It would be much more fun if the earth was a beer-planet with 70% of
its surface made of beer.

Just imagine swimming in beer lakes and drinking from beer rivers.

You wouldn´t drown in boring water, but in excellent-tasting beer.A
much better death.

Of course, there could be some wine, mead, rum, champagner, vodka or
whiskey lakes for the others, too, but beer is the most important.

I hope somewhere in space, scientists will find a beer planet.This
would be motivation enough to build a spaceship ...

> Just imagine swimming in beer lakes and drinking from beer rivers.

And with every sip you'd be drinking some schmucks pee.

Cheers!

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"Todd Alström" > wrote in news:w0Lcc.1759
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>> Just imagine swimming in beer lakes and drinking from beer rivers.
>
> And with every sip you'd be drinking some schmucks pee.

To use the obligatory joke, so that'd mean the lakes would be full of
Bud?
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(Hank Higgens) wrote in message . com>...
> It would be much more fun if the earth was a beer-planet with 70% of
> its surface made of beer.
>
> Just imagine swimming in beer lakes and drinking from beer rivers.
>
> You wouldn´t drown in boring water, but in excellent-tasting beer.A
> much better death.
>
> Of course, there could be some wine, mead, rum, champagner, vodka or
> whiskey lakes for the others, too, but beer is the most important.
>
> I hope somewhere in space, scientists will find a beer planet.This
> would be motivation enough to build a spaceship ...

The only problem is that the indigineuous people of this planet would
be going to great lengths to "brew" plain water from their beer, as
plain water gives them a great buzz.

_Randal

Wow. bad news there. haha

On Wed, 07 Apr 2004 03:59:24 GMT, "Todd Alström"
> wrote:

>> Just imagine swimming in beer lakes and drinking from beer rivers.
>
>And with every sip you'd be drinking some schmucks pee.
>
>Cheers!
>
>--
>Todd Alström
>Co-founder, BeerAdvocate.com
>http://beeradvocate.com - Join the Beer Revolution!
>--
>BeerAdvocate.com Art of Beer Fest
>May 8, 2004 - The Cyclorama @ The Boston Center for the Arts
>http://beeradvocate.com/fests/

So your not doing that now?

Jon

"Todd Alström" > wrote in message
...
> > Just imagine swimming in beer lakes and drinking from beer rivers.
>
> And with every sip you'd be drinking some schmucks pee.
>
> Cheers!
>
> --
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> --
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> --
>
>

Hank Higgens wrote:
> It would be much more fun if the earth was a beer-planet with 70% of
> its surface made of beer.

Clean beer? How would the fish survive? Also, what good would it be if the
entire world were covered with only one type of beer? I'm an IPA drinker.
Would I have to get my suds from the Indian Ocean?

"Todd Alström" > wrote in message
...
> > Just imagine swimming in beer lakes and drinking from beer rivers.
>
> And with every sip you'd be drinking some schmucks pee.

That's why all the western NY folks who live near the Genesee River say of
local regional brewery High Falls (brewers of the Genesee beers) "There's a
little bit of me in every Genesee."

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