> wrote in message
...
> I was Kicked Out of Thanksgiving Dinner
>
> I was invited by some of my relatives yesterday for Thanksgiving.
> During dinner they kept sipping their wine and I sipped some coffee
> instead. After they finished the first bottle of wine, they opened
> another. That's when I started telling them how they were turning
> into alcoholics. Everytime they poured another glass of the poison, I
> would say "Hi, my name is Greg and I am an alcoholic. Would any of
> you like to admit you are an alcoholic and address the table with your
> reason for drinking"?

I'll bet you're a vegetarian, too.

On Sat, 29 Nov 2003 00:38:31 GMT, "Lew Bryson"
> wrote:

> wrote in message
.. .
>> I was Kicked Out of Thanksgiving Dinner
>>
>> I was invited by some of my relatives yesterday for Thanksgiving.
>> During dinner they kept sipping their wine and I sipped some coffee
>> instead. After they finished the first bottle of wine, they opened
>> another. That's when I started telling them how they were turning
>> into alcoholics. Everytime they poured another glass of the poison, I
>> would say "Hi, my name is Greg and I am an alcoholic. Would any of
>> you like to admit you are an alcoholic and address the table with your
>> reason for drinking"?
>
>I'll bet you're a vegetarian, too.

I'll bet he's an asshole, too.


Phil

Phil > nattered on
m:

> On Sat, 29 Nov 2003 00:38:31 GMT, "Lew Bryson"
> > wrote:
>
> wrote in message
. ..
>>> I was Kicked Out of Thanksgiving Dinner
>>>
>>> I was invited by some of my relatives yesterday for Thanksgiving.
>>> During dinner they kept sipping their wine and I sipped some coffee
>>> instead. After they finished the first bottle of wine, they opened
>>> another. That's when I started telling them how they were turning
>>> into alcoholics. Everytime they poured another glass of the poison, I
>>> would say "Hi, my name is Greg and I am an alcoholic. Would any of
>>> you like to admit you are an alcoholic and address the table with your
>>> reason for drinking"?
>>
>>I'll bet you're a vegetarian, too.
>
> I'll bet he's an asshole, too.

Vegetarian, asshole, two words, one meaning.

On Sat, 29 Nov 2003 16:00:50 GMT, "Bryan J. Maloney"
> wrote:

>Phil > nattered on
om:
>
>> On Sat, 29 Nov 2003 00:38:31 GMT, "Lew Bryson"
>> > wrote:
>>
> wrote in message
...
>>>> I was Kicked Out of Thanksgiving Dinner
>>>>
>>>> I was invited by some of my relatives yesterday for Thanksgiving.
>>>> During dinner they kept sipping their wine and I sipped some coffee
>>>> instead. After they finished the first bottle of wine, they opened
>>>> another. That's when I started telling them how they were turning
>>>> into alcoholics. Everytime they poured another glass of the poison, I
>>>> would say "Hi, my name is Greg and I am an alcoholic. Would any of
>>>> you like to admit you are an alcoholic and address the table with your
>>>> reason for drinking"?
>>>
>>>I'll bet you're a vegetarian, too.
>>
>> I'll bet he's an asshole, too.
>
>Vegetarian, asshole, two words, one meaning.

I have no problem eating Thanksgiving dinner with a vegetarian.

More turkey for me.


Phil

"Bryan J. Maloney" > wrote in message . 193.32>...
> >>I'll bet you're a vegetarian, too.
> >
> > I'll bet he's an asshole, too.
>
> Vegetarian, asshole, two words, one meaning.

Right, because if someone has different habits (or tastes) than you,
they must be assholes....

(TitanTim) nattered on
le.com:

> "Bryan J. Maloney" > wrote in message
> . 193.32>...
>> >>I'll bet you're a vegetarian, too.
>> >
>> > I'll bet he's an asshole, too.
>>
>> Vegetarian, asshole, two words, one meaning.
>
> Right, because if someone has different habits (or tastes) than you,
> they must be assholes....
>

Or, at the very least, they're quite the stuffed shirt.

"Bryan J. Maloney" > writes:

(TitanTim) nattered on
gle.com:

>> "Bryan J. Maloney" > wrote in message
>> . 193.32>...
>>> >>I'll bet you're a vegetarian, too.
>>> >
>>> > I'll bet he's an asshole, too.

>>> Vegetarian, asshole, two words, one meaning.

>> Right, because if someone has different habits (or tastes) than you,
>> they must be assholes....


>Or, at the very least, they're quite the stuffed shirt.


GAH!

They really oughta put some kind of circuit breaker
on those irony meters. I can't afford to keep replacing
them at this rate.

--
Joe Bay Cancer Biology www.stanford.edu/~jmbay/
"We are all lying in the gutter, but some of us BLEAAAAGHH, AARGGH HRRRRRRRK"
--Oscar Wilde
Putting the "harm" in molecular pharmacology since 1998.

"Phil" > wrote in message
...

> I'll bet he's an asshole, too.

I'll bet he's also one very successful troll. How's that hook feeling?

-Steve

"Lew Bryson" > wrote in message om>...
> bullshit snipped

Troll post. Either that or you're a complete ******.

"FredG" > wrote in message
> "Lew Bryson" > wrote in message
om>...
> > bullshit snipped
>
> Troll post. Either that or you're a complete ******.

Hey, it wasn't MY troll post. And if I decide to respond to a troll post
with a brief response, that's my lookout. And the troll post sucked.

ObBeer: visited two new brewpubs yesterday. Marzoni's, in Duncansville, PA,
was open 9 days, beer was quite good, with a very aggressive APA and AIPA, a
surprisingly good amber lager, and a weirdly light-colored but good-tasting
stout. Johnstown Brewing in (duh) Johnstown, PA, has been brewing about
three months now, food was great, service was slow and disinterested, beer
was all clean but not real aggressive. I understand they're deliberately
aiming low at this point to bring this relatively beer-virginal population
along slowly. Two good places.

--
Lew Bryson

www.LewBryson.com
Author of "New York Breweries" and "Pennsylvania Breweries," 2nd ed., both
available at <www.amazon.com>
The Hotmail address on this post is for newsgroups only: I don't check it,
or respond to it. Spam away.

This is exactly the type of pencil-necked-geek who could benefit from
a swift baseball bat to the back of the head!