"Kevin S. Wilson" > wrote

>>Repost:
>>Message-ID: >
>>From: David Pacheco >
>
> Terri, Terri, Terri.
>
> Two words: Pearls. Swine.

What is Pirates Of The Caribbean?

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On Tue, 05 Sep 2006 19:15:57 -0400, Marc Goodman
> wrote:

>Matthew L. Martin wrote:
>> Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
>>> It's a flawed premise to begin with. Neither CAL nor D*nk were ever
>>> pompous.
>>>
>>
>> There is a multitude of things that neither of them ever were.
>>
>> Humorous, for one.
>
>CAL was better than D@nk, though. Other than his burning obsession
>with Kevin SWilson, he at least tried to fit in. With some work,
>he might have made a reasonable ottoman or end table. And, he
>finally gave up and went away which makes him a zillion zillion times
>better than D@nk.

And to my knowledge, CAL never complained to someone's boss about
posts on the Usernet (tm) in an impotent attempt to get that someone
fired.

--
If we could live without passion maybe we'd know some kind of peace, but we
would be hollow. Empty rooms, shuttered and dank. Without passion we'd be truly dead.
--David Boreanaz as Angel in "Buffy The Vampire Slayer"

On Wed, 06 Sep 2006 12:29:15 -0600, Kevin S. Wilson >
wrote:

>On Wed, 06 Sep 2006 11:54:09 -0400, Tony Cooper
> wrote:
>
>>You people are so inconsistent. First you say that horsing around by
>>posting nonsense is an approved activity, and then you dismount from
>>that position and try to saddle me with accusations of being a stunt
>>rider. Just when I had the bit in my teeth, too. I think you're
>>trying to snaffle my unbridled enthusiasm. I'll have to rein that in
>>and not try to use fancy words when responding to you. That way the
>>rein will fall manely on the plain.
>
>Puns?
>
>PUNS?
>
>Have pity, Barbara. Stop before he regresses to "IKYABWAI?"

He has already done that. At least twice.

Believe me, I do have pity.

BW

On Wed, 06 Sep 2006 12:33:56 -0600, Kevin S. Wilson >
wrote:

>On Wed, 06 Sep 2006 12:29:18 -0400, wrote:
>
>>Should I give him a hint?
>
>You could start by informing him that calling you a slut -- no matter
>how flowery the language with which he does it -- demonstrates his
>lack of originality like nothing else possibly can.

True. That would be a red herring, but that could be fun.

BW

On Wed, 06 Sep 2006 12:35:22 -0600, Kevin S. Wilson >
wrote:

>On Tue, 05 Sep 2006 14:39:23 -0400, Tony Cooper
> wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 05 Sep 2006 12:24:25 -0600, Kevin S. Wilson >
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On Fri, 01 Sep 2006 23:01:39 -0400, Tony Cooper
> wrote:
>>>
>>>>That begs the question of whether or Kibologists can recognize
>>> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>>>nonsense when they write it.
>>>
>>>You don't really know what that expression means, do you? It sure does
>>>make you sound schmart, though.
>>
>>That particular phase is often discussed in the newsgroup I read. It
>>was inserted as an "in joke" for the alt.usage.english readers. I
>>briefly thought of writing "Kilbologists write nonsense because they
>>can only recognize nonsense", but I thought that might be too circular
>>for y'all.
>>
>>
>Another words, "I meant to do that."
>
>Uh-huh. Right. Got ya.

Remember, Tony is working on being more pompous and unoriginal, so
you've got to expect him to trot that one out.

BW

On Wed, 06 Sep 2006 12:26:36 -0600, Kevin S. Wilson >
wrote:

>On Tue, 05 Sep 2006 22:09:51 -0400, Tony Cooper
> wrote:
>
>>Mostly they are pursed-lipped asnides at the most pedestrian level of
>>"I guess I told *him*!" repartee as the waspish Barbara is wont to
> ^^^^^^^
>>write.
>
>How do you do it, Barbara? Only a half-dozen posts, yet Tiny here has
>you living in Greenwich, Connecticut, wearing comfortable pumps,
>cashmere cardigans, wide-wale cords, and an understated herringbone
>gold necklace while you flip through the pages of the latest New
>Yorker and think idly about having an early-afternoon martini.
>
>Either you're a subtly evil genius, or Tiny has been google-stalking
>you.

And that quote from his post is an example of what comes out of Horse
#2.

An earlier part of his post would suggest the nature of Horse #1.

And as he attempts to ride them in different directions, his pants
split apart, merriment ensues, etc. It's his poker face while he does
it that makes it particularly droll. It's almost like he doesn't
realize that he's been contradicting himself.

BW

Otto Bahn wrote:
> Exhibitionists don't have a season. Granted there are fewer
> in winter, so if anything it is exhibition season right now.

That's exactly what town officials in Brattleboro are counting on to
mollify the current controversy:

http://www.reformer.com/headlines/ci_4293224

> Wednesday, September 6
> BRATTLEBORO -- The Selectboard decided to hold off until next year on
> an anti-nudity ordinance, calling it a "knee jerk response to an
> isolated incident."
>
> "Winter is coming. If spring comes and we still have a problem, we'll
> take another look at it," said Selectboard Chairman Steve Steidle.

As long as knees are all that's jerking, I guess they don't have a
problem. Meanwhile, everybody keep looking! After even weaker double
entendres about hanging out and blowing over, we learn that:

> Police Chief John Martin was offered a spot on the O'Reilly Factor,
> which Town Manager Jerry Remillard said he declined.

POOR SPOT! Dogs STILL don't know it's not bacon.

¬R

Otto Bahn > wrote:
>"shelly" > wrote
>>> Exhibitionists don't have a season. Granted there are fewer
>>> in winter,
>>
>> Or, at least, smaller.
>
>And sometimes perkier!

http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20050130.html

Dave "not, I scarcely need add, safe for work" DeLaney
--
\/David DeLaney posting from "It's not the pot that grows the flower
It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone to see
Love is all it takes to make a family" - R&P. VISUALIZE HAPPYNET VRbeable<BLINK>
http://www.vic.com/~dbd/ - net.legends FAQ & Magic / I WUV you in all CAPS! --K.

On Wed, 6 Sep 2006 14:23:04 -0400, Otto Bahn wrote:

>"Tony Cooper" > wrote
>
>>>So Orlando, do you run one of the rides at Disney World, or do they
>>>put you in costume? I'll bet you're Chip, or maybe Snow White.
>>>Forebear, I digress ...
>>
>> Still waiting for the first team. Exhibition season is over, you
>> know.
>
>?!
>
>Exhibitionists don't have a season. Granted there are fewer
>in winter, so if anything it is exhibition season right now.

But in Florida, the exhibitionists play all year long. So there really
isn't an exhibition season down there, which means Mini-Cooper is
attempting to troll us into thinking exhibition season ends. Now I
personally can't stand exhibition season, it's too bland. I usually
season with paprika a lot, as in the chili I had for dinner last
night. Unfortunately, I was outta crackers, which meant I ate some Sun
chips. They're "multi-grain" which means "tastes better than potato
chips but not as good as buffalo chips." Think you can find buffalo
chips around here? I mean, it's 75 miles south of Buffalo and the
clerks just look confused when I ask them "Where are the Buffalo
Chips?"

I blame chain stores and big corporations.

--
Chris McG.
Harming humanity since 1951.
"My dog ate my gratitude journal." -- Paula


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On Wed, 06 Sep 2006 14:19:51 -0400, Tony Cooper wrote:

>On Wed, 06 Sep 2006 12:29:18 -0400, wrote:
>
>>
>>He also has no idea what I meant about trying to ride two horses at
>>once.
>
>So you have a Specter of doubt? Are you Borking me?

Please leave politics out of this; we were discussing equestrianism,
not neoconservatism. Though both include horse's asses.

--
Chris McG.
Harming humanity since 1951.
"My dog ate my gratitude journal." -- Paula


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On Wed, 6 Sep 2006 14:36:58 -0400, Otto Bahn wrote:

>"Kevin S. Wilson" > wrote
>
>>>Repost:
>>>Message-ID: >
>>>From: David Pacheco >
>>
>> Terri, Terri, Terri.
>>
>> Two words: Pearls. Swine.
>
>What is Pirates Of The Caribbean?

That's correct. You have control of the board, Mr. Bahn.

--
Chris McG.
Harming humanity since 1951.
"My dog ate my gratitude journal." -- Paula


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"Chris McGonnell" > wrote

>>>He also has no idea what I meant about trying to ride two horses at
>>>once.
>>
>>So you have a Specter of doubt? Are you Borking me?
>
> Please leave politics out of this; we were discussing equestrianism,
> not neoconservatism. Though both include horse's asses.

Neopolitans, however, are always in season.

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"Chris McGonnell" > wrote

>>> Terri, Terri, Terri.
>>>
>>> Two words: Pearls. Swine.
>>
>>What is Pirates Of The Caribbean?
>
> That's correct. You have control of the board, Mr. Bahn.

I'll take 27 year-olds for $200, Alex.

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On Thu, 07 Sep 2006 14:06:29 -0400, Chris McGonnell
> wrote:

>On Wed, 06 Sep 2006 14:19:51 -0400, Tony Cooper wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 06 Sep 2006 12:29:18 -0400, wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>He also has no idea what I meant about trying to ride two horses at
>>>once.
>>
>>So you have a Specter of doubt? Are you Borking me?
>
>Please leave politics out of this; we were discussing equestrianism,
>not neoconservatism. Though both include horse's asses.

Ahh, but Specter, in his book, made appropriate use of the adage when
referring to Bork. It isn't as much a political issue as it is a
recognition of someone who knew when to use an old saw.

I'm sure Barbara knew what I meant since she Keeps Up.

--


Tony Cooper
Orlando, FL

Otto Bahn laid this down on his screen :
> "Chris McGonnell" > wrote
>
>>>>He also has no idea what I meant about trying to ride two horses at
>>>>once.
>>>
>>>So you have a Specter of doubt? Are you Borking me?
>>
>> Please leave politics out of this; we were discussing equestrianism,
>> not neoconservatism. Though both include horse's asses.
>
> Neopolitans, however, are always in season.
>
They make nice ice cream too.

Otto Bahn wrote:
> "Chris McGonnell" > wrote
>
>>>> Terri, Terri, Terri.
>>>>
>>>> Two words: Pearls. Swine.
>>> What is Pirates Of The Caribbean?
>> That's correct. You have control of the board, Mr. Bahn.
>
> I'll take 27 year-olds for $20 (SAIT), Alex.
>

IFYPFY.

Matthew

--
Thermodynamics and/or Golf for dummies: There is a game
You can't win
You can't break even
You can't get out of the game

"Matthew L. Martin" > wrote

>>>>> Two words: Pearls. Swine.
>>>> What is Pirates Of The Caribbean?
>>> That's correct. You have control of the board, Mr. Bahn.
>>
>> I'll take 27 year-olds for $20 (SAIT), Alex.
>
> IFYPFY.

At least it was consensual.

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On Fri, 8 Sep 2006 11:02:14 -0400, Otto Bahn wrote:

>"Matthew L. Martin" > wrote
>
>>>>>> Two words: Pearls. Swine.
>>>>> What is Pirates Of The Caribbean?
>>>> That's correct. You have control of the board, Mr. Bahn.
>>>
>>> I'll take 27 year-olds for $20 (SAIT), Alex.
>>
>> IFYPFY.
>
>At least it was consensual.

Did you lure them with an offer of Walnettos?

--
Chris McG.
Harming humanity since 1951.
"My dog ate my gratitude journal." -- Paula


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"Chris McGonnell" > wrote

>>>>>>> Two words: Pearls. Swine.
>>>>>> What is Pirates Of The Caribbean?
>>>>> That's correct. You have control of the board, Mr. Bahn.
>>>>
>>>> I'll take 27 year-olds for $20 (SAIT), Alex.
>>>
>>> IFYPFY.
>>
>>At least it was consensual.
>
> Did you lure them with an offer of Walnettos?

Even betterer, she lured me. Consider me trolled!

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Otto Bahn wrote:
> "Chris McGonnell" > wrote
>
> >>> Terri, Terri, Terri.
> >>>
> >>> Two words: Pearls. Swine.
> >>
> >>What is Pirates Of The Caribbean?
> >
> > That's correct. You have control of the board, Mr. Bahn.
>
> I'll take 27 year-olds for $20, SAIT.
>
> --oTTo--

I&c.


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Otto Bahn wrote:
> "Chris McGonnell" > wrote
>
>
>>>>>>>>Two words: Pearls. Swine.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>What is Pirates Of The Caribbean?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>That's correct. You have control of the board, Mr. Bahn.
>>>>>
>>>>>I'll take 27 year-olds for $20 (SAIT), Alex.
>>>>
>>>>IFYPFY.
>>>
>>>At least it was consensual.
>>
>>Did you lure them with an offer of Walnettos?
>
>
> Even betterer, she lured me. Consider me trolled!
>
> --oTTo--
>
>

I once trolled a girl, or should I say, she once trolled me.
She showed me her sig, isn't it bad, it's really big.
She said she was twenty and posting at home in the nude,
I asked for a GIF and she said that she thought I was rude.
I stayed on the chat, biding my time, waiting online.
We talked until two and then she said, "It's time for bed."
She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh.
I asked her again to please email me a photograph.
She said that she would, it would be hot, a frontal shot.
Yuck, he was a man, isn't it bad, it's really big.