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A traveler wandering on an island inhabited entirely by cannibals comes upon
a butcher shop. This shop specialised in human brains differentiated
according to source. The sign in the shop read:

Artists' Brains $9/oz
Philosophers' Brains $12/oz
Scientists' Brains $15/oz
Republicans' Brains $19/oz
Democrats' Brains $2,000/oz

Upon reading the sign, the traveler noted, "My those Democrats' brains must
be popular!" To which the butcher replied, "Are you kidding! Do you have any
idea how many Democrats you have to kill to get a ounce of brains?!"


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Snuggles wrote:
> A traveler wandering on an island inhabited entirely by cannibals comes upon
> a butcher shop. This shop specialised in human brains differentiated
> according to source. The sign in the shop read:
>
> Artists' Brains $9/oz
> Philosophers' Brains $12/oz
> Scientists' Brains $15/oz
> Republicans' Brains $19/oz
> Democrats' Brains $2,000/oz
>
> Upon reading the sign, the traveler noted, "My those Democrats' brains must
> be popular!" To which the butcher replied, "Are you kidding! Do you have any
> idea how many Democrats you have to kill to get a ounce of brains?!"


On the other hand, you need to kill a similar amount of Republicans,
but there is simply less demand.

Dean G.

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Snuggles wrote:

> A traveler wandering on an island inhabited entirely by cannibals comes upon
> a butcher shop. This shop specialised in human brains differentiated
> according to source. The sign in the shop read:
>
> Artists' Brains $9/oz
> Philosophers' Brains $12/oz
> Scientists' Brains $15/oz
> Republicans' Brains $19/oz
> Democrats' Brains $2,000/oz
>
> Upon reading the sign, the traveler noted, "My those Democrats' brains must
> be popular!" To which the butcher replied, "Are you kidding! Do you have any
> idea how many Democrats you have to kill to get a ounce of brains?!"


How is it that every time someone comes up with a good Republican joke, some
Republican comes along, changes the butt of the joke to a Democrat and thinks he
has come up with something new?


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Snuggles wrote:

> Artists' Brains $9/oz
> Philosophers' Brains $12/oz
> Scientists' Brains $15/oz
> Republicans' Brains $19/oz
> Democrats' Brains $2,000/oz
> Upon reading the sign, the traveler noted, "My those Democrats'
> brains must be popular!" To which the butcher replied, "Are you
> kidding! Do you have any idea how many Democrats you have to kill to
> get a ounce of brains?!"


If you remove republicans and substitute Carabinieri* for Democrats, it's
the one we've got in Italy

* italian military police
--
Vilco
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"Vilco" > wrote in
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> Snuggles wrote:
>
>> Artists' Brains $9/oz
>> Philosophers' Brains $12/oz
>> Scientists' Brains $15/oz
>> Republicans' Brains $19/oz
>> Democrats' Brains $2,000/oz
>> Upon reading the sign, the traveler noted, "My those Democrats'
>> brains must be popular!" To which the butcher replied, "Are you
>> kidding! Do you have any idea how many Democrats you have to kill
>> to get a ounce of brains?!"

>
> If you remove republicans and substitute Carabinieri* for
> Democrats, it's the one we've got in Italy
>
> * italian military police


In Canada, it's Conservatives (we don't got no democrats but if we did,
they would be Conservatives too). Leastwise when I tell it it's
Conservatives :-)

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Governments should be afraid of their people"

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