On Sat, 20 May 2006 22:54:00 GMT, Dan Krueger
> wrote:

>Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 20 May 2006 00:57:58 GMT, Dan Krueger
>> > wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Matthew L. Martin wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>Dan Krueger wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Matthew L. Martin wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On 18 May 2006 03:14:03 GMT, "TeaLady (Mari C.)"
> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>><ugly horrid stories about near-dismemberment>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP
>>>>>>>IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
>>>>>>>STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP
>>>>>>>IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
>>>>>>>STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP
>>>>>>>IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
>>>>>>>STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT NOW!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Did I tell you how my right hand ring finger looked after I took it
>>>>>>out of the table saw?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Matthew
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>A moron in your condition should stay away from all machinery. Get
>>>>>some scissors and go for a jog.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Would you _please_ stop launching yourself headlong into my boat? I
>>>>stopped trolling you quite a long time ago. Well before you stopped
>>>>being teh funni.
>>>>
>>>>Thanks.
>>>>
>>>>Matthew
>>>>
>>>
>>>NOW it was a troll? Good luck with that one.
>>
>>
>> Not quite 10 out of 10 yet, but watch the patten unfold.
>>
>> Why am I suddenly reminded of monkeys and organ-grinders?
>>
>> (Dank will now follow up with some sad, sad attempt at an insult based
>> on "organ-grinders," most likely having something to do with
>> homosexuality. The soundtrack will be Beavis saying "HUH. HUH. He said
>> 'organ-grinders.'"
>>
>> Like I said, predictable.
>
>(1) This discussion was between the guy with the f-uped head and me.

Are you somehow unaware that your "discussion" is taking place in a
worldwide forum?

Oh, look. In the interest of efficiency, Dank is now numbering his
cafeteria-style one-liners. I told you it wouldn't be long before he
had completely cycled through All He's Got(tm) and would be reduced to
just shouting out the numbers. "Hey, Martin! #43!" [1]

By the way, Dank, grown-ups say what they want to say, rather than
revert to some coy, bashful language that borders on baby-talk. I
believe what you meant to say was "****ed-up head".

Of course, you wouldn't have been capable of recognizing the need for
a compound modifier, much less been able to form one, but I'm here to
help.

QUICK, DANK! In the phrase "****ed-up head," above, should the period
have come AFTER the quotation mark, or BEFORE? What about the comma in
the sentence before this one? Before, or after? Deal, or no deal? Is
your brow furrowed into a peasant's bitter, resentful scowl? Are you
tugging on your forelock?

>(2) Funny stuff part timer but I'm only wondering about your
>professional choice of the word "patten"? It's a troll, right? You are
>incapable of a spelling error, right? It must be a troll based on
>homosexuality and Bevis the organ-grinder.

Still asking for someone to explain the concept of trolling to you,
huh? How long has it been? A year?
>
>(3) Are you asking for predictable?

No. Predicting it. And you delivered, as always.

[1] #43 = "You suck."

(Expecting something more elequent, insightful, witty, or clever? You
don't know Dank.)

Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
> On Sat, 20 May 2006 22:54:00 GMT, Dan Krueger
> > wrote:
>
>> Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
>>
>>> On Sat, 20 May 2006 00:57:58 GMT, Dan Krueger
>>> > wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>> Matthew L. Martin wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> Dan Krueger wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>> Matthew L. Martin wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On 18 May 2006 03:14:03 GMT, "TeaLady (Mari C.)"
>>>>>>>> > wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> <ugly horrid stories about near-dismemberment>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP
>>>>>>>> IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
>>>>>>>> STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP
>>>>>>>> IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
>>>>>>>> STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP
>>>>>>>> IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
>>>>>>>> STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT NOW!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Did I tell you how my right hand ring finger looked after I took it
>>>>>>> out of the table saw?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Matthew
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> A moron in your condition should stay away from all machinery. Get
>>>>>> some scissors and go for a jog.
>>>>>
>>>>> Would you _please_ stop launching yourself headlong into my boat? I
>>>>> stopped trolling you quite a long time ago. Well before you stopped
>>>>> being teh funni.
>>>>>
>>>>> Thanks.
>>>>>
>>>>> Matthew
>>>>>
>>>> NOW it was a troll? Good luck with that one.
>>>
>>> Not quite 10 out of 10 yet, but watch the patten unfold.
>>>
>>> Why am I suddenly reminded of monkeys and organ-grinders?
>>>
>>> (Dank will now follow up with some sad, sad attempt at an insult based
>>> on "organ-grinders," most likely having something to do with
>>> homosexuality. The soundtrack will be Beavis saying "HUH. HUH. He said
>>> 'organ-grinders.'"
>>>
>>> Like I said, predictable.
>> (1) This discussion was between the guy with the f-uped head and me.
>
> Are you somehow unaware that your "discussion" is taking place in a
> worldwide forum?
>

ISTR that a "discussion" is the act of one or more people conversing on
the same topic or topics. I don't know what else dank has been doing
(and I *really* don't want to know), but I haven't been participating in
a discussion in which he has also been participating in a very long while.

Then again, I've seen no evidence that dank has been involved in
anything resembling a discussion in a _very_ long while, if ever.

I just wish he could figure out how to hump his own leg. If he did that,
then he would never have to leave his single wide again.

Matthew

--
I'm a contractor. If you want an opinion I'll sell you one.
Which one do you want?

Kevin S. Wilson wrote:

> On Sat, 20 May 2006 22:54:00 GMT, Dan Krueger
> > wrote:
>
>
>>Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
>>
>>
>>>On Sat, 20 May 2006 00:57:58 GMT, Dan Krueger
> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>Matthew L. Martin wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Dan Krueger wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>Matthew L. Martin wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On 18 May 2006 03:14:03 GMT, "TeaLady (Mari C.)"
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>><ugly horrid stories about near-dismemberment>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP
>>>>>>>>IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
>>>>>>>>STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP
>>>>>>>>IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
>>>>>>>>STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP
>>>>>>>>IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
>>>>>>>>STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT NOW!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Did I tell you how my right hand ring finger looked after I took it
>>>>>>>out of the table saw?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Matthew
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>A moron in your condition should stay away from all machinery. Get
>>>>>>some scissors and go for a jog.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Would you _please_ stop launching yourself headlong into my boat? I
>>>>>stopped trolling you quite a long time ago. Well before you stopped
>>>>>being teh funni.
>>>>>
>>>>>Thanks.
>>>>>
>>>>>Matthew
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>NOW it was a troll? Good luck with that one.
>>>
>>>
>>>Not quite 10 out of 10 yet, but watch the patten unfold.
>>>
>>>Why am I suddenly reminded of monkeys and organ-grinders?
>>>
>>>(Dank will now follow up with some sad, sad attempt at an insult based
>>>on "organ-grinders," most likely having something to do with
>>>homosexuality. The soundtrack will be Beavis saying "HUH. HUH. He said
>>>'organ-grinders.'"
>>>
>>>Like I said, predictable.
>>
>>(1) This discussion was between the guy with the f-uped head and me.
>
>
> Are you somehow unaware that your "discussion" is taking place in a
> worldwide forum?
>
> Oh, look. In the interest of efficiency, Dank is now numbering his
> cafeteria-style one-liners. I told you it wouldn't be long before he
> had completely cycled through All He's Got(tm) and would be reduced to
> just shouting out the numbers. "Hey, Martin! #43!" [1]
>
> By the way, Dank, grown-ups say what they want to say, rather than
> revert to some coy, bashful language that borders on baby-talk. I
> believe what you meant to say was "****ed-up head".
>
> Of course, you wouldn't have been capable of recognizing the need for
> a compound modifier, much less been able to form one, but I'm here to
> help.
>
> QUICK, DANK! In the phrase "****ed-up head," above, should the period
> have come AFTER the quotation mark, or BEFORE? What about the comma in
> the sentence before this one? Before, or after? Deal, or no deal? Is
> your brow furrowed into a peasant's bitter, resentful scowl? Are you
> tugging on your forelock?
>
>
>>(2) Funny stuff part timer but I'm only wondering about your
>>professional choice of the word "patten"? It's a troll, right? You are
>>incapable of a spelling error, right? It must be a troll based on
>>homosexuality and Bevis the organ-grinder.
>
>
> Still asking for someone to explain the concept of trolling to you,
> huh? How long has it been? A year?
>
>>(3) Are you asking for predictable?
>
>
> No. Predicting it. And you delivered, as always.
>
> [1] #43 = "You suck."
>
> (Expecting something more elequent, insightful, witty, or clever? You
> don't know Dank.)

Why drag this into an unrelated newsgroup, Kevin? I never posted that here.

You can use trolling as a crutch as long as you want but try not to be
an asshole and crosspost.

I'm not ashamed of my posts and you should feel the same. Your
employers might not see it that way so you might want to consider that
they may be lurking here.

On Sun, 21 May 2006 00:01:11 GMT, Dan Krueger
> wrote:

>Why drag this into an unrelated newsgroup, Kevin? I never posted that here.

To remind the Knitting Circle what a creepy, stalking, incompetent,
and impotent putz you are? Seems reason enough to me.

Why the eagerness to deny responsibility for the crosspost, Dank? No
one accused you, you know. Trying to make sure that your "buddies" in
AFB know that you were blameless in this particular instance of
crossposting? Why?

PS: If even an ignorant racist like The Fat Boi tells you to bugger
off and brands you as inconsequential, you really have reached the
bottom of the barrel.

>You can use trolling as a crutch as long as you want but try not to be
>an asshole and crosspost.

OOOH! The skeery, skeery crosspost. Nothing gets the Knitting Circles
panties in a bunch quite like it. I see you've joined them for tea and
watercress sandwiches.

>I'm not ashamed of my posts and you should feel the same. Your
>employers might not see it that way so you might want to consider that
>they may be lurking here.

Veiled but impotent threat duly noted. Going to start e-mailing my
boss again, Dank?

On Sun, 21 May 2006 00:01:11 GMT, Dan Krueger
> wrote:
>
>I'm not ashamed of my posts

Shall we list the ways you should be, starting with the fact that they
are barely comprehensible English? Or with the fact that they
demonstrate incontrovertibly your lack of wit, humor, and
intelligence?

You pick.

Kevin S. Wilson wrote:

> On Sun, 21 May 2006 00:01:11 GMT, Dan Krueger
> > wrote:
>
>
>>Why drag this into an unrelated newsgroup, Kevin? I never posted that here.
>
>
> To remind the Knitting Circle what a creepy, stalking, incompetent,
> and impotent putz you are? Seems reason enough to me.
>
> Why the eagerness to deny responsibility for the crosspost, Dank? No
> one accused you, you know. Trying to make sure that your "buddies" in
> AFB know that you were blameless in this particular instance of
> crossposting? Why?
>
> PS: If even an ignorant racist like The Fat Boi tells you to bugger
> off and brands you as inconsequential, you really have reached the
> bottom of the barrel.
>
>
>>You can use trolling as a crutch as long as you want but try not to be
>>an asshole and crosspost.
>
>
> OOOH! The skeery, skeery crosspost. Nothing gets the Knitting Circles
> panties in a bunch quite like it. I see you've joined them for tea and
> watercress sandwiches.
>
>
>>I'm not ashamed of my posts and you should feel the same. Your
>>employers might not see it that way so you might want to consider that
>>they may be lurking here.
>
>
> Veiled but impotent threat duly noted. Going to start e-mailing my
> boss again, Dank?

Did I respond to this here? No.

Do you want your boss to get a copy? Just post his/her email address
and it will be done.

You are a sad man, Swilson. Narcissism is treatable with heavy meds and
a 2X4.

No cluons were harmed when Kevin S. Wilson > wrote:
>Shall we list the ways you should be, starting with the fact that
>they
>are barely comprehensible English? Or with the fact that they
>demonstrate incontrovertibly your lack of wit, humor, and
>intelligence?
>
>You pick.

Dammit, I parsed that as "You prick", and passed parts of a Spanish
omelette through my nose. Fukken picante sauce burns leaves an
impression on tender sinuses...


Mark Edwards
--
Proof of Sanity Forged Upon Request

On Sun, 21 May 2006 00:32:47 GMT, Dan Krueger
> wrote:

>Do you want your boss to get a copy? Just post his/her email address
>and it will be done.

Impotent threat noted.

WTF Matthew?

--


"Matthew L. Martin" > wrote in message
...
> Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
> > On Sat, 20 May 2006 22:54:00 GMT, Dan Krueger
> > > wrote:
> >
> >> Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
> >>
> >>> On Sat, 20 May 2006 00:57:58 GMT, Dan Krueger
> >>> > wrote:

Mark Edwards > wrote in
:

> No cluons were harmed when Kevin S. Wilson
> > wrote:
>>Shall we list the ways you should be, starting with the
>>fact that they
>>are barely comprehensible English? Or with the fact that
>>they demonstrate incontrovertibly your lack of wit, humor,
>>and intelligence?
>>
>>You pick.
>
> Dammit, I parsed that as "You prick", and passed parts of a
> Spanish omelette through my nose. Fukken picante sauce
> burns leaves an impression on tender sinuses...
>

Oak, or maple leaves ?

Or one of there fancy sensemilla leaves ?
--
TeaLady (mari)

"The principle of Race is meant to embody and express the utter
negation of human freedom, the denial of equal rights, a
challenge in the face of mankind." A. Kolnai
Avast ye scurvy dogs ! Thar be no disease in this message.

"TeaLady (Mari C.)" > wrote

>> Dammit, I parsed that as "You prick", and passed parts of a
>> Spanish omelette through my nose. Fukken picante sauce
>> burns leaves an impression on tender sinuses...
>>
>
> Oak, or maple leaves ?
>
> Or one of there fancy sensemilla leaves ?

In your case I presume tea leaves causing you to see far into
the painful future. I bet you'd get a decent jolt of caffeine
though. Snort a little sugar -- er, a lot of sugar -- and it
will be like drinking a Mountain Dew.

--oTTo--

On Sun, 21 May 2006 00:32:47 GMT, Dank wrote:

>Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 21 May 2006 00:01:11 GMT, Dan Krueger
>> > wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Why drag this into an unrelated newsgroup, Kevin? I never posted that here.

Dank objecting to poor netiquette is like Bob Hope being funny, Kibo
wearing cloth, Darla killing Jack Russells, Twillis dropping her
scythe, Joe Bay joining PETA, [HAMMOND] claiming there is no God, or
Kurt kissing girls with the boold of animals in their teeth.

>>>I'm not ashamed of my posts and you should feel the same.

You *should* be ashamed of your posts. They've been nothing but lame,
inarticulate attempts at sarcastic ripostes that failed so miserably
that passers-by slowed down to gawk at them. The fact that you don't
understand it was funny for awhile, but is now kinda pathetic.

--
Chris McG.
Harming humanity since 1951.
"What do you expect from a bunch of kiwi smoking sheep herders?" --
oTTo



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"Chris McGonnell" > wrote

>>>>Why drag this into an unrelated newsgroup, Kevin? I never posted that here.
>
> Dank objecting to poor netiquette is like Bob Hope being funny, Kibo
> wearing cloth, Darla killing Jack Russells, Twillis dropping her
> scythe, Joe Bay joining PETA, [HAMMOND] claiming there is no God, or
> Kurt kissing girls with the boold of animals in their teeth.

Or me teaching abstinence, lots42 recycling comics, Tyrone Nation
being optimistic, Leo using correct punctuation, Pete posting prose,
Mark South exploiting women, Paula praising her ex, Zixia blinking,
Rose Marie not taking drugs, Plorkwort being ugly, Nicko returning
that damn chicken, Swilson netcopping someone, Stacia being proud
of trailer parks, Gurk worshipping the devil, Jaffo campaigning for
Hillary, Jay Furr abusing lemurs, and last but not least, you letting
kids play on your lawn.

Anyone omitted from this list was intentional, unless I just plain
forgot, like Son of Imp, or because I don't have unique characteristic
of you in my head that works, like Son of Imp, or because the unique
characteristic isn't something I want to parody, like Son of Imp.

--oTTo--

With bacon burgers, the bun is optional

"Otto Bahn" > wrote in
:

> "Chris McGonnell" > wrote

like Bob Hope being funny, Kibo
>> wearing cloth, Darla killing Jack Russells, Twillis dropping her
>> scythe, Joe Bay joining PETA, [HAMMOND] claiming there is no God, or
>> Kurt kissing girls with the boold of animals in their teeth.
>
> Or me teaching abstinence, lots42 recycling comics, Tyrone Nation
> being optimistic, Leo using correct punctuation, Pete posting prose,
> Mark South exploiting women, Paula praising her ex, Zixia blinking,
> Rose Marie not taking drugs, Plorkwort being ugly, Nicko returning
> that damn chicken, Swilson netcopping someone, Stacia being proud
> of trailer parks, Gurk worshipping the devil, Jaffo campaigning for
> Hillary, Jay Furr abusing lemurs, and last but not least, you letting
> kids play on your lawn. Son of Imp.
verse II

Like John not drinking port and Dean being short
Like Mari being tall and Jeremy not drinking at all
Like Detroid and Lasagne^H^H^Hmeyer dancing disco
in a bar, together, in a bar in San Francisco
Like Wiblur gardening in a three piece suit
And Madge confessing he does indeed, eat newt
Like Pacheco not funny
and Tim Bruening not punny
Like the Marks are separate entities
and Bryce, developing power tool feminities
Like Talysman not musical
nor Glen's quips not amusH^H^ical
Like Delaney being rude and Barbara a dude
Like TimC driving a muscle car and me not a gimp
Son of Imp
like Son of Imp.

(Oh like I ever claimed to be a poet.)
Needs more Plorkwort.
--
Is there any proof that English borrows words?? I mean, have we ever
given one back? Do we pay for a replacement if we break one? How does
this work?
Matthew

dogsnus > wrote:
>"Otto Bahn" > wrote in
>> Or me teaching abstinence, lots42 recycling comics, Tyrone Nation
>> being optimistic, Leo using correct punctuation, Pete posting prose,
>> Mark South exploiting women, Paula praising her ex, Zixia blinking,
>> Rose Marie not taking drugs, Plorkwort being ugly, Nicko returning
>> that damn chicken, Swilson netcopping someone, Stacia being proud
>> of trailer parks, Gurk worshipping the devil, Jaffo campaigning for
>> Hillary, Jay Furr abusing lemurs, and last but not least, you letting
>> kids play on your lawn. Son of Imp.

Yay! oTTo couldn't think of anything I don't do! ... Wait, that's Not Good...

>verse II
>
>Like John not drinking port and Dean being short
>Like Mari being tall and Jeremy not drinking at all
>Like Detroid and Lasagne^H^H^Hmeyer dancing disco
>in a bar, together, in a bar in San Francisco
>Like Wiblur gardening in a three piece suit
>And Madge confessing he does indeed, eat newt
>Like Pacheco not funny
>and Tim Bruening not punny
>Like the Marks are separate entities
>and Bryce, developing power tool feminities
>Like Talysman not musical
>nor Glen's quips not amusH^H^ical
>Like Delaney being rude and Barbara a dude

HEY WASSAMATTA YOU! YOU IN-SIN-U-ATIN' I'M SOME KINDA _nice_ GUY? HUH? IS DAT
WAT YOUSE ARE SAYING HERE?

Cuz that would explain why I keep finishing last. IYKWIM...

>Like TimC driving a muscle car and me not a gimp
>Son of Imp
> like Son of Imp.
>
>(Oh like I ever claimed to be a poet.)

_Good enough for rock music_!

> Needs more Plorkwort.

Needs an ARRANGER/COMPOSER, preferably not one using a PS2 controller!

Dave
--
\/David DeLaney posting from "It's not the pot that grows the flower
It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone to see
Love is all it takes to make a family" - R&P. VISUALIZE HAPPYNET VRbeable<BLINK>
http://www.vic.com/~dbd/ - net.legends FAQ & Magic / I WUV you in all CAPS! --K.

On 22 May 2006 22:34:53 -0400, David DeLaney wrote:

>dogsnus > wrote:
>>"Otto Bahn" > wrote in
>>> Or me teaching abstinence, lots42 recycling comics, Tyrone Nation
>>> being optimistic, Leo using correct punctuation, Pete posting prose,
>>> Mark South exploiting women, Paula praising her ex, Zixia blinking,
>>> Rose Marie not taking drugs, Plorkwort being ugly, Nicko returning
>>> that damn chicken, Swilson netcopping someone, Stacia being proud
>>> of trailer parks, Gurk worshipping the devil, Jaffo campaigning for
>>> Hillary, Jay Furr abusing lemurs, and last but not least, you letting
>>> kids play on your lawn. Son of Imp.
>
>Yay! oTTo couldn't think of anything I don't do! ... Wait, that's Not Good...

Y'know, I tried to think up something about you without playing Magic:
The Gathering, but it felt clumsy.

>>verse II
>>
>>Like John not drinking port and Dean being short
>>Like Mari being tall and Jeremy not drinking at all
>>Like Detroid and Lasagne^H^H^Hmeyer dancing disco
>>in a bar, together, in a bar in San Francisco
>>Like Wiblur gardening in a three piece suit
>>And Madge confessing he does indeed, eat newt
>>Like Pacheco not funny
>>and Tim Bruening not punny
>>Like the Marks are separate entities
>>and Bryce, developing power tool feminities
>>Like Talysman not musical
>>nor Glen's quips not amusH^H^ical
>>Like Delaney being rude and Barbara a dude
>
>HEY WASSAMATTA YOU! YOU IN-SIN-U-ATIN' I'M SOME KINDA _nice_ GUY? HUH? IS DAT
>WAT YOUSE ARE SAYING HERE?
>
>Cuz that would explain why I keep finishing last. IYKWIM...
>
>>Like TimC driving a muscle car and me not a gimp
>>Son of Imp
>> like Son of Imp.
>>
>>(Oh like I ever claimed to be a poet.)
>
>_Good enough for rock music_!
>
>> Needs more Plorkwort.
>
>Needs an ARRANGER/COMPOSER, preferably not one using a PS2 controller!

Longfellow!

--
Chris McG.
Harming humanity since 1951.
"What do you expect from a bunch of kiwi smoking sheep herders?" --
oTTo



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"David DeLaney" > wrote

>>> Or me teaching abstinence, lots42 recycling comics, Tyrone Nation
>>> being optimistic, Leo using correct punctuation, Pete posting prose,
>>> Mark South exploiting women, Paula praising her ex, Zixia blinking,
>>> Rose Marie not taking drugs, Plorkwort being ugly, Nicko returning
>>> that damn chicken, Swilson netcopping someone, Stacia being proud
>>> of trailer parks, Gurk worshipping the devil, Jaffo campaigning for
>>> Hillary, Jay Furr abusing lemurs, and last but not least, you letting
>>> kids play on your lawn. Son of Imp.
>
> Yay! oTTo couldn't think of anything I don't do! ... Wait, that's Not Good...

....Dave Delaney waging war,...

>>verse II
>>
>>Like John not drinking port and Dean being short
>>Like Mari being tall and Jeremy not drinking at all
>>Like Detroid and Lasagne^H^H^Hmeyer dancing disco
>>in a bar, together, in a bar in San Francisco
>>Like Wiblur gardening in a three piece suit
>>And Madge confessing he does indeed, eat newt
>>Like Pacheco not funny
>>and Tim Bruening not punny
>>Like the Marks are separate entities
>>and Bryce, developing power tool feminities
>>Like Talysman not musical
>>nor Glen's quips not amusH^H^ical
>>Like Delaney being rude and Barbara a dude
>
> HEY WASSAMATTA YOU! YOU IN-SIN-U-ATIN' I'M SOME KINDA _nice_ GUY? HUH? IS DAT
> WAT YOUSE ARE SAYING HERE?
>
> Cuz that would explain why I keep finishing last. IYKWIM...

Great. Now I need to wash my mind out with brillo.

>>Like TimC driving a muscle car and me not a gimp
>>Son of Imp
>> like Son of Imp.
>>
>>(Oh like I ever claimed to be a poet.)
>
> _Good enough for rock music_!

IBC! IBC! IBC!

>> Needs more Plorkwort.

Goes without saying.

--oTTo--

Chris McGonnell > wrote:
>On 22 May 2006 22:34:53 -0400, David DeLaney wrote:
>>Yay! oTTo couldn't think of anything I don't do! ... Wait, that's Not Good...
>
>Y'know, I tried to think up something about you without playing Magic:
>The Gathering, but it felt clumsy.

It feels clumsy in real life too - even though I didn't really ever -play-
much the last few years, I'm at the point where I'm not doing the collecting
any more either. (And I stopped being their netrep in January, but am confusing
the issue by still happily answering questions in detail on the newsgroup.
Fear not, I am still Versus-involved.)

I also haven't done barbershop chorus, or other chorus, or bridge in Quite
a While, but now do sudoku semi-religiously. No longer collecting Ellery
Queen's Mystery Magazine but haven't got rid of the collection; no longer
collecting comics for quite a while now, and -did- get rid of the collection
for far too small a monetary compensation. Wah. Nobody -makes- Heresy cards
any more. Etc etc.

>>> Needs more Plorkwort.
>>
>>Needs an ARRANGER/COMPOSER, preferably not one using a PS2 controller!
>
>Longfellow!

Okay, preferably not one using a PS2 controller FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!

Dave "cuz you KNOW they've had centuries, in Heaven, to get addicted to
our current games and the ones we don't know about yet - that's why people
can be confident that the PS3 isn't going anywhere at that price, right?"
DeLaney
--
\/David DeLaney posting from "It's not the pot that grows the flower
It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone to see
Love is all it takes to make a family" - R&P. VISUALIZE HAPPYNET VRbeable<BLINK>
http://www.vic.com/~dbd/ - net.legends FAQ & Magic / I WUV you in all CAPS! --K.

Otto Bahn > wrote:
>"David DeLaney" > wrote
>> Yay! oTTo couldn't think of anything I don't do! ... Wait, that's Not Good...
>
>...Dave Delaney waging war,...

A hit! A most palpable hit! Ow!

>> Cuz that would explain why I keep finishing last. IYKWIM...
>
>Great. Now I need to wash my mind out with brillo.

My work here she is done. Until the next time I need to work. AITYD.

Dave "I play the games to -play- them, because once you win one you're done
playing" DeLaney
--
\/David DeLaney posting from "It's not the pot that grows the flower
It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone to see
Love is all it takes to make a family" - R&P. VISUALIZE HAPPYNET VRbeable<BLINK>
http://www.vic.com/~dbd/ - net.legends FAQ & Magic / I WUV you in all CAPS! --K.

"David DeLaney" > wrote

>>> Cuz that would explain why I keep finishing last. IYKWIM...
>>
>>Great. Now I need to wash my mind out with brillo.
>
> My work here she is done. Until the next time I need to work. AITYD.

<Italian>

Dave Delaneyo: Male Gigolo

</Italian>

--oTTo--

If you want to get laid </Japanese>