Birthday Presents

It was the kindergarten teachers birthday and the students decided that they
would each buy their teacher a gift.
The first student, whose parents own a florist shop, gave her a present. She
held it and said "I guess that it is flowers". "How did you guess?" asked the
little boy. She laughed and thanked him.

The second student, whose parents own a candy store, gave her a present. She
held it and said, "I guess that is some candy."

"How did you guess?" asked the little boy. She again laughed and thanked him also.

The third student, whose parents own a bottle shop, gave her a box which was
leaking. The teacher touched the liquid with her finger and tasted it. "Mmmmm
is it wine?" she asked.

"No," said the little girl.

So she tasted it again. "Is it champagne?" she asked.

"Noooo," replied the little girl, "It's a puppy."
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The Brick said that; (Life can be such a ****up sometimes)

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