Stop drinking beers, or your belly will explode and beer-gremlins will
come out of your remains !

Bruno Beam wrote:

> Stop drinking beers, or your belly will explode and beer-gremlins will
> come out of your remains !

Cite?

wrote:
> [stuff]

Please... do *NOT* feed this troll. Look at the cross-posting.
Look at the junk the fool has put across bunches of newsgroups.
Just say no.
--
dgs

In article >, > wrote:
>Bruno Beam wrote:
>> Stop drinking beers, or your belly will explode and beer-gremlins will
>> come out of your remains !
>
>Cite?

I can't begin to tell you how often it has happened to
me. Creates quite a mess, itallyawhat.
--
Joel Plutchak "Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes
plutchak at [...] your time and it annoys the pig." -anonymous

plutchak AT see.headers (Joel) wrote:
> Creates quite a mess, itallyawhat.

Guys, take out "scot.tld" from the list when you reply to this troll,
or otherwise, respond to that group with something very odd and dada
instead of a real reply. Those silly trolls...

PS - Bill, I'm on the AleSmith Grand Cru tonight... I think I liked
the Wee Heavy better, but they're both very nice. Whee!
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plutchak AT see.headers (Joel) wrote:
> Creates quite a mess, itallyawhat.

Guys, take out "scot.tld" from the list when you reply to this troll,
or otherwise, respond to that group with something very odd and dada
instead of a real reply. Those silly trolls...

PS - Bill, I'm on the AleSmith Grand Cru tonight... I think I liked
the Wee Heavy better, but they're both very nice. Whee!
--
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|| Russ Perry Jr 2175 S Tonne Dr #114 Arlington Hts IL 60005 ||
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"Bruno Beam" > wrote in message
om...
> Stop drinking beers, or your belly will explode and beer-gremlins will
> come out of your remains !

After many many years of drinking lots of beers, I have a bit of a belly
that's nice, soft, hairy, and well-rounded but not too saggy. There is no
evidence that it will explode or spawn critters anytime soon, but I'm
wondering if there's a quick and effective method for inhibiting the thick
and deadly farts that come out the other end. I keep smelling worse
and worse. I have no friends, but I still enjoy my beer a lot...

After much experimenting, I have found German and Dutch beers to
smell the worst after the digestion process, and the effect is easily
augmented with some yummy spicy Mexican food. Somehow or
other, Mexican beer and German food seem to do the same thing...

If they ever invent a fartless beer that tastes as good as the European
stuff I'm accustomed to enjoying, I wish someone will tell me about
it, and where I can get some close to where I live...

Thanks in advance,

-'dreas

dreas ) wrote:
:
: After much experimenting, I have found German and Dutch beers to
: smell the worst after the digestion process, and the effect is easily
: augmented with some yummy spicy Mexican food. Somehow or
: other, Mexican beer and German food seem to do the same thing...
:
: If they ever invent a fartless beer that tastes as good as the European
: stuff I'm accustomed to enjoying, I wish someone will tell me about
: it, and where I can get some close to where I live...

If you are really serious about this I suugest you go to a drug store and
get some "Beano" -- chew up three or four of 'em before you get into a
session. The stuff actually works pretty well.

I, for one, enjoy farting way too much to use Beano regularly but if, say,
I'm going to spend the late afternoon drinking beer and eating bok-choy
and then planning to go to a theatre that night I'm not averse to a little
prevention.

--
Bill

reply to sirwill1 AT same domain as above

"Bill Benzel" > wrote in message
...
> dreas ) wrote:
> :
> : After much experimenting, I have found German and Dutch beers to
> : smell the worst after the digestion process, and the effect is easily
> : augmented with some yummy spicy Mexican food. Somehow or
> : other, Mexican beer and German food seem to do the same thing...
> :
> : If they ever invent a fartless beer that tastes as good as the European
> : stuff I'm accustomed to enjoying, I wish someone will tell me about
> : it, and where I can get some close to where I live...
>
> If you are really serious about this I suugest you go to a drug store and
> get some "Beano" -- chew up three or four of 'em before you get into a
> session. The stuff actually works pretty well.

I was being a little more satirical than serious. Guess it worked...

> I, for one, enjoy farting way too much to use Beano regularly but if, say,
> I'm going to spend the late afternoon drinking beer and eating bok-choy
> and then planning to go to a theatre that night I'm not averse to a little
> prevention.

Farting is certainly enjoyable. I drive a taxi and often get the, "Why does
your cab smell funny?" and "It smells like shit in here!" reactions. I try
to
vent it by driving around with the windows open, and I keep a bottle of
new car smell spray in case it gets really extreme...

-'dreas

"Bill Benzel" > wrote in message
...
> dreas ) wrote:
> :
> : After much experimenting, I have found German and Dutch beers to
> : smell the worst after the digestion process, and the effect is easily
> : augmented with some yummy spicy Mexican food. Somehow or
> : other, Mexican beer and German food seem to do the same thing...
> :
> : If they ever invent a fartless beer that tastes as good as the European
> : stuff I'm accustomed to enjoying, I wish someone will tell me about
> : it, and where I can get some close to where I live...
>
> If you are really serious about this I suugest you go to a drug store and
> get some "Beano" -- chew up three or four of 'em before you get into a
> session. The stuff actually works pretty well.

I was being a little more satirical than serious. Guess it worked...

> I, for one, enjoy farting way too much to use Beano regularly but if, say,
> I'm going to spend the late afternoon drinking beer and eating bok-choy
> and then planning to go to a theatre that night I'm not averse to a little
> prevention.

Farting is certainly enjoyable. I drive a taxi and often get the, "Why does
your cab smell funny?" and "It smells like shit in here!" reactions. I try
to
vent it by driving around with the windows open, and I keep a bottle of
new car smell spray in case it gets really extreme...

-'dreas

dreas ) wrote:
:
: After much experimenting, I have found German and Dutch beers to
: smell the worst after the digestion process, and the effect is easily
: augmented with some yummy spicy Mexican food. Somehow or
: other, Mexican beer and German food seem to do the same thing...
:
: If they ever invent a fartless beer that tastes as good as the European
: stuff I'm accustomed to enjoying, I wish someone will tell me about
: it, and where I can get some close to where I live...

If you are really serious about this I suugest you go to a drug store and
get some "Beano" -- chew up three or four of 'em before you get into a
session. The stuff actually works pretty well.

I, for one, enjoy farting way too much to use Beano regularly but if, say,
I'm going to spend the late afternoon drinking beer and eating bok-choy
and then planning to go to a theatre that night I'm not averse to a little
prevention.

--
Bill

reply to sirwill1 AT same domain as above

dreas ) wrote:
:
: After much experimenting, I have found German and Dutch beers to
: smell the worst after the digestion process, and the effect is easily
: augmented with some yummy spicy Mexican food. Somehow or
: other, Mexican beer and German food seem to do the same thing...
:
: If they ever invent a fartless beer that tastes as good as the European
: stuff I'm accustomed to enjoying, I wish someone will tell me about
: it, and where I can get some close to where I live...

If you are really serious about this I suugest you go to a drug store and
get some "Beano" -- chew up three or four of 'em before you get into a
session. The stuff actually works pretty well.

I, for one, enjoy farting way too much to use Beano regularly but if, say,
I'm going to spend the late afternoon drinking beer and eating bok-choy
and then planning to go to a theatre that night I'm not averse to a little
prevention.

--
Bill

reply to sirwill1 AT same domain as above

Bruno Beam wrote:

> Stop drinking beers, or your belly will explode and beer-gremlins will
> come out of your remains !

Cite?

"Bruno Beam" > wrote in message
om...
> Stop drinking beers, or your belly will explode and beer-gremlins will
> come out of your remains !

After many many years of drinking lots of beers, I have a bit of a belly
that's nice, soft, hairy, and well-rounded but not too saggy. There is no
evidence that it will explode or spawn critters anytime soon, but I'm
wondering if there's a quick and effective method for inhibiting the thick
and deadly farts that come out the other end. I keep smelling worse
and worse. I have no friends, but I still enjoy my beer a lot...

After much experimenting, I have found German and Dutch beers to
smell the worst after the digestion process, and the effect is easily
augmented with some yummy spicy Mexican food. Somehow or
other, Mexican beer and German food seem to do the same thing...

If they ever invent a fartless beer that tastes as good as the European
stuff I'm accustomed to enjoying, I wish someone will tell me about
it, and where I can get some close to where I live...

Thanks in advance,

-'dreas