God wants you to drink WINE, not beer, or you'll go to HELL !!!

"Hans-Marc Olsen" > wrote in message
m...
> God wants you to drink WINE, not beer, or you'll go to HELL !!!

I'll go happily. Wine makes me pUke...

-'dreas

"Hans-Marc Olsen" > wrote in message
m...
> God wants you to drink WINE, not beer, or you'll go to HELL !!!

That's just because God found turning water into beer too difficult. He can
be pretty petulant when things don't turn out. ;-)

Brian

Brian Lundeen > wrote:
>"Hans-Marc Olsen" > wrote in message
om...
>> God wants you to drink WINE, not beer, or you'll go to HELL !!!
>
>That's just because God found turning water into beer too difficult. He can
>be pretty petulant when things don't turn out. ;-)

I actually read one account where they think the Bible
was mistranslated (heaven forbid!). When Jesus turned water
to "wine" at that wedding feast in Cana it was actually beer.
--
Joel Plutchak "Eat everything. Have fun." - Julia Child.
plutchak at [...]

"Hans-Marc Olsen" > wrote in message
> God wants you to drink WINE, not beer, or you'll go to HELL !!!

"Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging." That leaves only beer to get a
sanctified toot on. I think you must be reading the wrong texts, junior;
actually, I'm pretty damned sure of it.

--
Lew Bryson

"GOOD or SHITE?" -- Michael Jackson, "Thriller", 1982
www.lewbryson.com

"Hans-Marc Olsen" > wrote in message
> God wants you to drink WINE, not beer, or you'll go to HELL !!!

"Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging." That leaves only beer to get a
sanctified toot on. I think you must be reading the wrong texts, junior;
actually, I'm pretty damned sure of it.

--
Lew Bryson

"GOOD or SHITE?" -- Michael Jackson, "Thriller", 1982
www.lewbryson.com

Lew Bryson wrote:

> "Hans-Marc Olsen" > wrote in message
>
>>God wants you to drink WINE, not beer, or you'll go to HELL !!!
>
>
> "Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging." That leaves only beer to get a
> sanctified toot on. I think you must be reading the wrong texts, junior;
> actually, I'm pretty damned sure of it.
>
> --
> Lew Bryson
>
> "GOOD or SHITE?" -- Michael Jackson, "Thriller", 1982
> www.lewbryson.com
>

And just in case anyone thinks there is no mention of beer in the Old
Testament, behold:

Numbers 21:16
And from thence they went to Beer: that is the well whereof the LORD
spake unto Moses, Gather the people together, and I will give them water.

Judges 9:21
And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for
fear of Abimelech his brother.


Notice the capitalization of Beer. I think that speaks for itself.

--
Bruce Weaver

www.angelfire.com/wv/bwhomedir

"Bruce Weaver" > wrote in message
news:3077fjF2tmotsU1@uni-
> Numbers 21:16
> And from thence they went to Beer: that is the well whereof the LORD
> spake unto Moses, Gather the people together, and I will give them water.

I'll just bet he will! Sign me up for regular deliveries of water from the
well of Beer!

--
Lew Bryson

www.LewBryson.com
Author of "New York Breweries" and "Pennsylvania Breweries," 2nd ed., both
available at <www.amazon.com>
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"Bruce Weaver" > wrote in message
news:3077fjF2tmotsU1@uni-
> Numbers 21:16
> And from thence they went to Beer: that is the well whereof the LORD
> spake unto Moses, Gather the people together, and I will give them water.

I'll just bet he will! Sign me up for regular deliveries of water from the
well of Beer!

--
Lew Bryson

www.LewBryson.com
Author of "New York Breweries" and "Pennsylvania Breweries," 2nd ed., both
available at <www.amazon.com>
The Hotmail address on this post is for newsgroups only: I don't check it,
or respond to it. Spam away.

(Hans-Marc Olsen) wrote:
> God wants you to drink WINE, not beer, or you'll go to HELL !!!

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
- Benjamin Franklin

You saying Ben was wrong, traitor?
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(Hans-Marc Olsen) wrote in message om>...
> God wants you to drink WINE, not beer, or you'll go to HELL !!!

How about barleywine?

JW

Hans-Marc Olsen wrote:
>
> God wants you to drink WINE, not beer, or you'll go to HELL !!!

In Himmel, gibt's kein Bier. Darum trinken wir es hier.

Or something...

--NPD

(Beer Bat) wrote:
> (Hans-Marc Olsen) wrote:
>> God wants you to drink WINE, not beer, or you'll go to HELL !!!

> How about barleywine?

Good call! God bless barleywine...
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(Beer Bat) wrote:
> (Hans-Marc Olsen) wrote:
>> God wants you to drink WINE, not beer, or you'll go to HELL !!!

> How about barleywine?

Good call! God bless barleywine...
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Russ Perry Jr > wrote in message >...
> (Beer Bat) wrote:
> > (Hans-Marc Olsen) wrote:
> >> God wants you to drink WINE, not beer, or you'll go to HELL !!!
>
> > How about barleywine?
>
> Good call! God bless barleywine...

Agreed!
Thuest whom drinkest of the Barleywine,
shall go first unto heaven!

I shall be at the Toronado Barleywine Fest. in SF the Feb. 2005,
hell or high water!

JW

Russ Perry Jr > wrote in message >...
> (Beer Bat) wrote:
> > (Hans-Marc Olsen) wrote:
> >> God wants you to drink WINE, not beer, or you'll go to HELL !!!
>
> > How about barleywine?
>
> Good call! God bless barleywine...

Agreed!
Thuest whom drinkest of the Barleywine,
shall go first unto heaven!

I shall be at the Toronado Barleywine Fest. in SF the Feb. 2005,
hell or high water!

JW

Bullshit!