Date: 05-29-2009

Time: 07:00 AM

Weight: 24.1 pounds

Number of turds: 14 very large, long, thick snaking ringers

Consistency: Like thick oatmeal speckled with undigested corn kernels

Color: Black and dark brown with sparsely populated streaks of green
and speckles of yellow

Odor: Burnt rubber

Previous day's intake: Ravioli, bean burritos, several taco salads,
corn, stuffed peppers, rice-a-roni, bananas, dried apricots, boiled
eggs, bacon, ham, beef steak, half a dozen baloney and cheese
sandwiches, a loaf of pumpernickel.

Comments: Have been extremely flatulent this today, worst bout of
morning thunder I have had in months.