Give them a bag of dried apricots - a fast acting effective
laxative.........................................

On 10/23/2016 12:27 PM, Benderthe.evilrobot wrote:
> Give them a bag of dried apricots - a fast acting effective
> laxative.........................................

Especially if they are bright yellow (means they are sprayed
with sulfides).

Stone fruit is a pretty good choice to avoid them
getting diabetes.

They probably won't eat them anyway.

"T" > wrote in message ...
> On 10/23/2016 12:27 PM, Benderthe.evilrobot wrote:
>> Give them a bag of dried apricots - a fast acting effective
>> laxative.........................................
>
> Especially if they are bright yellow (means they are sprayed
> with sulfides).
>
> Stone fruit is a pretty good choice to avoid them
> getting diabetes.
>
> They probably won't eat them anyway.

They're pretty tasty - I always end up eating enough to give me the shits.

Kids would probably be reluctant till they've tasted a
few...........................

In my first flat - I run out of money the first week I moved in and had no
food.

Then I noticed the derelict pub next door had a plum tree orchard.

All said and done - eating all those plums ended up serving no useful
purpose............................

On 10/24/2016 09:33 AM, Benderthe.evilrobot wrote:
>
> "T" > wrote in message ...
>> On 10/23/2016 12:27 PM, Benderthe.evilrobot wrote:
>>> Give them a bag of dried apricots - a fast acting effective
>>> laxative.........................................
>>
>> Especially if they are bright yellow (means they are sprayed
>> with sulfides).
>>
>> Stone fruit is a pretty good choice to avoid them
>> getting diabetes.
>>
>> They probably won't eat them anyway.
>
> They're pretty tasty - I always end up eating enough to give me the shits.
>
> Kids would probably be reluctant till they've tasted a
> few...........................
>
> In my first flat - I run out of money the first week I moved in and had
> no food.
>
> Then I noticed the derelict pub next door had a plum tree orchard.
>
> All said and done - eating all those plums ended up serving no useful
> purpose............................

Stone fruits are all about seed dispersal. Plants "bribe"
animals into sowing their seeds for them. And make sure
their seeds don't "linger" around too long in animal's digestive
system and get digested themselves.

Are you in the UK? Has the food situation been resolved?
The low carb nuts (walnuts, pecans, macadamia, etc) are
all diabetic friendly. Maybe almonds are, but there is
an allergy in the family.

Do you have any source of fresh sea food? That is good
for you on so may levels, not just diabetes.

We don't. It is all shipped in and makes you really ill to
eat it.

"T" > wrote in message ...
> On 10/24/2016 09:33 AM, Benderthe.evilrobot wrote:
>>
>> "T" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> On 10/23/2016 12:27 PM, Benderthe.evilrobot wrote:
>>>> Give them a bag of dried apricots - a fast acting effective
>>>> laxative.........................................
>>>
>>> Especially if they are bright yellow (means they are sprayed
>>> with sulfides).
>>>
>>> Stone fruit is a pretty good choice to avoid them
>>> getting diabetes.
>>>
>>> They probably won't eat them anyway.
>>
>> They're pretty tasty - I always end up eating enough to give me the
>> shits.
>>
>> Kids would probably be reluctant till they've tasted a
>> few...........................
>>
>> In my first flat - I run out of money the first week I moved in and had
>> no food.
>>
>> Then I noticed the derelict pub next door had a plum tree orchard.
>>
>> All said and done - eating all those plums ended up serving no useful
>> purpose............................
>
> Stone fruits are all about seed dispersal. Plants "bribe"
> animals into sowing their seeds for them. And make sure
> their seeds don't "linger" around too long in animal's digestive
> system and get digested themselves.
>
> Are you in the UK? Has the food situation been resolved?
> The low carb nuts (walnuts, pecans, macadamia, etc) are
> all diabetic friendly. Maybe almonds are, but there is
> an allergy in the family.
>
> Do you have any source of fresh sea food? That is good
> for you on so may levels, not just diabetes.

I'd much rather eat fish than meat - but its more effort to keep and not
cheap.

Right now; chestnuts are in season - probably not such a good thing, but its
only from Autumn to Christmas.

Last year; the chestnuts from one supermarket contained the occasional
rooting nut - any found were promptly planted along the tree line behind the
flats.

On 10/23/2016 12:27 PM, Benderthe.evilrobot wrote:
> Give them a bag of dried apricots - a fast acting effective
> laxative.........................................


Well ... Did die kinder survive the apricots?

"T" > wrote in message ...
> On 10/23/2016 12:27 PM, Benderthe.evilrobot wrote:
>> Give them a bag of dried apricots - a fast acting effective
>> laxative.........................................
>
>
> Well ... Did die kinder survive the apricots?

I spent Halloween visiting relatives - they kept thick curtains drawn and
any un needed lights out so it looked like no one in.

If it'd been as good as I hoped - there'd have been something on the news.

On 11/02/2016 12:13 PM, Benderthe.evilrobot wrote:
>
> "T" > wrote in message ...
>> On 10/23/2016 12:27 PM, Benderthe.evilrobot wrote:
>>> Give them a bag of dried apricots - a fast acting effective
>>> laxative.........................................
>>
>>
>> Well ... Did die kinder survive the apricots?
>
> I spent Halloween visiting relatives - they kept thick curtains drawn
> and any un needed lights out so it looked like no one in.
>
> If it'd been as good as I hoped - there'd have been something on the news.


:-)

On 11/02/2016 12:22 PM, T wrote:
> On 11/02/2016 12:13 PM, Benderthe.evilrobot wrote:
>>
>> "T" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> On 10/23/2016 12:27 PM, Benderthe.evilrobot wrote:
>>>> Give them a bag of dried apricots - a fast acting effective
>>>> laxative.........................................
>>>
>>>
>>> Well ... Did die kinder survive the apricots?
>>
>> I spent Halloween visiting relatives - they kept thick curtains drawn
>> and any un needed lights out so it looked like no one in.
>>
>> If it'd been as good as I hoped - there'd have been something on the
>> news.
>
>
> :-)

Had there been something in the news, your secret
would have been safe with me. Well, unless there
was a reward, then ...

"T" > wrote in message ...
> On 11/02/2016 12:22 PM, T wrote:
>> On 11/02/2016 12:13 PM, Benderthe.evilrobot wrote:
>>>
>>> "T" > wrote in message
>>> ...
>>>> On 10/23/2016 12:27 PM, Benderthe.evilrobot wrote:
>>>>> Give them a bag of dried apricots - a fast acting effective
>>>>> laxative.........................................
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Well ... Did die kinder survive the apricots?
>>>
>>> I spent Halloween visiting relatives - they kept thick curtains drawn
>>> and any un needed lights out so it looked like no one in.
>>>
>>> If it'd been as good as I hoped - there'd have been something on the
>>> news.
>>
>>
>> :-)
>
> Had there been something in the news, your secret
> would have been safe with me. Well, unless there
> was a reward, then ...

I don't think there's any set in stone rule about which direction the tricks
go on trick or treat.

Its essentially demanding candy with menaces - self defence could be valid.

Especially if they are bright yellow (means they are sprayed
with sulfides).