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Did anybody see the episode where he used 2 ceramic planters and a hot plate to make a smoker
I was just wondering if anyone has tried this


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On Thu, 30 Mar 2006 21:55:21 GMT, > wrote:

>Did anybody see the episode where he used 2 ceramic planters and a hot plate to make a smoker
>I was just wondering if anyone has tried this
>

Yes, and yes. Google for the discussion in this froup.
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> Yes, and yes. Google for the discussion in this froup.


Don't feel like talking? Why don't you just keep your mouth shut?


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>> Yes, and yes. Google for the discussion in this froup.

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> Don't feel like talking? Why don't you just keep your mouth shut?
>


Who died and made you boss?

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> "Matthew L. Martin" > wrote in message
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>>> Don't feel like talking? Why don't you just keep your mouth shut?

>> Who died and made you boss?

>
> Just being my own man and responding to the hostile trolls who feel they
> have a franchise on this group.


As far as I can see, you are the hostile troll. But I'd bet that
information is no surprise to you. How many newsgroups are you being
your own man on?

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"Matthew L. Martin" > wrote in message
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> As far as I can see, you are the hostile troll. But I'd bet that
> information is no surprise to you. How many newsgroups are you being your
> own man on?


Well, that's probably because some of your buddies are being taken to task
for their obnoxious behaviour to newbies. I think you'll find I've been on
this group quite a while and have made hardly a peep. I am just a wee bit
sick of watching newbies chased away as too stunned to speak amongst and
august half a dozen semi perment trolls.
Personally, I could care less if they shit well barked barbeque morning,
noon and night. They're just that same rude group of insecure macho-men
that pop up in a lot of social situations. Well now, for a coupla days
anyway, I'm gonna make time mouth off at them for a change.

You'll find that in recent times, I'm a pretty quiet monitorer of the
newsgroups, but these shitheads have ****ed me off for a while... I'm
havin' a stressful week so who better than to return some aggression to than
some anti-social, arrogant old farts who constantly pick on others.
> Matthew
>
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> I'm a contractor. If you want an opinion I'll sell you one.
> Which one do you want?



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D. Winsor wrote:
> "Matthew L. Martin" > wrote in message
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>> As far as I can see, you are the hostile troll. But I'd bet that
>> information is no surprise to you. How many newsgroups are you being your
>> own man on?

>
> Well, that's probably because some of your buddies are being taken to task
> for their obnoxious behaviour to newbies. I think you'll find I've been on
> this group quite a while and have made hardly a peep. I am just a wee bit
> sick of watching newbies chased away as too stunned to speak amongst and
> august half a dozen semi perment trolls.


Having been a newbie not that long ago, I don't recall any of the
behavior you describe. Then again, I didn't come into the newsgroup and
tell them what they were doing was wrong and that some other way was the
"one true way".

> Personally, I could care less if they shit well barked barbeque morning,
> noon and night.


Oddly enough, that _is_ the reason the newsgroup exists. People who know
how to do and are, by ample demonstration, willing to share techniques
and advice. How much BBQ advice have you posted here?

> They're just that same rude group of insecure macho-men
> that pop up in a lot of social situations. Well now, for a coupla days
> anyway, I'm gonna make time mouth off at them for a change.


You must have very little else to do if your goal is to mouth off at
invisible strangers.

> You'll find that in recent times, I'm a pretty quiet monitorer of the
> newsgroups, but these shitheads have ****ed me off for a while...


So you become hostile, argumentative and controlling. How interesting.

> I'm
> havin' a stressful week so who better than to return some aggression to than
> some anti-social, arrogant old farts who constantly pick on others.


You are clearly in need of professional help. Please seek same.

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D. Winsor wrote:
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> Well, that's probably because some of your buddies are being taken to task
> for their obnoxious behaviour to newbies. I think you'll find I've been on
> this group quite a while and have made hardly a peep. I am just a wee bit
> sick of watching newbies chased away as too stunned to speak amongst and
> august half a dozen semi perment trolls.
> Personally, I could care less if they shit well barked barbeque morning,
> noon and night. They're just that same rude group of insecure macho-men
> that pop up in a lot of social situations. Well now, for a coupla days
> anyway, I'm gonna make time mouth off at them for a change.
>
> You'll find that in recent times, I'm a pretty quiet monitorer of the
> newsgroups, but these shitheads have ****ed me off for a while... I'm
> havin' a stressful week so who better than to return some aggression to than
> some anti-social, arrogant old farts who constantly pick on others.
>


If you perchance are referring to my reply to someone (can't
recall who as I don't see posts from them any longer)
regarding top posting in the group. I still don't see where
I was obnoxious. I *politely* tried to explain the the idiot
(as he showed when he replied to my post) that top posting
isn't appreciated in this group and again, *politely* tried
to point out that many would not read his posts if that
behavior persisted.

I didn't flame him until he got obnoxious regarding my post
and then when the behavior didn't change I put him in my
killfile and haven't seen any further discussion, although
there may well have been some.

If you join any new group it's really not a good idea to try
and change accepted protocol just because you happen not to
like it/them. If you want/choose to be a member of any
group choose not to follow established norms of the group,
even after someone has tried to *politely* explain the
situation then *you* are the troll and deserve whatever
lambasting you get.

I suggest that you're targeting your hostility at the wrong
targets.


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> wrote:

> Did anybody see the episode where he used 2 ceramic planters and a
> hot plate to make a smoker I was just wondering if anyone has tried
> this


I saw that show, but haven't been moved to try it. I'm sure it would
work, but I have the WSM and all.



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On Thu, 30 Mar 2006 22:39:40 GMT, "D. Winsor"
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>"Kevin S. Wilson" > wrote in message
.. .
>
>> Yes, and yes. Google for the discussion in this froup.

>
>Don't feel like talking?
>

Any idea how many people have come through here over the years axing
about that episode of "Good Eats"? No, you wouldn't, given your
appalling level of reading comprehension.

>Why don't you just keep your mouth shut?


Because you would then forget your place in the grander scheme of
things. You might even start to think that what you have to say has
some value other than to supply pure entertainment for those of us
looking on.

But do carrion. You aren't played out yet.


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On Thu, 30 Mar 2006 17:42:43 -0500, "Matthew L. Martin"
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>D. Winsor wrote:
>> "Kevin S. Wilson" > wrote in message
>> ...
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>>> Yes, and yes. Google for the discussion in this froup.

>>
>> Don't feel like talking? Why don't you just keep your mouth shut?
>>

>
>Who died and made you boss?
>

I believe the canonical expression is "Who died and made you Elvis?"

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On Thu, 30 Mar 2006 22:52:16 GMT, "D. Winsor"
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>"Matthew L. Martin" > wrote in message
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>>> Don't feel like talking? Why don't you just keep your mouth shut?

>>
>> Who died and made you boss?

>
>Just being my own man and responding to the hostile trolls who feel they

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

<snork!>

I mean, really, what else can one say?
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On Thu, 30 Mar 2006 23:16:10 GMT, "D. Winsor"
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>"Matthew L. Martin" > wrote in message
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>
>> As far as I can see, you are the hostile troll. But I'd bet that
>> information is no surprise to you. How many newsgroups are you being your
>> own man on?

>
>Well, that's probably because some of your buddies are being taken to task
>for their obnoxious behaviour to newbies. I think you'll find I've been on
>this group quite a while and have made hardly a peep. I am just a wee bit
>sick of watching newbies chased away as too stunned to speak amongst and
>august half a dozen semi perment trolls.
>Personally, I could care less if they shit well barked barbeque morning,
>noon and night. They're just that same rude group of insecure macho-men
>that pop up in a lot of social situations. Well now, for a coupla days
>anyway, I'm gonna make time mouth off at them for a change.
>

Would it help you to write in comprehensible English if you wiped the
spittle off of your monitor every now and then?

HTH, though the offer of an aspirin still holds.
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On Thu, 30 Mar 2006 18:09:07 -0600, Steve Wertz
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>On Thu, 30 Mar 2006 22:39:40 GMT, "D. Winsor"
> wrote:
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>>"Kevin S. Wilson" > wrote in message
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>>
>>> Yes, and yes. Google for the discussion in this froup.

>>
>>Don't feel like talking? Why don't you just keep your mouth shut?

>
>Whew. You've completely lost it, now.
>
>I think we just made a kook in record time. It's gonna be pretty
>hard to beat this best score.
>

K00k-sign indeed, though it will be solidified when he tells me that
he is going to make me keep my mouth shut and then attempts to do so.
(Hi, Dank!)

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> On 31 Mar 2006 00:10:54 GMT, "Default User" >
> wrote:
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> > wrote:
> >
> >> Did anybody see the episode where he used 2 ceramic planters and a
> >> hot plate to make a smoker I was just wondering if anyone has tried
> >> this

> >
> > I saw that show, but haven't been moved to try it. I'm sure it would
> > work, but I have the WSM and all.

>
> I'm not sure I saw that one--I did see the one where Alton used a
> cardboard box as a smoker.


This was some time after the cardboard fish smoker. Here's some show
information:

http://www.goodeatsfanpage.com/Season7/Q/QTrans.htm



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On Fri, 31 Mar 2006 12:19:21 -0800, Denny Wheeler
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>On Fri, 31 Mar 2006 09:45:12 -0500, Steve Calvin
> wrote:
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>>Aw come on Denny, let's try some constuctive advice.
>>
>>I think that it'd be a good experience for him to enlist in
>>the Marines.

>
>What makes you think they'd take him? (aside from his being Canadian,
>I mean--which, IME, makes him a rare bird indeed. Rude Canadians seem
>not to be thick on the ground)


Americans don't have the market cornered on arrogant assholes, Denny.
There's always some guys walks up to your door, ****es on the landing
and then complains about the stench coming from your house . . .

Harry
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old as the bird, and if the bird's breasts had been as full as the
waitress's, it would have been a very good dinner."
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Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
> On Thu, 30 Mar 2006 17:42:43 -0500, "Matthew L. Martin"
> > wrote:
>
>
>>D. Winsor wrote:
>>
>>>"Kevin S. Wilson" > wrote in message
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>>>
>>>
>>>>Yes, and yes. Google for the discussion in this froup.
>>>
>>>Don't feel like talking? Why don't you just keep your mouth shut?
>>>

>>
>>Who died and made you boss?
>>

>
> I believe the canonical expression is "Who died and made you Elvis?"
>


Kevin,

Why did you choose this post to cross post to ARK? Did you think you
posted something funny that you had to share with your friends?

Sad, very sad.
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