Chocolate causes impotence !
 

Eat it and your willy will turn to chocolate and fall off, too.

(Please NOTE: My correct e-mail address is in my Signature) On 3 Oct
2004 20:16:45 -0700, during the rec.food.chocolate Community News
Flash (Brian Raab) reported:

>Eat it and your willy will turn to chocolate and fall off, too.

Don't you wish!

(At least that way someone MIGHT want to give you a blow job.)

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If impotence is cause by it then why do people call it an aphrodisiac
and what exactly makes it do this?

Hmmm is that why your parents didn't have any children that lived?

"Brian Raab" > wrote in message
om...
> Eat it and your willy will turn to chocolate and fall off, too.

Brian Raab wrote:
> Eat it and your willy will turn to chocolate and fall off, too.

Brian:

Whatever you are doing with chocolate is your business but you are
definitely not using it the way it's meant to.