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Many men have giant beer bellies ! ! ! ! ! !
Stop drinking beers, or your belly will explode and beer-gremlins will
come out of your remains ! |
Bruno Beam wrote:
> Stop drinking beers, or your belly will explode and beer-gremlins will > come out of your remains ! Cite? |
Bruno Beam wrote:
> Stop drinking beers, or your belly will explode and beer-gremlins will > come out of your remains ! Cite? |
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In article >, > wrote:
>Bruno Beam wrote: >> Stop drinking beers, or your belly will explode and beer-gremlins will >> come out of your remains ! > >Cite? I can't begin to tell you how often it has happened to me. Creates quite a mess, itallyawhat. -- Joel Plutchak "Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes plutchak at [...] your time and it annoys the pig." -anonymous |
"Bruno Beam" > wrote in message om... > Stop drinking beers, or your belly will explode and beer-gremlins will > come out of your remains ! After many many years of drinking lots of beers, I have a bit of a belly that's nice, soft, hairy, and well-rounded but not too saggy. There is no evidence that it will explode or spawn critters anytime soon, but I'm wondering if there's a quick and effective method for inhibiting the thick and deadly farts that come out the other end. I keep smelling worse and worse. I have no friends, but I still enjoy my beer a lot... After much experimenting, I have found German and Dutch beers to smell the worst after the digestion process, and the effect is easily augmented with some yummy spicy Mexican food. Somehow or other, Mexican beer and German food seem to do the same thing... If they ever invent a fartless beer that tastes as good as the European stuff I'm accustomed to enjoying, I wish someone will tell me about it, and where I can get some close to where I live... Thanks in advance, -'dreas |
"Bruno Beam" > wrote in message om... > Stop drinking beers, or your belly will explode and beer-gremlins will > come out of your remains ! After many many years of drinking lots of beers, I have a bit of a belly that's nice, soft, hairy, and well-rounded but not too saggy. There is no evidence that it will explode or spawn critters anytime soon, but I'm wondering if there's a quick and effective method for inhibiting the thick and deadly farts that come out the other end. I keep smelling worse and worse. I have no friends, but I still enjoy my beer a lot... After much experimenting, I have found German and Dutch beers to smell the worst after the digestion process, and the effect is easily augmented with some yummy spicy Mexican food. Somehow or other, Mexican beer and German food seem to do the same thing... If they ever invent a fartless beer that tastes as good as the European stuff I'm accustomed to enjoying, I wish someone will tell me about it, and where I can get some close to where I live... Thanks in advance, -'dreas |
dreas ) wrote:
: : After much experimenting, I have found German and Dutch beers to : smell the worst after the digestion process, and the effect is easily : augmented with some yummy spicy Mexican food. Somehow or : other, Mexican beer and German food seem to do the same thing... : : If they ever invent a fartless beer that tastes as good as the European : stuff I'm accustomed to enjoying, I wish someone will tell me about : it, and where I can get some close to where I live... If you are really serious about this I suugest you go to a drug store and get some "Beano" -- chew up three or four of 'em before you get into a session. The stuff actually works pretty well. I, for one, enjoy farting way too much to use Beano regularly but if, say, I'm going to spend the late afternoon drinking beer and eating bok-choy and then planning to go to a theatre that night I'm not averse to a little prevention. -- Bill reply to sirwill1 AT same domain as above |
dreas ) wrote:
: : After much experimenting, I have found German and Dutch beers to : smell the worst after the digestion process, and the effect is easily : augmented with some yummy spicy Mexican food. Somehow or : other, Mexican beer and German food seem to do the same thing... : : If they ever invent a fartless beer that tastes as good as the European : stuff I'm accustomed to enjoying, I wish someone will tell me about : it, and where I can get some close to where I live... If you are really serious about this I suugest you go to a drug store and get some "Beano" -- chew up three or four of 'em before you get into a session. The stuff actually works pretty well. I, for one, enjoy farting way too much to use Beano regularly but if, say, I'm going to spend the late afternoon drinking beer and eating bok-choy and then planning to go to a theatre that night I'm not averse to a little prevention. -- Bill reply to sirwill1 AT same domain as above |
dreas ) wrote:
: : After much experimenting, I have found German and Dutch beers to : smell the worst after the digestion process, and the effect is easily : augmented with some yummy spicy Mexican food. Somehow or : other, Mexican beer and German food seem to do the same thing... : : If they ever invent a fartless beer that tastes as good as the European : stuff I'm accustomed to enjoying, I wish someone will tell me about : it, and where I can get some close to where I live... If you are really serious about this I suugest you go to a drug store and get some "Beano" -- chew up three or four of 'em before you get into a session. The stuff actually works pretty well. I, for one, enjoy farting way too much to use Beano regularly but if, say, I'm going to spend the late afternoon drinking beer and eating bok-choy and then planning to go to a theatre that night I'm not averse to a little prevention. -- Bill reply to sirwill1 AT same domain as above |
plutchak AT see.headers (Joel) wrote:
> Creates quite a mess, itallyawhat. Guys, take out "scot.tld" from the list when you reply to this troll, or otherwise, respond to that group with something very odd and dada instead of a real reply. Those silly trolls... PS - Bill, I'm on the AleSmith Grand Cru tonight... I think I liked the Wee Heavy better, but they're both very nice. Whee! -- //*================================================= ===============++ || Russ Perry Jr 2175 S Tonne Dr #114 Arlington Hts IL 60005 || || 847-952-9729 [NEW!] VIDEOGAME COLLECTOR! || ++================================================ ================*// |
plutchak AT see.headers (Joel) wrote:
> Creates quite a mess, itallyawhat. Guys, take out "scot.tld" from the list when you reply to this troll, or otherwise, respond to that group with something very odd and dada instead of a real reply. Those silly trolls... PS - Bill, I'm on the AleSmith Grand Cru tonight... I think I liked the Wee Heavy better, but they're both very nice. Whee! -- //*================================================= ===============++ || Russ Perry Jr 2175 S Tonne Dr #114 Arlington Hts IL 60005 || || 847-952-9729 [NEW!] VIDEOGAME COLLECTOR! || ++================================================ ================*// |
"Bill Benzel" > wrote in message ... > dreas ) wrote: > : > : After much experimenting, I have found German and Dutch beers to > : smell the worst after the digestion process, and the effect is easily > : augmented with some yummy spicy Mexican food. Somehow or > : other, Mexican beer and German food seem to do the same thing... > : > : If they ever invent a fartless beer that tastes as good as the European > : stuff I'm accustomed to enjoying, I wish someone will tell me about > : it, and where I can get some close to where I live... > > If you are really serious about this I suugest you go to a drug store and > get some "Beano" -- chew up three or four of 'em before you get into a > session. The stuff actually works pretty well. I was being a little more satirical than serious. Guess it worked... > I, for one, enjoy farting way too much to use Beano regularly but if, say, > I'm going to spend the late afternoon drinking beer and eating bok-choy > and then planning to go to a theatre that night I'm not averse to a little > prevention. Farting is certainly enjoyable. I drive a taxi and often get the, "Why does your cab smell funny?" and "It smells like shit in here!" reactions. I try to vent it by driving around with the windows open, and I keep a bottle of new car smell spray in case it gets really extreme... -'dreas |
"Bill Benzel" > wrote in message ... > dreas ) wrote: > : > : After much experimenting, I have found German and Dutch beers to > : smell the worst after the digestion process, and the effect is easily > : augmented with some yummy spicy Mexican food. Somehow or > : other, Mexican beer and German food seem to do the same thing... > : > : If they ever invent a fartless beer that tastes as good as the European > : stuff I'm accustomed to enjoying, I wish someone will tell me about > : it, and where I can get some close to where I live... > > If you are really serious about this I suugest you go to a drug store and > get some "Beano" -- chew up three or four of 'em before you get into a > session. The stuff actually works pretty well. I was being a little more satirical than serious. Guess it worked... > I, for one, enjoy farting way too much to use Beano regularly but if, say, > I'm going to spend the late afternoon drinking beer and eating bok-choy > and then planning to go to a theatre that night I'm not averse to a little > prevention. Farting is certainly enjoyable. I drive a taxi and often get the, "Why does your cab smell funny?" and "It smells like shit in here!" reactions. I try to vent it by driving around with the windows open, and I keep a bottle of new car smell spray in case it gets really extreme... -'dreas |
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