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Blair P. Houghton 16-09-2006 03:40 AM

Finally a sneak peek at the Rachael Ray show
 
....and how soft it will be.

The local newsies sent one of the anchors to wherever
her new home turf is to do some one-on-one with her.
It was deep as the crust on day-old pudding.

Well, first of all, for alla you haytaz out there, she
has "eVoo" painted on the wall about 2 feet high and
5 feet across behind what looks like her main chatting
set.

So just don't look at the screen.

Second, they have her dressed like a jungle princess.
No, seriously. A Jungle Jewish-American Princess.
Animal prints, skins, huge buckles, earthtones...
The world's first JJAP isn't even J.

One of the more innovative features of the whole
gig: rotating audience.

Yep. The studio audience is seated on a giant turntable
in the middle of the studio. She's got the table set with
the eVoo behind it, a huge kitchen set, and probably a
sofa set or two in there that we didn't see.

It's becoming clear that the people involved in this
weren't just looking to give RR a show. They were looking
to create a huge show-event situation, and RR was their
best choice of front-man.

So now it's in her pudgy little hands as to whether all
that money was spent wisely, or eBay will soon have one
very interesting, large, circular, chair-covered item
to hock...

--Blair

Default User 16-09-2006 06:06 AM

Finally a sneak peek at the Rachael Ray show
 
Blair P. Houghton wrote:


[another Ray Ray bash]


ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.


Get a life.




Brian

--
If televison's a babysitter, the Internet is a drunk librarian who
won't shut up.
-- Dorothy Gambrell (http://catandgirl.com)

Blair P. Houghton 16-09-2006 07:36 AM

Finally a sneak peek at the Rachael Ray show
 
Default User > wrote:
>Blair P. Houghton wrote:
>
>[another Ray Ray bash]
>ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
>Get a life.
>Brian


**** you.

The cash-heavy production values have an explanation,
by the way.

She's on Letterman and going a mile a minute, and
as part of the stream of manic consciousness, she
let on that Oprah Winfrey owns her show.

Oprah is way beyond the level of common sense that would
have her putting an appropriate level of risk into the
RR hour.

She's over-the-top with a vengeance, and if this thing
crashes, it's going to leave a pretty corpse.

--Blair

Shiver 16-09-2006 07:46 AM

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> Blair P. Houghton > wrote:

> **** you.


Look folks... A potty mouth.

Now there is the sign of an intelligent cook.

> she let on that Oprah Winfrey owns her show.


Who cares who owns it.

> She's over-the-top with a vengeance,


Blair the only one over the top with a vengeance is you.

You sound petty, you sound jealous, and you have a potty mouth.

Default User 16-09-2006 07:45 PM

Finally a sneak peek at the Rachael Ray show
 
Blair P. Houghton wrote:

> Default User > wrote:
> > Blair P. Houghton wrote:
> >
> > [another Ray Ray bash]
> > ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
> > Get a life.
> > Brian

>
> **** you.


Sorry, yer not my type, wrong sex and all.




Brian
--
If televison's a babysitter, the Internet is a drunk librarian who
won't shut up.
-- Dorothy Gambrell (http://catandgirl.com)

tert in seattle 17-09-2006 02:23 AM

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writes:
>Default User > wrote:
>>Blair P. Houghton wrote:
>>
>>[another Ray Ray bash]
>>ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
>>Get a life.
>>Brian

>
>**** you.


yer jealous


Blair P. Houghton 17-09-2006 04:05 AM

Finally a sneak peek at the Rachael Ray show
 
Shiver > wrote:
>> Blair P. Houghton > wrote:

>
>> **** you.

>
>Look folks... A potty mouth.


Look folks, a 13-year-old who can't handle the adult world.

>Now there is the sign of an intelligent cook.


Now there's a sign of a total dolt.

>> she let on that Oprah Winfrey owns her show.

>
>Who cares who owns it.


Who cares what you think?

>> She's over-the-top with a vengeance,

>
>Blair the only one over the top with a vengeance is you.
>You sound petty, you sound jealous, and you have a potty mouth.


You sound weak, you sound inexperienced, and if you
don't like the words adults use, that's too bad.

--Blair

Blair P. Houghton 17-09-2006 04:06 AM

Finally a sneak peek at the Rachael Ray show
 
Default User > wrote:
>Blair P. Houghton wrote:
>
>> Default User > wrote:
>> > Blair P. Houghton wrote:
>> >
>> > [another Ray Ray bash]
>> > ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
>> > Get a life.
>> > Brian

>>
>> **** you.

>
>Sorry, yer not my type, wrong sex and all.


I'm also over 18.

--Blair

Blair P. Houghton 17-09-2006 04:06 AM

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tert in seattle > wrote:
writes:
>>Default User > wrote:
>>>Blair P. Houghton wrote:
>>>
>>>[another Ray Ray bash]
>>>ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
>>>Get a life.
>>>Brian

>>
>>**** you.

>
>yer jealous


Of what? Your ability to be duped by propaganda?

--Blair

tert in seattle 17-09-2006 05:02 AM

Finally a sneak peek at the Rachael Ray show
 
writes:
>tert in seattle > wrote:
writes:
>>>Default User > wrote:
>>>>Blair P. Houghton wrote:
>>>>
>>>>[another Ray Ray bash]
>>>>ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
>>>>Get a life.
>>>>Brian
>>>
>>>**** you.

>>
>>yer jealous

>
>Of what? Your ability to be duped by propaganda?


well there's that of course but I'm talking about how you're jealous of
Rachael Ray - your ego feels real pain at the cosmic injustice of it all
to the point where you've parading around these ideations of her demise


Default User 17-09-2006 06:39 AM

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Blair P. Houghton wrote:

> Default User > wrote:


> > Sorry, yer not my type, wrong sex and all.

>
> I'm also over 18.



Not that anyone could tell from your postings.



Brian
--
If televison's a babysitter, the Internet is a drunk librarian who
won't shut up.
-- Dorothy Gambrell (http://catandgirl.com)

sf[_3_] 17-09-2006 05:49 PM

Finally a sneak peek at the Rachael Ray show
 

So, when is the show on?

Nancy Young 17-09-2006 05:58 PM

Finally a sneak peek at the Rachael Ray show
 

<sf> wrote

> So, when is the show on?


For me it's 10am tomorrow, replacing the Tony Danza show.

nancy



sf[_3_] 17-09-2006 07:40 PM

Finally a sneak peek at the Rachael Ray show
 
On Sun, 17 Sep 2006 12:58:44 -0400, "Nancy Young" >
wrote:
>
><sf> wrote
>
>> So, when is the show on?

>
>For me it's 10am tomorrow, replacing the Tony Danza show.
>

Thanks... that's the middle of my work day so I guess it won't be
appointment television. ;)

Nancy Young 18-09-2006 03:28 PM

Finally a sneak peek at the Rachael Ray show
 
Heh, I can't believe they aired this hint. Some woman
spun dry her lettuce in her washing machine. Not even
in a pillowcase or anything. Just dumped it in and put it
on spin. This is a non starter for me.

At any rate, I'm not sure how long Rachel can keep up this
pace. It's only been a half hour and I'm exhausted for her.

nancy



Michael Archon Sequoia Nielsen 18-09-2006 03:46 PM

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Here's a video where she shows off the set:

http://www.etonline.com/celebrities/...084/index.html

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Blair P. Houghton 20-09-2006 12:43 AM

Finally a sneak peek at the Rachael Ray show
 
Default User > wrote:
>Blair P. Houghton wrote:
>
>> Default User > wrote:

>
>> > Sorry, yer not my type, wrong sex and all.

>>
>> I'm also over 18.

>
>
>Not that anyone could tell from your postings.


Glad to see you're not shy about outing yourself as a flat liar.

--Blair

Blair P. Houghton 20-09-2006 12:45 AM

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tert in seattle > wrote:
writes:
>>tert in seattle > wrote:
writes:
>>>>Default User > wrote:
>>>>>Blair P. Houghton wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>[another Ray Ray bash]
>>>>>ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
>>>>>Get a life.
>>>>>Brian
>>>>
>>>>**** you.
>>>
>>>yer jealous

>>
>>Of what? Your ability to be duped by propaganda?

>
>well there's that of course but I'm talking about how you're jealous of
>Rachael Ray - your ego feels real pain at the cosmic injustice of it all
>to the point where you've parading around these ideations of her demise


I'm not jealous of ray-ray. She's been doing TV for a decade.

I'm envious of the wood top on her new TV-kitchen island.

That's about it.

But you go on making up stupid lies to post about me.

The world sorts out who's got integrity fairly well.

--Blair

tert in seattle 20-09-2006 12:57 AM

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writes:

>The world sorts out who's got integrity fairly well.


HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!




Blair P. Houghton 20-09-2006 06:41 AM

Finally a sneak peek at the Rachael Ray show
 
tert in seattle > wrote:
writes:
>
>>The world sorts out who's got integrity fairly well.

>
>HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


And it can see plainly that you still have no valid
arguments.

--Blair


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