On Aug 10, 6:11*pm, Peter Lucas > wrote:
> How do you circumsize a Jew?
> Just kick it's sister in the jaw!
>
> :-))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
> --
> Peter Lucas
> Brisbane
> Australia
> X/No/Achieve; yes
>
> Help reign in capitalism"s rampage; Votehttp://greens.org.au

I heard that joke on the Jack Benny show back in the '50's. Surely
you can do better.

A Moose In Love wrote:

>>--
>>Peter Lucas
>>Brisbane
>>Australia

>>
>>Help reign in capitalism"s rampage; Votehttp://greens.org.au
>
>
> I heard that joke on the Jack Benny show back in the '50's. Surely
> you can do better.


Don't count on it. This pathetic spammer has the intelligence of a ten
year old. His postings are simply disparate attempts for attention.
It's best to ignore him or better yet simply filter him away.

"Clams" > wrote in message
...
>A Moose In Love wrote:
>
>>>--
>>>Peter Lucas
>>>Brisbane
>>>Australia
>
>>>
>>>Help reign in capitalism"s rampage; Votehttp://greens.org.au
>>
>>
>> I heard that joke on the Jack Benny show back in the '50's. Surely
>> you can do better.
>
>
> Don't count on it. This pathetic spammer has the intelligence of a ten
> year old. His postings are simply disparate attempts for attention. It's
> best to ignore him or better yet simply filter him away.
>

Wish he would learn to spell

George W Frost wrote:

> Wish he would learn to spell

Yuve gaut gud grammer


Lumpy

You played on "The Love Boat"?
Yes. White tux, huge sideburns.

www.LumpyMusic.com

On 8/10/2010 5:09 PM, Lumpy wrote:
> George W Frost wrote:
>
>> Wish he would learn to spell
>
> Yuve gaut gud grammer
>
>
> Lumpy
>
> You played on "The Love Boat"?
> Yes. White tux, huge sideburns.
>
> www.LumpyMusic.com
>
>
>

Wants pawn term, dare worsted ladle gull hoe lift wetter murder inner
ladle cordage, honor itch offer lodge, dock, florist. Disk ladle gull
orphan worry putty ladle rat cluck wetter ladle rat hut, an fur disk
raisin pimple colder Ladle Rat Rotten Hut.

Wan moaning, Ladle Rat Rotten Hut's murder colder inset. "Ladle Rat
Rotten Hut, heresy ladle basking winsome burden barter an shirker
cockles. Tick disk ladle basking tutor cordage offer groinmurder hoe
lifts honor udder site offer florist. Shaker lake! Dun stopper laundry
wrote! Dun stopper peck floors! Dun daily-doily inner florist, an yonder
nor sorghum-stenches, dun stopper torque wet strainers !"

"Hoe-cake, murder," resplendent Ladle Rat Rotten Hut, an tickle ladle
basking an stuttered oft. Honor wrote tutor cordage offer groin-murder,
Ladle Rat Rotten Hut mitten anomalous woof. " Wail, wail, wail ! " set
disk wicket woof, "Evanescent Ladle Rat Rotten Hut! Wares are putty
ladle gull goring wizard ladle basking?"

"Armor goring tumor groin-murder's," reprisal ladle gull. "Grammar's
seeking bet. Armor ticking arson burden barter an shirker cockles."

"O hoe! Heifer gnats woke," setter wicket woof, butter taught tomb
shelf, "Oil tickle shirt court tutor cordage offer groin-murder. Oil
ketchup wetter letter, an den - O bore!"

--
Many thanks,

Don Lancaster voice phone: (928)428-4073
Synergetics 3860 West First Street Box 809 Thatcher, AZ 85552
rss: http://www.tinaja.com/whtnu.xml email:

Please visit my GURU's LAIR web site at http://www.tinaja.com

Lumpy wrote:
> George W Frost wrote:
>
>> Wish he would learn to spell
>
> Yuve gaut gud grammer
>
>
> Lumpy
>
> You played on "The Love Boat"?
> Yes. White tux, huge sideburns.
>
> www.LumpyMusic.com
>
>
>
Yuve qaut mail.

On Tue, 10 Aug 2010 19:41:19 -0400, Clams >
wrote:

>A Moose In Love wrote:
>
>>>--
>>>Peter Lucas
>>>Brisbane
>>>Australia
>
>>>
>>>Help reign in capitalism"s rampage; Votehttp://greens.org.au
>>
>>
>> I heard that joke on the Jack Benny show back in the '50's. Surely
>> you can do better.
>
>
>Don't count on it. This pathetic spammer has the intelligence of a ten
>year old. His postings are simply disparate attempts for attention.
>It's best to ignore him or better yet simply filter him away.


Actually he's 15 years old, lives in France, and his name has been
posted already in at least one of these groups. But, though physically
15, he's mentally about 10, which is the typical mental age for
someone in France...

On Tue, 10 Aug 2010 17:09:16 -0700, "Lumpy"
> wrote:

>George W Frost wrote:
>
>> Wish he would learn to spell
>
>Yuve gaut gud grammer
>
>

My Grammar was a really nice old lady.

George W Frost wrote:
> >
> > > Wish he would learn to spell

Lump:
> > Yuve gaut gud grammer

PeterD:
> My Grammar was a really nice old lady.

Made great pizzar.


Lumpy

You played on "The Love Boat"?
Yes. White tux, huge sideburns.

www.LumpyMusic.com

On Wed, 11 Aug 2010 06:35:38 -0700, "Lumpy"
> wrote:

>George W Frost wrote:
>> >
>> > > Wish he would learn to spell
>
>Lump:
>> > Yuve gaut gud grammer
>
>PeterD:
>> My Grammar was a really nice old lady.
>
>Made great pizzar.
>
>

Yea, she'd bring it over in her Honder...

PeterD wrote:
> On Wed, 11 Aug 2010 06:35:38 -0700, "Lumpy"
> > wrote:
>
>
>>George W Frost wrote:
>>
>>>>>Wish he would learn to spell
>>
>>Lump:
>>
>>>>Yuve gaut gud grammer
>>
>>PeterD:
>>
>>>My Grammar was a really nice old lady.
>>
>>Made great pizzar.
>>
>>
>
>
> Yea, she'd bring it over in her Honder...


She's obviously from Bahstan.

Clams wrote:
> PeterD wrote:
>> On Wed, 11 Aug 2010 06:35:38 -0700, "Lumpy"
>> > wrote:
>>
>>
>>> George W Frost wrote:
>>>
>>>>>> Wish he would learn to spell
>>>
>>> Lump:
>>>
>>>>> Yuve gaut gud grammer
>>>
>>> PeterD:
>>>
>>>> My Grammar was a really nice old lady.
>>>
>>> Made great pizzar.
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>> Yea, she'd bring it over in her Honder...
>
>
> She's obviously from Bahstan.

Where they save all of the "R"s from words like "ba" and "ca" and use
them later with words like "pizzar"

On Thu, 12 Aug 2010 09:48:23 -0400, BrotherBart >
wrote:

>Clams wrote:
>> PeterD wrote:
>>> On Wed, 11 Aug 2010 06:35:38 -0700, "Lumpy"
>>> > wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>> George W Frost wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>>> Wish he would learn to spell
>>>>
>>>> Lump:
>>>>
>>>>>> Yuve gaut gud grammer
>>>>
>>>> PeterD:
>>>>
>>>>> My Grammar was a really nice old lady.
>>>>
>>>> Made great pizzar.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Yea, she'd bring it over in her Honder...
>>
>>
>> She's obviously from Bahstan.
>
>Where they save all of the "R"s from words like "ba" and "ca" and use
>them later with words like "pizzar"

Like conservation of energy, one must make sure the total letter usage
is correct. After all, you must go into the cah lot and look at the
new Toyotr's some day.

On Aug 10, 7:23*pm, Don Lancaster > wrote:
> On 8/10/2010 5:09 PM, Lumpy wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > George W Frost wrote:
>
> >> Wish *he would learn to spell
>
> > Yuve gaut gud grammer
>
> > Lumpy
>
> > You played on "The Love Boat"?
> > Yes. White tux, huge sideburns.
>
> >www.LumpyMusic.com
>
> Wants pawn term, dare worsted ladle gull hoe lift wetter murder inner
> ladle cordage, honor itch offer lodge, dock, florist. Disk ladle gull
> orphan worry putty ladle rat cluck wetter ladle rat hut, an fur disk
> raisin pimple colder Ladle Rat Rotten Hut.
>
> Wan moaning, Ladle Rat Rotten Hut's murder colder inset. "Ladle Rat
> Rotten Hut, heresy ladle basking winsome burden barter an shirker
> cockles. Tick disk ladle basking tutor cordage offer groinmurder hoe
> lifts honor udder site offer florist. Shaker lake! Dun stopper laundry
> wrote! Dun stopper peck floors! Dun daily-doily inner florist, an yonder
> nor sorghum-stenches, dun stopper torque wet strainers !"
>
> "Hoe-cake, murder," resplendent Ladle Rat Rotten Hut, an tickle ladle
> basking an stuttered oft. Honor wrote tutor cordage offer groin-murder,
> Ladle Rat Rotten Hut mitten anomalous woof. " Wail, wail, wail ! " set
> disk wicket woof, "Evanescent Ladle Rat Rotten Hut! Wares are putty
> ladle gull goring wizard ladle basking?"
>
> "Armor goring tumor groin-murder's," reprisal ladle gull. "Grammar's
> seeking bet. Armor ticking arson burden barter an shirker cockles."
>
> "O hoe! Heifer gnats woke," setter wicket woof, butter taught tomb
> shelf, "Oil tickle shirt court tutor cordage offer groin-murder. Oil
> ketchup wetter letter, an den - O bore!"
>
> --
> Many thanks,
>
> Don Lancaster * * * * * * * * * * * * *voice phone: (928)428-4073
> Synergetics * 3860 West First Street * Box 809 Thatcher, AZ 85552
> rss:http://www.tinaja.com/whtnu.xml* email:
>
> Please visit my GURU's LAIR web site athttp://www.tinaja.com

" . . . Soda wicket woof . . . "
Where did you get that copy? I used to have kids translate it in
English classes. At one time I could recite the whole dang thing!
Lynn in Fargo

PeterD wrote:
> Like conservation of energy, one must make sure the total letter usage
> is correct. After all, you must go into the cah lot and look at the
> new Toyotr's some day.

I had no idear that grammuh was one of your strenths.


Lumpy

You played on "The Love Boat"?
Yes. White tux, huge sideburns.

www.LumpyMusic.com

On 8/13/2010 6:19 AM, Lynn from Fargo wrote:
> On Aug 10, 7:23 pm, Don > wrote:
>> On 8/10/2010 5:09 PM, Lumpy wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>> George W Frost wrote:
>>
>>>> Wish he would learn to spell
>>
>>> Yuve gaut gud grammer
>>
>>> Lumpy
>>
>>> You played on "The Love Boat"?
>>> Yes. White tux, huge sideburns.
>>
>>> www.LumpyMusic.com
>>
>> Wants pawn term, dare worsted ladle gull hoe lift wetter murder inner
>> ladle cordage, honor itch offer lodge, dock, florist. Disk ladle gull
>> orphan worry putty ladle rat cluck wetter ladle rat hut, an fur disk
>> raisin pimple colder Ladle Rat Rotten Hut.
>>
>> Wan moaning, Ladle Rat Rotten Hut's murder colder inset. "Ladle Rat
>> Rotten Hut, heresy ladle basking winsome burden barter an shirker
>> cockles. Tick disk ladle basking tutor cordage offer groinmurder hoe
>> lifts honor udder site offer florist. Shaker lake! Dun stopper laundry
>> wrote! Dun stopper peck floors! Dun daily-doily inner florist, an yonder
>> nor sorghum-stenches, dun stopper torque wet strainers !"
>>
>> "Hoe-cake, murder," resplendent Ladle Rat Rotten Hut, an tickle ladle
>> basking an stuttered oft. Honor wrote tutor cordage offer groin-murder,
>> Ladle Rat Rotten Hut mitten anomalous woof. " Wail, wail, wail ! " set
>> disk wicket woof, "Evanescent Ladle Rat Rotten Hut! Wares are putty
>> ladle gull goring wizard ladle basking?"
>>
>> "Armor goring tumor groin-murder's," reprisal ladle gull. "Grammar's
>> seeking bet. Armor ticking arson burden barter an shirker cockles."
>>
>> "O hoe! Heifer gnats woke," setter wicket woof, butter taught tomb
>> shelf, "Oil tickle shirt court tutor cordage offer groin-murder. Oil
>> ketchup wetter letter, an den - O bore!"
>>
>> --
>> Many thanks,
>>
>> Don Lancaster voice phone: (928)428-4073
>> Synergetics 3860 West First Street Box 809 Thatcher, AZ 85552
>> rss:http://www.tinaja.com/whtnu.xml email:
>>
>> Please visit my GURU's LAIR web site athttp://www.tinaja.com
>
> " . . . Soda wicket woof . . ."
> Where did you get that copy? I used to have kids translate it in
> English classes. At one time I could recite the whole dang thing!
> Lynn in Fargo


Just Google "ladle rat rotten hut"
Several copies pop up.

--
Many thanks,

Don Lancaster voice phone: (928)428-4073
Synergetics 3860 West First Street Box 809 Thatcher, AZ 85552
rss: http://www.tinaja.com/whtnu.xml email:

Please visit my GURU's LAIR web site at http://www.tinaja.com

On Fri, 13 Aug 2010 07:08:26 -0700, "Lumpy"
> wrote:

>PeterD wrote:
>> Like conservation of energy, one must make sure the total letter usage
>> is correct. After all, you must go into the cah lot and look at the
>> new Toyotr's some day.
>
>I had no idear that grammuh was one of your strenths.
>
>

She was a strong woman. Taught school, too...

PeterD wrote:
> > > Like conservation of energy, one must make sure the total letter
> > > usage is correct. After all, you must go into the cah lot and
> > > look at the new Toyotr's some day.

Lump:
> > I had no idear that grammuh was one of your strenths.

PeterD:
> She was a strong woman. Taught school, too...

You sar that one coming.

Hey! I wonder where the yeller went.


Lumpy

You played on "The Love Boat"?
Yes. White tux, huge sideburns.

www.LumpyMusic.com