Talking Beer Bottle Opener. Plays the school's fight song followed by
a cheer - when the opener touches the bottlecap. No buttons to push.
Automatic sound.

No buttons to push--automatic sound

Fun and functional

The perfect gift for any fan

Batteries included!

Officially licensed

Actually plays the school's fight song followed by a cheer - when the
opener touches the bottlecap.

www.TalkingBottleOpener.net

<animal asses > wrote in message
oups.com...
> Talking Beer Bottle Opener.
>
> No buttons to push--automatic sound
>
> Fun and functional
>
> The perfect gift for any dumbass
>
> Batteries included!
>
> Officially licensed
>
> Actually plays the school's fight song followed by a Bronx cheer - when
> the
> opener touches himself.

Feck off, spam-boy.

"Lew Bryson" > schreef in bericht
m...
> <animal asses > wrote in message
> oups.com...
>> Talking Beer Bottle Opener.
>>
>> No buttons to push--automatic sound
>>
>> Fun and functional
>>
>> The perfect gift for any dumbass
>>
>> Batteries included!
>>
>> Officially licensed
>>
>> Actually plays the school's fight song followed by a Bronx cheer - when
>> the
>> opener touches himself.
>
> Feck off, spam-boy.
Aw, come on Louie! That is what every redneck allus wanted: a bottleopener
that tells him everytime he opens a bottle o' Bud, he otta have a cool can
instead, no?
Joris

I got one as a Christmas present. You can't replace the batteries in
them.

Yea, that sucks. My Homer Simpson talking opener sounds like he's doing a
death rattle.

Jon


"tomkanpa" > wrote in message
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> I got one as a Christmas present. You can't replace the batteries in
> them.
>

I like to get one of these to give to my various in-laws.

Do they make an opener that 'says':

"Goddam, here I am an f*ckin' talkin' bottle opener, and all I get to
open around here is sh*t beer like Bud, Coors Light or Corona! Oh,
Jesus, what's this? Corona F*ckin' Light!! Get me outa here! I wanna
open a Hop Devil! Some Fullers! A Jever! Geez, I wish I was a
corkscrew and they had some Belgians...."