A friend of mine sang this; I'll see if I can remember all the words
(You can easily figure out the tune, from Sound of Music):

Dough, I use, to buy my beer,
Ray, the guy who sells me beer,
Me, the guy, who drinks my beer,
Far, to go to get my beer,
So, I think I'll have a beer,
La, I'll have another beer,
Tea? No thanks, I'm having beer,
Which brings me back to Beer, Beer, Beer, Beer....

Dough, I use, to buy my beer, (etc. etc.etc.)

vince norris

vincent p. norris > wrote in
:

> A friend of mine sang this; I'll see if I can remember all the words
> (You can easily figure out the tune, from Sound of Music):
>
> Dough, I use, to buy my beer,
> Ray, the guy who sells me beer,
> Me, the guy, who drinks my beer,
> Far, to go to get my beer,
> So, I think I'll have a beer,
> La, I'll have another beer,
> Tea? No thanks, I'm having beer,
> Which brings me back to Beer, Beer, Beer, Beer....
>
> Dough, I use, to buy my beer, (etc. etc.etc.)
>
> vince norris
>

A few years back Dr. Demento had a two-part show featuring songs about
alcohol, and two of them come readily to mind:

---

In some of my songs I have casually mentioned
The fact that I like to drink beer
This little song is more to the point
Roll out the barrel and lend me your ears

(chorus)
I like beer. it makes me a jolly good fellow
I like beer. it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow
(makes him feel mellow)
Whiskey’s too rough, champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in gear
This little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I like beer
(he likes beer)

My wife often frowns when we’re out on the town
And I’m wearing a suit and a tie
She’s sipping vermouth and she thinks I’m uncouth
When I yell as the waiter goes by

(chorus)

Last night I dreamed that I passed from the scene
And I went to a place so sublime
Aw, the water was clear and tasted like beer
Then they turned it all into wine (awww)

I like beer. it makes me a jolly good fellow
I like beer. it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow
(makes him feel mellow)
Whiskey’s too rough, champagne costs too much, and vodka puts my mouth in
gear
Aw, this little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I love
beer
(yes, he likes beer)

---

In heaven there is no beer
That's why we drink it here
And when we're gone from here
Well all our friends will be drinking all the beer

vincent p. norris > wrote in
:

> A friend of mine sang this; I'll see if I can remember all the words
> (You can easily figure out the tune, from Sound of Music):
>
> Dough, I use, to buy my beer,
> Ray, the guy who sells me beer,
> Me, the guy, who drinks my beer,
> Far, to go to get my beer,
> So, I think I'll have a beer,
> La, I'll have another beer,
> Tea? No thanks, I'm having beer,
> Which brings me back to Beer, Beer, Beer, Beer....
>
> Dough, I use, to buy my beer, (etc. etc.etc.)
>
> vince norris
>

A few years back Dr. Demento had a two-part show featuring songs about
alcohol, and two of them come readily to mind:

---

In some of my songs I have casually mentioned
The fact that I like to drink beer
This little song is more to the point
Roll out the barrel and lend me your ears

(chorus)
I like beer. it makes me a jolly good fellow
I like beer. it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow
(makes him feel mellow)
Whiskey’s too rough, champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in gear
This little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I like beer
(he likes beer)

My wife often frowns when we’re out on the town
And I’m wearing a suit and a tie
She’s sipping vermouth and she thinks I’m uncouth
When I yell as the waiter goes by

(chorus)

Last night I dreamed that I passed from the scene
And I went to a place so sublime
Aw, the water was clear and tasted like beer
Then they turned it all into wine (awww)

I like beer. it makes me a jolly good fellow
I like beer. it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow
(makes him feel mellow)
Whiskey’s too rough, champagne costs too much, and vodka puts my mouth in
gear
Aw, this little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I love
beer
(yes, he likes beer)

---

In heaven there is no beer
That's why we drink it here
And when we're gone from here
Well all our friends will be drinking all the beer

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Sing-Along Songs (Beer Drinking Songs)

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=A0
Life is a waste of time,
time is a waste of life,
so get wasted all of the time
and have the time of your life.
=A0
There are those who drink...
and those who pound,
and those who don't...
are bound to frown.
No matter what you say do...
Always cheer your frosty brew!
=A0
For every wound, a balm.
For every sorrow, cheer.
For every storm, a calm.
For every thirst, a beer.
=A0
Of all my favorite things to do,
The utmost is to have a brew.
My love grows for my foamy friend,
with each thirst-quenching elbow bend.
Beer's so frosty, smooth, and cold,
It's paradise... Pure liquid gold,
Yes beer means many things to me,
that's all for now... I gotta Pee
=A0
Here's to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold beer and another one!
Irish Saying

I admire your strength,
I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best,
is getting you drunk.
=A0
"DO RE MI BEER" by Homer J. Simpson.
---------------------------------------------------------------
DOUGH... the stuff... that buys me beer...
RAY..... the guy that sells me beer...
ME...... the guy... who drinks the beer,
FAR..... the distance to my beer
SO...... I think I'll have a beer...
LA...... La la la la la la beer
TEA..... no thanks, I'm drinking beer...
That will bring us back to...
[Notices can is empty]...D'OH!
=A0
Life alas, is very drear.
Up with the glass,
down with the beer!
Louis Untermeyer
=A0
Beer beer its all here,
one glass full...
and one for my peer.
=A0
Why, if 'tis dancing you would be,
There's brisker pipes than poetry.
Say, for what were hop-yards meant,
Or why was Burton built on Trent ?
Oh many a peer of England brews
Livelier liquor than the Muse,
And malt does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.
Ale, man, ale's the stuff to drink
For fellows whom it hurts to think:
Look into the pewter pot
To see the world as the world's not.
A=2EE. Housman

=A0
Fill with mingled cream and amber,
I will drain that glass again.
Such hilarious visions clamber
Through the chamber of my brain.
Quaintest thoughts, queerest fancies
Come to life and fade away.
What I care how time advances;
I am drinking ale today.
Edgar Allen Poe
=A0
I love to drink martinis.
Two at the very most.
Three I'm under the table.
Four I'm under the host!
Dorothy Parker
=A0
When money's tight and hard to get,
and your horse is also ran,
When all you have is a heap of debt,
a pint of plain is your only man.
Old Irish toast
=A0
He that drinks strong beer and goes to bed mellow,
lives as he ought to live and dies a hearty fellow.
17th century
English drinking song
=A0
STARKLE STARKLE LITTLE TWINK
starkle starkle little twink...who the heck are you i think...im not
under what you call...the alcofluence of incohol...im just a little
slort of sheep...im not drunk like tinkle peep...i dont who is me
yet...but the drunker i stand here, the longer i get...so just give me
one more drink to fill my cup
'cause i got all day sober..to sunday up!
=A0
I'm not the fig plucker,
but the fig plucker's son.
But I'll pluck figs,
'til the fig plucker comes!
=A0
I'm not the pig ****er,
but the pig ****er's son.
But I'll **** pigs,
'til the pig ****er comes!
=A0
**** this shit!
Just let me put my dick inside!
Eazy E
Gimme that Nut
=A0
Let us sing our own treasures, Old England's good cheer...
To the profits and pleasures of stout British beer...
Your wine tippling, dram sipping fellows retreat...
But your beer drinking Britons can never be beat.
The French with their vineyards and meager pale ale...
They drink from the squeezing of half ripe fruit.
But we, who have hop-yards to mellow our ale...
are rosy and plump and have freedom to boot.
English drinking song, circa 1757
Complete list of sing along songs brought to you by Power Hour VX LLC.=A0
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is the best drinking ga

=A0
Sing-Along Songs (Beer Drinking Songs)

Get More Examples of Power Hour VX Game Content
=A0
Life is a waste of time,
time is a waste of life,
so get wasted all of the time
and have the time of your life.
=A0
There are those who drink...
and those who pound,
and those who don't...
are bound to frown.
No matter what you say do...
Always cheer your frosty brew!
=A0
For every wound, a balm.
For every sorrow, cheer.
For every storm, a calm.
For every thirst, a beer.
=A0
Of all my favorite things to do,
The utmost is to have a brew.
My love grows for my foamy friend,
with each thirst-quenching elbow bend.
Beer's so frosty, smooth, and cold,
It's paradise... Pure liquid gold,
Yes beer means many things to me,
that's all for now... I gotta Pee
=A0
Here's to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold beer and another one!
Irish Saying

I admire your strength,
I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best,
is getting you drunk.
=A0
"DO RE MI BEER" by Homer J. Simpson.
---------------------------------------------------------------
DOUGH... the stuff... that buys me beer...
RAY..... the guy that sells me beer...
ME...... the guy... who drinks the beer,
FAR..... the distance to my beer
SO...... I think I'll have a beer...
LA...... La la la la la la beer
TEA..... no thanks, I'm drinking beer...
That will bring us back to...
[Notices can is empty]...D'OH!
=A0
Life alas, is very drear.
Up with the glass,
down with the beer!
Louis Untermeyer
=A0
Beer beer its all here,
one glass full...
and one for my peer.
=A0
Why, if 'tis dancing you would be,
There's brisker pipes than poetry.
Say, for what were hop-yards meant,
Or why was Burton built on Trent ?
Oh many a peer of England brews
Livelier liquor than the Muse,
And malt does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.
Ale, man, ale's the stuff to drink
For fellows whom it hurts to think:
Look into the pewter pot
To see the world as the world's not.
A=2EE. Housman

=A0
Fill with mingled cream and amber,
I will drain that glass again.
Such hilarious visions clamber
Through the chamber of my brain.
Quaintest thoughts, queerest fancies
Come to life and fade away.
What I care how time advances;
I am drinking ale today.
Edgar Allen Poe
=A0
I love to drink martinis.
Two at the very most.
Three I'm under the table.
Four I'm under the host!
Dorothy Parker
=A0
When money's tight and hard to get,
and your horse is also ran,
When all you have is a heap of debt,
a pint of plain is your only man.
Old Irish toast
=A0
He that drinks strong beer and goes to bed mellow,
lives as he ought to live and dies a hearty fellow.
17th century
English drinking song
=A0
STARKLE STARKLE LITTLE TWINK
starkle starkle little twink...who the heck are you i think...im not
under what you call...the alcofluence of incohol...im just a little
slort of sheep...im not drunk like tinkle peep...i dont who is me
yet...but the drunker i stand here, the longer i get...so just give me
one more drink to fill my cup
'cause i got all day sober..to sunday up!
=A0
I'm not the fig plucker,
but the fig plucker's son.
But I'll pluck figs,
'til the fig plucker comes!
=A0
I'm not the pig ****er,
but the pig ****er's son.
But I'll **** pigs,
'til the pig ****er comes!
=A0
**** this shit!
Just let me put my dick inside!
Eazy E
Gimme that Nut
=A0
Let us sing our own treasures, Old England's good cheer...
To the profits and pleasures of stout British beer...
Your wine tippling, dram sipping fellows retreat...
But your beer drinking Britons can never be beat.
The French with their vineyards and meager pale ale...
They drink from the squeezing of half ripe fruit.
But we, who have hop-yards to mellow our ale...
are rosy and plump and have freedom to boot.
English drinking song, circa 1757
Complete list of sing along songs brought to you by Power Hour VX LLC.=A0
Power Hour VX is rated the number one drinking game in the world.=A0 This
is the best drinking ga

There's nothing so lonesome, morbid or drear,
as to sit in the bar
of the pub with no beer

I about peed myself laughing at this.

Homer Simpson has a few beer songs, which I have wav files of, but can
no longer find links to.

My favorite is the one about being 17 and buying beer with a fake ID.

"When I was 17...
I had some really good beer.
I had some really good beer...
that I purchased with a fake ID.
My name was Brian McGee...
I stayed up listening to Queen...
When I was 17."

I heard the original the other day, for the first time. In an elevator.
It's very elevator meets broadway type music. I have no idea who the
original artist is.

The "When I was 17" part was in the original.

-Homer


Jason Montoya wrote:
> vincent p. norris > wrote in
> :
>
>
>>A friend of mine sang this; I'll see if I can remember all the words
>>(You can easily figure out the tune, from Sound of Music):
>>
>>Dough, I use, to buy my beer,
>>Ray, the guy who sells me beer,
>>Me, the guy, who drinks my beer,
>>Far, to go to get my beer,
>>So, I think I'll have a beer,
>>La, I'll have another beer,
>>Tea? No thanks, I'm having beer,
>>Which brings me back to Beer, Beer, Beer, Beer....
>>
>>Dough, I use, to buy my beer, (etc. etc.etc.)
>>
>>vince norris
>>
>
>
> A few years back Dr. Demento had a two-part show featuring songs about
> alcohol, and two of them come readily to mind:
>
> ---
>
> In some of my songs I have casually mentioned
> The fact that I like to drink beer
> This little song is more to the point
> Roll out the barrel and lend me your ears
>
> (chorus)
> I like beer. it makes me a jolly good fellow
> I like beer. it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow
> (makes him feel mellow)
> Whiskey’s too rough, champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in gear
> This little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I like beer
> (he likes beer)
>
> My wife often frowns when we’re out on the town
> And I’m wearing a suit and a tie
> She’s sipping vermouth and she thinks I’m uncouth
> When I yell as the waiter goes by
>
> (chorus)
>
> Last night I dreamed that I passed from the scene
> And I went to a place so sublime
> Aw, the water was clear and tasted like beer
> Then they turned it all into wine (awww)
>
> I like beer. it makes me a jolly good fellow
> I like beer. it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow
> (makes him feel mellow)
> Whiskey’s too rough, champagne costs too much, and vodka puts my mouth in
> gear
> Aw, this little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I love
> beer
> (yes, he likes beer)
>
> ---
>
> In heaven there is no beer
> That's why we drink it here
> And when we're gone from here
> Well all our friends will be drinking all the beer

It Was A Very Good Beer (219 KB)
Homer Simpson
>From episode: Duffless
Length: 0:34

http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/downloads/music.shtml

It Was A Very Good Beer (219 KB)
Homer Simpson
>From episode: Duffless
Length: 0:34

http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/downloads/music.shtml

It Was A Very Good Beer (219 KB)
Homer Simpson
>From episode: Duffless
Length: 0:34

http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/downloads/music.shtml

TomKan wrote:
> It Was A Very Good Beer (219 KB)
> Homer Simpson
>>From episode: Duffless
> Length: 0:34
>
> http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/downloads/music.shtml
>

What a great link! I thank you, and my family thanks you!

-Homer