Pets waste natural resources and precious food while children
in Africa starve. It takes 7 pounds of grain, 40 gallons of
water, and two gallons of gasoline to deliver a pound of Alpo
to Fido. Can you say global warming? Not only that, but pets
produce CO2 just by breathing, and indirectly produce it via
visits to the vet. Toss in all the pet accessories and you
have even more wasted natural resources, plus they put fecal
coliform bacteria in the watershed.

Hello? What more do you need to eat your pet? Global warming,
clean, available water, and starving children aren't enough?
For every pound of Fido you eat, that's one less pound of cow
and that much less gasoline turning into CO2. And pets tend
to be a lot leaner than cows.

So don't be selfish, do the right thing: Eat your pets. Asians
have been doing it for eons -- do your part.

--Tedward

In article >, Edward M. Kennedy wrote:

> So don't be selfish, do the right thing: Eat your pets. Asians
> have been doing it for eons -- do your part.

Can you please inform me how I can spatchcock my daughters hamster for
a nice BBQ over the weekend? Also what would you suggest for marinade
or should I just put a nice rub on it? <grin>

In article >,
"Edward M. Kennedy" > wrote:

> Pets waste natural resources and precious food while children
> in Africa starve.

If they'd quit breeding children they can't afford to feed, there would
be no starving children.

At least I can spay/neuter my pets...

> It takes 7 pounds of grain, 40 gallons of
> water, and two gallons of gasoline to deliver a pound of Alpo
> to Fido. Can you say global warming? Not only that, but pets
> produce CO2 just by breathing, and indirectly produce it via
> visits to the vet.

So do humans.

> Toss in all the pet accessories and you
> have even more wasted natural resources, plus they put fecal
> coliform bacteria in the watershed.

So do humans.
Should we start eating them too?

>
> Hello? What more do you need to eat your pet? Global warming,
> clean, available water, and starving children aren't enough?
> For every pound of Fido you eat, that's one less pound of cow
> and that much less gasoline turning into CO2. And pets tend
> to be a lot leaner than cows.
>
> So don't be selfish, do the right thing: Eat your pets. Asians
> have been doing it for eons -- do your part.
>
> --Tedward

Wanna be "my pet"? ;-)
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Peace!
Om

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch"
-- Jack Nicholson

"Edward M. Kennedy" > wrote in message
...
> Pets waste natural resources and precious food while children
> in Africa starve. It takes 7 pounds of grain, 40 gallons of
> water, and two gallons of gasoline to deliver a pound of Alpo
> to Fido. Can you say global warming? Not only that, but pets
> produce CO2 just by breathing, and indirectly produce it via
> visits to the vet. Toss in all the pet accessories and you
> have even more wasted natural resources, plus they put fecal
> coliform bacteria in the watershed.
>
> Hello? What more do you need to eat your pet? Global warming,
> clean, available water, and starving children aren't enough?
> For every pound of Fido you eat, that's one less pound of cow
> and that much less gasoline turning into CO2. And pets tend
> to be a lot leaner than cows.
>
> So don't be selfish, do the right thing: Eat your pets. Asians
> have been doing it for eons -- do your part.
>
> --Tedward

You've missed the point here Tedward.

Buy pets that can hunt for themselves and you. That way, no "alpo" is
needed, the animals get excercised and everyone gets fed.

My dog hunts rabbit, hare and deer. We eat well and it's an eco friendly way
to feed the dog and us.

Obligatory afb On Topic stuff: Smoked venison, larded with bacon
fat.....mmmmm

In article 1>,
"Michael \"Dog3\" Lonergan" > wrote:

> "Edward M. Kennedy" >
> :
>
> > Pets waste natural resources and precious food while children
> > in Africa starve. It takes 7 pounds of grain, 40 gallons of
> > water, and two gallons of gasoline to deliver a pound of Alpo
> > to Fido. Can you say global warming? Not only that, but pets
> > produce CO2 just by breathing, and indirectly produce it via
> > visits to the vet. Toss in all the pet accessories and you
> > have even more wasted natural resources, plus they put fecal
> > coliform bacteria in the watershed.
> >
> > Hello? What more do you need to eat your pet? Global warming,
> > clean, available water, and starving children aren't enough?
> > For every pound of Fido you eat, that's one less pound of cow
> > and that much less gasoline turning into CO2. And pets tend
> > to be a lot leaner than cows.
> >
> > So don't be selfish, do the right thing: Eat your pets. Asians
> > have been doing it for eons -- do your part.
> >
> > --Tedward
>
> I'd rather eat my neighbor's brats than my precious pets.
>
> Michael

<snicker>

Shall I post that website yet again?
Sure, why not?

http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/e-...s/butcher.html

Surely a better solution to "the starving children in Africa"...
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Peace!
Om

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch"
-- Jack Nicholson

On Fri, 02 Jun 2006 01:10:01 GMT, "Rick F." > wrote:

>In article >, Edward M. Kennedy wrote:
>
>> So don't be selfish, do the right thing: Eat your pets. Asians
>> have been doing it for eons -- do your part.
>
>Can you please inform me how I can spatchcock my daughters hamster for
>a nice BBQ over the weekend? Also what would you suggest for marinade
>or should I just put a nice rub on it? <grin>

This was a lame, unimaginative troll the first time it was trotted out
in rec.pets.cats or wherever about eleventy-seven years ago. It hasn't
improved with age.

"OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote

>> Pets waste natural resources and precious food while children
>> in Africa starve.
>
> If they'd quit breeding children they can't afford to feed, there would
> be no starving children.

True, but irrelevant.

> At least I can spay/neuter my pets...
>
>> It takes 7 pounds of grain, 40 gallons of
>> water, and two gallons of gasoline to deliver a pound of Alpo
>> to Fido. Can you say global warming? Not only that, but pets
>> produce CO2 just by breathing, and indirectly produce it via
>> visits to the vet.
>
> So do humans.
>
>> Toss in all the pet accessories and you
>> have even more wasted natural resources, plus they put fecal
>> coliform bacteria in the watershed.
>
> So do humans.
> Should we start eating them too?

Nah, I'm not the one arguing we should rob Peter to pay
Paul either.

--Tedward

In article >,
"Edward M. Kennedy" > wrote:

> "OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote
>
> >> Pets waste natural resources and precious food while children
> >> in Africa starve.
> >
> > If they'd quit breeding children they can't afford to feed, there would
> > be no starving children.
>
> True, but irrelevant.
>
> > At least I can spay/neuter my pets...
> >
> >> It takes 7 pounds of grain, 40 gallons of
> >> water, and two gallons of gasoline to deliver a pound of Alpo
> >> to Fido. Can you say global warming? Not only that, but pets
> >> produce CO2 just by breathing, and indirectly produce it via
> >> visits to the vet.
> >
> > So do humans.
> >
> >> Toss in all the pet accessories and you
> >> have even more wasted natural resources, plus they put fecal
> >> coliform bacteria in the watershed.
> >
> > So do humans.
> > Should we start eating them too?
>
> Nah, I'm not the one arguing we should rob Peter to pay
> Paul either.
>
> --Tedward

If the starving children in Africa would eat each other, that problem
would be solved. ;-)
--
Peace!
Om

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch"
-- Jack Nicholson

"OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote

>> >> Pets waste natural resources and precious food while children
>> >> in Africa starve.
>> >
>> > If they'd quit breeding children they can't afford to feed, there would
>> > be no starving children.
>>
>> True, but irrelevant.
>>
>> > At least I can spay/neuter my pets...
>> >
>> >> It takes 7 pounds of grain, 40 gallons of
>> >> water, and two gallons of gasoline to deliver a pound of Alpo
>> >> to Fido. Can you say global warming? Not only that, but pets
>> >> produce CO2 just by breathing, and indirectly produce it via
>> >> visits to the vet.
>> >
>> > So do humans.
>> >
>> >> Toss in all the pet accessories and you
>> >> have even more wasted natural resources, plus they put fecal
>> >> coliform bacteria in the watershed.
>> >
>> > So do humans.
>> > Should we start eating them too?
>>
>> Nah, I'm not the one arguing we should rob Peter to pay
>> Paul either.
>>
>> --Tedward
>
> If the starving children in Africa would eat each other, that problem
> would be solved. ;-)

Bingo! Now we need to figure out a way to put the passenger
trains out of business.

--Tedward

"OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
...
> In article >,
> "Edward M. Kennedy" > wrote:
>
> > "OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote
> >
> > >> Pets waste natural resources and precious food while children
> > >> in Africa starve.
> > >
> > > If they'd quit breeding children they can't afford to feed, there
would
> > > be no starving children.
> >
> > True, but irrelevant.
> >
> > > At least I can spay/neuter my pets...
> > >
> > >> It takes 7 pounds of grain, 40 gallons of
> > >> water, and two gallons of gasoline to deliver a pound of Alpo
> > >> to Fido. Can you say global warming? Not only that, but pets
> > >> produce CO2 just by breathing, and indirectly produce it via
> > >> visits to the vet.
> > >
> > > So do humans.
> > >
> > >> Toss in all the pet accessories and you
> > >> have even more wasted natural resources, plus they put fecal
> > >> coliform bacteria in the watershed.
> > >
> > > So do humans.
> > > Should we start eating them too?
> >
> > Nah, I'm not the one arguing we should rob Peter to pay
> > Paul either.
> >
> > --Tedward
>
> If the starving children in Africa would eat each other, that problem
> would be solved. ;-)
> --

See, this is why a woman should be President!



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In article >,
"cybercat" > wrote:

>
> "OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
> ...
> > In article >,
> > "Edward M. Kennedy" > wrote:
> >
> > > "OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote
> > >
> > > >> Pets waste natural resources and precious food while children
> > > >> in Africa starve.
> > > >
> > > > If they'd quit breeding children they can't afford to feed, there
> would
> > > > be no starving children.
> > >
> > > True, but irrelevant.
> > >
> > > > At least I can spay/neuter my pets...
> > > >
> > > >> It takes 7 pounds of grain, 40 gallons of
> > > >> water, and two gallons of gasoline to deliver a pound of Alpo
> > > >> to Fido. Can you say global warming? Not only that, but pets
> > > >> produce CO2 just by breathing, and indirectly produce it via
> > > >> visits to the vet.
> > > >
> > > > So do humans.
> > > >
> > > >> Toss in all the pet accessories and you
> > > >> have even more wasted natural resources, plus they put fecal
> > > >> coliform bacteria in the watershed.
> > > >
> > > > So do humans.
> > > > Should we start eating them too?
> > >
> > > Nah, I'm not the one arguing we should rob Peter to pay
> > > Paul either.
> > >
> > > --Tedward
> >
> > If the starving children in Africa would eat each other, that problem
> > would be solved. ;-)
> > --
>
> See, this is why a woman should be President!
>

Heard on the radio this morning that certain parties are trying to get
Ms. Rice to run on the Republican ticket.

Want to bet that H. Clinton would run on the demo' party if this comes
true?
--
Peace!
Om

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch"
-- Jack Nicholson

On Thu, 1 Jun 2006 18:46:29 -0400, "Edward M. Kennedy"
> wrote:

>Pets waste natural resources and precious food while children
>in Africa starve. It takes 7 pounds of grain, 40 gallons of
>water, and two gallons of gasoline to deliver a pound of Alpo
>to Fido. Can you say global warming? Not only that, but pets
>produce CO2 just by breathing, and indirectly produce it via
>visits to the vet. Toss in all the pet accessories and you
>have even more wasted natural resources, plus they put fecal
>coliform bacteria in the watershed.
>
>Hello? What more do you need to eat your pet? Global warming,
>clean, available water, and starving children aren't enough?
>For every pound of Fido you eat, that's one less pound of cow
>and that much less gasoline turning into CO2. And pets tend
>to be a lot leaner than cows.
>
>So don't be selfish, do the right thing: Eat your pets. Asians
>have been doing it for eons -- do your part.
>
>--Tedward
>


For that matter - do yourself and trim the gene pool.


jim

Michael "Dog3" Lonergan wrote:
> "Edward M. Kennedy" >
> :
>
>> Pets waste natural resources and precious food while children
>> in Africa starve. It takes 7 pounds of grain, 40 gallons of
>> water, and two gallons of gasoline to deliver a pound of Alpo
>> to Fido. Can you say global warming? Not only that, but pets
>> produce CO2 just by breathing, and indirectly produce it via
>> visits to the vet. Toss in all the pet accessories and you
>> have even more wasted natural resources, plus they put fecal
>> coliform bacteria in the watershed.
>>
>> Hello? What more do you need to eat your pet? Global warming,
>> clean, available water, and starving children aren't enough?
>> For every pound of Fido you eat, that's one less pound of cow
>> and that much less gasoline turning into CO2. And pets tend
>> to be a lot leaner than cows.
>>
>> So don't be selfish, do the right thing: Eat your pets. Asians
>> have been doing it for eons -- do your part.
>>
>> --Tedward
>
> I'd rather eat my neighbor's brats than my precious pets.
>
> Michael

Is that what you cannibals consider veal?
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