....and how soft it will be.

The local newsies sent one of the anchors to wherever
her new home turf is to do some one-on-one with her.
It was deep as the crust on day-old pudding.

Well, first of all, for alla you haytaz out there, she
has "eVoo" painted on the wall about 2 feet high and
5 feet across behind what looks like her main chatting
set.

So just don't look at the screen.

Second, they have her dressed like a jungle princess.
No, seriously. A Jungle Jewish-American Princess.
Animal prints, skins, huge buckles, earthtones...
The world's first JJAP isn't even J.

One of the more innovative features of the whole
gig: rotating audience.

Yep. The studio audience is seated on a giant turntable
in the middle of the studio. She's got the table set with
the eVoo behind it, a huge kitchen set, and probably a
sofa set or two in there that we didn't see.

It's becoming clear that the people involved in this
weren't just looking to give RR a show. They were looking
to create a huge show-event situation, and RR was their
best choice of front-man.

So now it's in her pudgy little hands as to whether all
that money was spent wisely, or eBay will soon have one
very interesting, large, circular, chair-covered item
to hock...

--Blair