dredging
> up some half-baked bullshit that you haven't even attempted to prove.
> We're all supposed to just take your word for it, right Mr. X-NO
> ARCHIVE?
>
> I ain't gonna play, putz. I'm going to ignore you for a while, until
> you learn some manners. That ought to about drive you nuts.
>
> I'd ask you to stop posting to Usenet while you're drunk, but I know
> what a small window of opportunity that is for you.
>
> --
> Kevin S. Wilson
> Tech Writer at a university somewhere in Idaho
> "Who put these fingerprints on my imagination?"


So, in your own mind, it *is* all about *you* isn't it?

What an ass-hole.

BOB


  #24 (permalink)   Report Post  
cl
 
Posts: n/a
Default Where Is Steve W. When We Need Him?


" BOB" > wrote in message
s.com...

> So, in your own mind, it *is* all about *you* isn't it?
>
> What an ass-hole.
>
> BOB


I leave a couple of days to enjoy the birth of my daughter, yet I see the
ones accusing me of trolling and flame baiting doing the same in the mean
time. There are so many guys here that whine like a bunch of little girls.
(not u bob). Gees, hopefully i didn't miss too much fun.

-CAL


  #25 (permalink)   Report Post  
Duwop
 
Posts: n/a
Default Where Is Steve W. When We Need Him?

Steve Wertz wrote:
> On Sun, 20 Jun 2004 10:36:44 -0600, Kevin S. Wilson
> > wrote:
> <yawn> You forget the age-old "I must be off my medication",
> insult, too.
>
> -sw


That's because he's your friend, he cares.


--





  #26 (permalink)   Report Post  
BOB
 
Posts: n/a
Default Where Is Steve W. When We Need Him?

Steve Wertz wrote:
> On Mon, 14 Jun 2004 17:14:59 -0400, " BOB" >
> wrote:
>
>
>> PLEASE, everybody
>>
>> Do Not Feed The Trolls!

>
> I must of missed this as I was away for a few days. Was there
> more trolling other than the usual Kent and CL?


Didn't really miss a thing, just a lot of people feeding trolls and making them
come back for more.

>
> On a related note, I was just looking at my ISP's mailbox, which I
> never use, and it appears that Kevin turned me in for trolling
> back on Febuary 18th for a forged post by our ex-resident troll.
>
> If that doesn't take the cake <shaking head>.


He's still trying to "teach" us "what trolling really is" (or whatever his
actual words were) since we didn't elect him abf king.
>
> -sw


BOB
munching on some grilled "Buffalo" shrimp


  #27 (permalink)   Report Post  
Jack Sloan
 
Posts: n/a
Default Where Is Steve W. When We Need Him?


"Steve Wertz" > wrote in message
...
> On Sun, 20 Jun 2004 10:36:44 -0600, Kevin S. Wilson
> > wrote:
>
> >On Sun, 20 Jun 2004 10:59:26 -0500, Steve Wertz
> > wrote:
> >
> >>On Sun, 20 Jun 2004 04:12:09 -0600, Kevin S. Wilson
> > wrote:
> >>
> >>>On Sat, 19 Jun 2004 16:57:39 -0500, Steve Wertz
> > wrote:
> >>>
> >>>>FWIW - I was just guessing it was you that did it based on the
> >>>>Path: uni-berlin. Thanks for the confirmation.
> >>>
> >>>I'm confirming nothing until you post a copy of the complaint.
> >>
> >>What a chicken-shit pussy. You even helped HTML'ize the nfilter
> >>instructions for getting rid of troll posts and then you have the
> >>nerve to narc on my ISP for calling me a troll.
> >>

> >English, please.
> >
> >You know what, Wertz? You seem intent on stirring up shit by dredging
> >up some half-baked bullshit that you haven't even attempted to prove.

>
> Now that you've practically admitted it, and I've mentioned that I
> don't have the actual complaint, _now_ you say "Prove it"? What a
> pussy. I bluffed and you folded. You can't take it back.
>
> >We're all supposed to just take your word for it, right Mr. X-NO
> >ARCHIVE?

>
> You apparently don't know how to read headers, do you. Prove it.
>
> >I ain't gonna play, putz. I'm going to ignore you for a while, until
> >you learn some manners. That ought to about drive you nuts.

>
> You should do better ignoring us all.
>
> >I'd ask you to stop posting to Usenet while you're drunk, but I know
> >what a small window of opportunity that is for you.

>
> <yawn> You forget the age-old "I must be off my medication",
> insult, too.
>
> -sw


He didn't say that because he IS your friend.
Jack


  #28 (permalink)   Report Post  
Jack Sloan
 
Posts: n/a
Default Where Is Steve W. When We Need Him?


"Duwop" > wrote in message
...
> Steve Wertz wrote:
> > On Sun, 20 Jun 2004 10:36:44 -0600, Kevin S. Wilson
> > > wrote:
> > <yawn> You forget the age-old "I must be off my medication",
> > insult, too.
> >
> > -sw

>
> That's because he's your friend, he cares.
>
>
> --
>
>

Dammit...I shoulda read ahead.
Jack


Reply
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules

Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Hey, Steve Janet B General Cooking 5 02-06-2016 11:43 AM
Steve, Don't Eat It! Julie Bove[_2_] General Cooking 4 29-10-2014 07:52 PM
Yo Steve ChairMan[_5_] Barbecue 14 05-06-2013 07:20 AM
yoo-hoo, steve! blake murphy[_2_] General Cooking 25 23-11-2008 12:39 PM
For Steve John Droge Asian Cooking 1 05-03-2004 11:52 PM


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 11:17 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright ©2004-2025 FoodBanter.com.
The comments are property of their posters.
 

About Us

"It's about Food and drink"